Ellen Degeneres The People love Jen What would the People do if a year went by and Jen wasn’t in a movie? The People would find a way. And the People were smart to kick off the show last night with an all-time favourite. She went to Kimmel and he opened his first week out By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 10:08 am
Parent Pimps When you to go to Justin Bieber’s house This is the sh-t that really, REALLY makes me crazy. Like, when did they introduce new rules? People my age didn’t get the update. Is it true that when someone comes to your house now you don’t have to show them respect? You remember that incident with Justin By Lainey • Dec 14, 2012 11:43 am
Ellen Degeneres “Lady” humour, no “f” word And now, an open letter of love to Ellen Degeneres for this video. It’s four minutes…it’s worth it. Check it below: A love letter for the following reasons: she does not, in fact, do this kind of thing all the time; if she had a hilarious skewery By Duana • Oct 26, 2012 02:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Bring Rocco to Work Day Madonna appeared on Ellen this week (I have never noticed the physical similarities between them, but it’s there, right?) and towards the end of the segment she brought son Rocco out to take part in the Splash Tank; each dunk earns 10K for breast cancer research, so you know By Maria • Oct 24, 2012 02:45 pm
The Hunger Games Ok fine, maybe a little So many of you have emailed today asking for my thoughts on Kristen Bell’s sloth appearance on Ellen. Even Sasha sent a message to both Duana and me all like, “I think I might not hate her anymore”. As already mentioned, I’m a late admirer of Veronica Mars. By Lainey • Jan 31, 2012 04:49 pm
Break Ups Swifty's message for Jakey? Taylor Swift will be on Ellen today - is it Wednesday? - and she was asked about relationships, dealing with them as a famous person. I liked her answer. I liked how she was all like - I'm not going to complain, how could I possibly complain? And By Lainey • May 11, 2011 05:22 am
Try Another GOOP Week and extensions I thought it would be over last week. It’s not. This week Gwyneth Paltrow is still everywhere. And it continues – today she’ll appear on Ellen, the episode was taped yesterday. I like what she’s wearing. Much better than the yellow sateen business she put on for the By Lainey • Apr 22, 2011 04:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 04:12 am
BFFs WHO’s ELLEN??? Especially when Julia is around… It was Ellen DeGeneres’s 53rd birthday yesterday. And they made a big production of it on her show. Supposedly it was all a surprise; she didn’t know who the guests would be, only that each one would be a mystery. And then Julia By Lainey • Jan 27, 2011 02:31 am
Maple Leaf Ryan Gosling’s Onesie: moodsaver I have been foul all week. The worst mood ever. Mostly due to a lingering cold/maybe sinus infection. But also because of detox. No more holiday drinking, no more farting around eating Oreos all day. It’s a chicken-only existence right now. I hate chicken so much. But the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 04:19 am
Dumbass When Porny talks about her mouth... This sh-t just writes itself. "My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...." And you wonder why I call her Porny. It just comes naturally. And this is also why I used to say By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 04:53 am
Cheese Cheese Garters and the beach Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 04:43 am
Frauds Jen “live” I am constantly fighting with Duana and Laura because they say I can’t hold a tune. I can totally hold a tune. Laura can’t judge me by my random office stylings because I’m simply not trying. And the time that Du and I went to karaoke it By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 08:08 am
Twats How long before they break up? If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 06:28 am
Dumbass Lilo on Ellen Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:41 am
Ellen Degeneres Gay > Gold Amazing. A People Magazine decision to agree with… perhaps at the expense of the MiniVan Majority? Love the new cover, but you have to wonder, does People love the cover? Or the timing of it? Record numbers tuned in in America to watch Michael Phelps win gold last weekend. His By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 04:23 am
