Dumbass Country B through security If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 11:32 am
Dumbass Movie Star is still a bitch Oh goody. It’s way more fun when the truly famous stars are the bitches. Last night, Julia Roberts and that sexy, sexy, SEXY fine ass beast Clive Owen were in New York for the premiere of Duplicity. Roger Friedman was on the press line, was angling to speak with By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 07:43 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s low membership GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 04:47 am
Dumbass Twilight: so long…for now It was a week of pre-production: photo shoots, rehearsals, costume, camera work, meetings, whatever it is that actors do… Last night several cast members went out for dinner including Kristen Stewart and of course Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, and Rachelle Lefevre and Edi Gathegi. Robert Pattinson was not with them. By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 01:10 pm
Hook Ups Friday Night Bentley Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 10:28 am
Dumbass GOOPy gladiator booties Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 03:42 am
Dumbass Shrek drive fast car Q: why do they keep making these movies? A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 03:22 am
Parent Pimps Is that the only reason? JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:46 am
Dumbass Princess AssTalk = Clooney? Bitch… please. As if. I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy anymore because Denny died. Like 3 years ago. But Denny won’t go away. Ugh. SPOILER ALERT – For those of you who are still gnashing your teeth through the sh-t at Seattle Grace however you’re probably aware that By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 03:48 am
Assy Style Midlife Madonna designs for douches You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:33 am
Twats You wish bitch Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!!! You know why? They dressed several young Hollywood women as famous icons… The By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 06:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Radiohead hates JailBait! YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 03:42 am
Dumbass Dickless Usher No balls either. Usher earned some respect yesterday when his comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation were released. Specifically addressing the pictures showing Breezy jet skiing and cavorting in Miami a few days ago, Usher criticised: "I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 02:21 am
Parent Pimps Running with JailBait Do you run? Unfortunately, my trainer Hayley McGowan has forced me into running. I started running a minute, walking a minute. Now I can run 10k! I tried running on the Strip yesterday morning. It wasn’t fun being the asshole running on the Strip on a Sunday morning during By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 02:06 am
Douchebags Ari on trial This is Jeremy Piven in Beverly Hills the other day picking up a few items at Barneys. Perhaps a new suit for his trial? Piven is expected in New York today at an Actors’ Equity committee hearing over his Speed-the-Plow debacle. You’ll recall, Jeremy claimed he had mercury poisoning By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:51 pm
Dumbass Spirit stripes and prunes! At the Spirit Awards – both Cameron Diaz and Michelle Williams in stripes. Love the colours of Cam’s… but is dress maybe a bit too long? Am all over her current hair shade. Apparently she had problems pronouncing Synecdoche during the event. Not crazy about Michelle’s dress. Not sure By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 02:40 pm
