Famewhores Alba & Ebola Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 07:46 am
Twats Sh-t on the sidewalk Was at Sundance 2 years ago. It was super fun. Because, like all super fun trips, the company made the difference. Laura and I had the best time hating on the poseurs. No doubt, Sundance attracts major stars. Absolutely. But among all the film festivals, Sundance is also the worst By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom comes to help Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine covers than By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 11:26 am
Twats Is this a man? Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Ten months to go Anne Hathaway was on the January cover, now Blake Lively has been chosen for February… Victoria Beckham only has 10 more tries this year for US Vogue. Oh shame. Blake Lively > Victoria Beckham? Indeed. Blake Lively who? Exactly! Any self respecting fan of Gossip Girl knows this is an By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 01:55 am
Hollywood Drugs Snort coke in moderation This is apparently Lily Allen’s message about cocaine. In a new interview, Lily – who is tight with Lindsay Lohan – believes that people are overreacting when they criticise cocaine use. According to Lily, using cocaine doesn’t necessarily result in the total sh-ts and that it’s all about the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 06:58 am
Bitch please GOOP is fat! Are you crusty today? Post holiday blues? If so, my Gwyneth is about to piss you off. Be warned. Or maybe that’s a good thing. You know you love to hate her. So she’s released her first GOOPy newsletter of the year – this time about detoxing. And she By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 04:15 am
Twats NYE Waste of Money Denise Richards and Lance Bass co-hosted a party at Prive Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Like, who would hire Denise Richards? And… who would actually GO to an event hosted by Denise Richards??? I would rather grab takeout at McDonalds – quarter with cheese, supersized fries, AND a filet fish to wash By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:34 am
Cheese Worst of 2008: Beefcake Bachelor In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him? Ew! Of course he milked every last drop out of that sh-t, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 04:55 am
Dumbass Best of 2008: Prunes! The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 04:22 am
Dumbass What??? No. The UK Sun is reporting that Eddie Murphy is confirmed to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie helmed by Christopher Nolan even though Nolan himself recently said that he’s yet to even see a script. Apparently Rachel Weisz will go ahead as Catwoman. Rachel Weisz sure. But By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 10:49 am
Dumbass Dunder Alba Demon Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. Jessica is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. And one that Shelfy Biel By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 12:23 pm
Dumbass Demure Scarlett stands for peace Scarjo attended the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize concert press conference today in Oslo alongside Michael Caine and, in keeping with her recent wifely trend, looked demure and serious and, as always, totally gorgeous. She’s only 2 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Still I can’t imagine Lindsay Lohan like By Lainey • Dec 11, 2008 03:54 am
Maple Leaf Smile for America Shenae Grimes returned home to Canada last week for the Gemini Awards and reportedly acted like a massive twat towards the local media, apparently insisting that they were beneath her newly acquired and imagined elevated stature. Oh and paps are, like, so f-cking annoying, you know? This must be why By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 03:47 am
Douchebags More profundity from a douchebag groupie The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 09:36 am
Maple Leaf Sit DOWN Shenae! Ryan Porter from msn.ca is reporting that Shenae Grimes is a first class b-tch. Shenae came back to Canada last week to appear at the Gemini Awards. Word is she refused to walk with Gemini host Jason Priestley on the red carpet and then was overheard complaining about the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 05:12 am
