Jock Smut Intro for October 30, 2025 Dear Gossips, According to the ratings report, an average of 14% of Canadians watched Game 3 of the World Series when the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Toronto Blue Jays went 18 innings. For so many of us in Canada right now, supporting the Jays is a full-time job, LOL. By Lainey • Oct 30, 2025 10:05 am
Jameela Jamil Jameela Jamil Remembers The North remembers, and so does Jameela Jamil, co-star of The Good Place. On Friday, on the heels of the news that Emile Hirsch is joining the star-strewn cast of Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, she took to Twitter to remind everyone that Emile Hirsch sucks. By Sarah • Jun 11, 2018 03:04 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 20, 2017 I’m back, just in time for Emile Hirsch to tell us (and his fellow actors/actresses) that Twitter is not a “meaningful” way to promote films. But you know what Emile does find meaningful? Retweeting compliments. He does it a lot. Myth: actors on social media help promote their By Maria • Mar 20, 2017 04:40 pm
Girly Throw Downs Emile Hirsch scraps at Sundance It's been a while since we've written about Emile Hirsch, one of my all-time least favorite people of the celebrity persuasion (click here and here for why Lainey can't stand him). I don't have a specific reason like Lainey, just years of By Sarah • Jan 27, 2015 03:27 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Bonnie & Emile Hirsch Emile Hirsch is not my favourite. I had to listen to him one night enjoying the sound of his own voice while lecturing at Robert Pattinson about film and it was enough. So what I’m saying is maybe I’m biased. Maybe I’m incapable of watching a trailer By Lainey • Sep 25, 2013 10:38 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s shorter hair You like it? I don’t think I do. I don’t think I like all those layers. Not when I know it when it’s long and thick and amazing. I mean, I get it, people cut their hair – for movies, for convenience, whatever – I’m just saying this By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 09:22 am
TIFF 2011 Coverage Fassbender & the VitaminWater rooftop Don’t be mad at me but I’ve run out of time now and can’t write up the Fassy Zoey article from last night. They were at the CAA SmartWater party. Together. And OMG, it’s hot and crazy at the same time. But more on that later. By Lainey • Sep 12, 2011 11:05 am
Dumbass Freedom: just in time for the weekend Lindsay LOHAN was released from house arrest yesterday. Her 25th birthday is on Saturday. Great timing. There was a really funny story that LOHAN’s people fed to TMZ yesterday about her being afraid to go out because of the paps. At the time, they insisted that LOHAN would be By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 04:55 am
Assy Style Kristen Bell Schadenfreude It’s a guarantee – whenever Kristen Bell shows up somewhere looking like sh-t, I will hear from Laura. She’ll be in a great mood, it’ll set the tone for the rest of her day, for our day as, among the many things we share, Kristen Bell Hate is By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 05:23 am
Girly Throw Downs Caleb & Macauley Culkin’s little brother Caleb Followill is engaged – Us Weekly reports exclusively. Her name is Lily Aldridge. A model, obviously. They’ve been together a while. And in exactly four weeks from tomorrow, Kings of Leon will release the highly anticipated Come Around Sundown, their follow-up to the massively successful Only By The Night. By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 08:15 am
Quiveration Cute on a bike Isn’t he? This is Jim Sturgess, #1 on my Freebie Five, in Montreal the other day on the set of Upside Down. Kirsten Dunst (who was in New York for the weekend) co-stars in the independent film that’s been described as part sci-fi, part romance: Look up towards By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 03:25 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 4 Only caught a quick glimpse of Natalie Portman and her new man. She is SO small. And that skirt is shorter than you think. The outfit also looks better than it photographs. Portman was having a word with Carey Mulligan. It was all I could do not to have a By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 06:04 am
Douchebags Emile WHO? Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 03:54 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy’s not climbing the mountain He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:42 am
Exclusives Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 01:18 pm
Douchebags Douche so smiley Emile Hirsch and his girlfriend on the carpet last night at a screening for Taking Woodstock in LA. Emile so smiley! Emile, who only offers the most insightful insights on film, who knows everything there is to know about film, who honours his friends always with sermons on film all By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 08:27 am