Dumbass He can’t be a cheater if his hand is on her knee The hand on the thigh move is a Beckham favourite too. Amid allegations that he’s been unfaithful, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore turned up in New York today at the press conference to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child Slavery during the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative. By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 08:18 am
Dumbass Becks is a 7½ Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 03:31 am
Assy Style Better...and then not Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck By Lainey • Sep 16, 2010 07:40 am
Dumbass What in the ass? Almost all of the film industry has been focused the last few days on TIFF. And still The Social Network is getting so much play. They’re doing a brilliant job on the marketing, and they’re courting the online community too – obviously – with fantastic results. Hype around The Social By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 07:40 am
Dumbass This sh-tty movie poster Can you judge a movie by its poster? I guess it’s not always fair. And I guess it depends on what movie. Or on whose movie. What about a Kate Hudson movie? This is the poster for her upcoming A Little Bit of Heaven. In other words, you’ve By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 03:18 am
Dumbass Porny... please stop I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 07:29 am
Hollywood Drugs T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Or Sizzurp. Or By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 04:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Cover your back Wonder if the Glee set is a little more tense than usual today. Between Mark Salling and Naya Rivera’s car keying love drama, and Lea Michele’s constant Me-ness, and now Dianna Agron’s appearance in Vanity Fair, in addition to her blog presence as her new relationship with By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 10:57 am
Twats Lohan replay and her weave falls out She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 04:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Rihanna’s not badass enough for Jenny Humphrey Yeah so Taylor Momsen’s interview with Spin – have you read it? She’s so hardcore with her eyeliner and her band and the holes in her stockings, you know, like real rock’n’roll and other bitches like Rihanna are total pretenders. "People think pop is rock, and By Lainey • Aug 23, 2010 04:05 am
Dumbass Angelina Jolie/Marilyn Monroe Elizabeth Taylor does not want anyone playing her in a movie about her life in Furious Love despite all those dumbass rumours that the Jolie would be taking on the role. But what about Marilyn Monroe? Andrew O’Hagan wrote a book about Marilyn’s dog Maf, The Life And By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 04:49 am
Jock Smut Porny’s KFed Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 11:31 am
Dumbass Porny’s Barbie waist Oh please. My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her By Lainey • Aug 06, 2010 06:04 am
Dumbass Justice is a “terrible inconvenience” Naomi Campbell is at The Hague today testifying in the war crimes trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor about those diamonds. Remember she lost her sh-t about those diamonds? The presenter’s face at the end of this video kills me. Naomi’s testimony has been well documented. She By Lainey • Aug 05, 2010 03:10 am
Quiveration Angelina, Brad...and Javier When asked recently by Elle (thanks Benita!) whether or not he makes the ladies fall in love with him on set, Javier Bardem downplayed his own sexy beasty-ness and instead decided to mancrush all over Brad Pitt: “No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. I had the great opportunity to By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 04:25 am
Parent Pimps Same Old Lohans Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 08:15 am
