Emmy Awards 2014 Did we know Gwen? You know what bites my ass? I hate it when people try to shorten Gwyneth Paltrow’s name and end up with “Gwen”. No. So I’ve been thinking a lot about Gwen Stefani since Sunday night at the VMAs when Nicole Kidman happened to her face and it looked By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 10:23 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Sofia Vergara doesn’t get it at the Emmys It’s not like it was a surprise, Sofia Vergara in a tight dress, the same one she’s been wearing for years. But then – it wasn’t seafoam, she looked pretty, and I went on the liveblog about how she seemed like she must get all that body and By Duana • Aug 26, 2014 09:22 am
Assy Style Katherine Heigl: Emmys Worst Dress God I’ve missed Katherine Heigl at the Emmys. She doesn’t disappoint. Obviously what I mean by that is that she’s always good for a “Oh, right, your mother dresses you” moment. In this case, I feel like her mother, also her best friend, always imagined herself like By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 09:12 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Amy Poehler: Emmys Best Night Out I think this might be the best she’s ever looked, overall. It’s ready to party, this dress, but it doesn’t look hard to wear. It especially doesn’t say “woe to getting older/let’s make friends with Spanx”. I am so DONE with that look. You By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 09:07 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Robin Wright: Emmys Best Dressed Another one of those who wasn’t photographed much on the carpet, either because she turned up late in LA traffic or, Robin Wright being Robin Wright, not the warmest woman in the world, she just didn’t f-cking feel like it. But since she’s wearing Ralph Lauren, she By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 09:01 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Viola Davis: Emmys Most Anticipated Been waiting for a chance to tell you how excited I am about How To Get Away With Murder. Viola Davis is coming to Thursday night television! Spouting sexy legal phrases and kicking our asses in great leather zip-up jackets and heels! They’re saying the show is quick and By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 08:53 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Julia Roberts actually lost at the Emmys You know she's kicking herself for showing up. That is a dress choice and hand-painted highlights and probably a custom-blended lipstick shade, all for Erin Brockovich herself, and then she didn’t win? There are no shots of her holding the trophy with that smile. They basically sold By Duana • Aug 26, 2014 08:20 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Harrelson & McConaughey: Emmys Best Couple Woody Harrelson wore it best last night. I either forgot or never knew in the first place that he could do clothes. But when he walked out my first thought was oh hey now Woody can wear the sh-t out of a pair of pants. Please. The right answer here By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 08:12 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Kate Mara: Repeat Shoes at the Emmys Really don’t understand her devotion to these shoes. They’re SO low classy. But Kate Mara wore them last year at the Emmys – click here for a refresher – and she’s doing it again this year with a different strap. Toes get squished together in heels, we know. But By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 08:01 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Lena Dunham, Allison Williams: Emmys Best Girl, Worst Girl Lena Dunham looked awesome. There are all kinds of caveats and I could list them, but they’re personal. I don’t personally like white shirts and I don’t personally love pink. Not the point. She looked awesome because she decided to try on a look and, unlike in By Duana • Aug 26, 2014 07:47 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Not enough Idris I don’t know if it was because of the Monday traffic or the fact that people are stupid and I hate them, but I can only find, like, 5 shots of Idris Elba at the Emmys. Kaley Cuoco? No problem. She probably got there at noon. Idris Elba? Who By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 07:17 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Sarah Silverman: Best Emmy Win Because she actually, honest-to-goodness didn’t expect it. I like that. She’s such an outlier that she wouldn’t bet on herself, out of a sheer desire not to lose a bet. That’s cool, and so the win and the speech – despite the molecule business – talked to me. By Duana • Aug 26, 2014 07:11 am
Emmy Awards 2014 I pick Mark Ruffalo All the Sherlocks are cupping each other today over Benedict Cumberbatch’s win. And I got yelled at for saying on the liveblog that I don’t live in a world where Benedict Cumberbatch > Mark Ruffalo. Sorry. The show is fiiiiiiiine. I just don’t have the acquired taste. By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 06:38 am
Style Lena Headey: Emmys Best Black Dress What a great black dress. The one shoulder on the same side as the hitched hem. The pleats on the same hip. And it’s ribbed. Perfect combination of modern and classic for a ball gown, right? That makes it a design achievement then, right? Because here’s a woman By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 06:23 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Julie Bowen: Emmys Most Improved It’s not yellow taffeta. It’s maybe the best dress that Julie Bowen’s ever worn to an award show. And I do like how the flowers are blurring. In fact, the more I look at it, the more I’m appreciating it. Enough to make me forget about By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 06:18 am
Emmy Awards 2014 Cary Joji Fukunaga: MEGA Emmys Quiver The Emmys mostly sucked. But it gave us something really, really great. Something we can all get hard over… Cary Joji Fukunaga. Christ Jesus, he’s hot. This is by design. He’s Jason Momoa without the grunts. He’s K-Pop without the hair perm. A model with a brain. By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 06:09 am
