Assy Style Style > Sight It’s Vanessa Hudgens at the Diesel men’s fragrance launch the other night in LA. Still have no idea what we’re supposed to do with her. Now also have no idea how she sees. Am old. Don’t understand the kids these days. Have a look at Vanessa’ By Lainey • May 11, 2009 06:09 am
Dumbass View from my room Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend! By Lainey • May 08, 2009 12:07 pm
Dumbass Her kind of man Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is By Lainey • May 07, 2009 12:15 pm
Dumbass Does he need money? Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety By Lainey • May 07, 2009 06:45 am
Assy Style Those legs again Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’ By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 07:42 am
Parent Pimps JailBait tests your self control Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 02:39 am
Twats How long before they break up? If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 06:28 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s one “fat” friend It’s Mario Batali. They went to Spain together and he claims she eats a lot of his food. No doubt, Mario is heavy. And you know the GOOP. Being heavy is unacceptable. Reports Page Six: "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 04:02 am
Dumbass Lilo on Ellen Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:41 am
Dumbass She’s fallen and she can’t give up the gym Hell no. Healing time is less important than staying thin. Who? Madonna, of course. Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson – the one who’s opening a gym in New York with Gwyneth Paltrow but they can’t find members – showed up at the Smart Cookie Awards the other night and told By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 04:56 am
Hook Ups No Chicken Fried for a Good Christian It’s my favourite quote of the week. Chicken Fried Britney is supposedly carrying on with one of her dancers. He’s hot. His name is Chase. For me it was between Chase, Justin, and George but Darren wanted Chase so he can have him. Britney probably wouldn’t be By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 10:26 am
Dumbass Little Edie for a year Something like that. Drew Barrymore claims she got all method and sh-t to play Little Edie in HBO’s Grey Gardens premiering on Saturday. Am watching the screener tonight. So nervous. Hope it doesn’t suck… Anyway, this is Drew working her Little Edie in New York today to sell By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 06:05 am
Sports Jessica Simpson emerges cruise-bound She’s maintained a very low profile since completing her country tour. But with the confirmation last week that she’d been dumped by her country label, yet another Fail notch on her Fail Bait, it was time to show face and stick her chin up and out. Never let By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 03:13 am
Dumbass Own your own GOOP! It’s Thursday GOOP Day! And this time – thankfully – it’s not about recipes or raising children. This week, it’s about clothes! Click here for the latest newsletter. Gwyneth Paltrow’s spring recommendations. As usual, it’s nothing groundbreaking (and she really needs an editor – so many mistakes!), but By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 05:44 am
Twats Chicken Fried in Vancouver By now I’m sure you’ve heard – Britney Spears stopped the Circus last night for more than half an hour claiming it was too “smoky”. This from a bitch who smokes in front of her kids. It was, for real, the best part of the concert. You know for By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:21 am
Dumbass Chicken Fried Cock Out Maybe it won’t be boring after all… It’s never boring when they keep her mic on. She doesn’t f-cking sing! And she doesn’t really address the crowd either! So why do they ever leave her mic on? No matter. We always benefit when her mic is By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 05:18 am
