Movie Reviews and Previews Smutty Roundup: Ethan, Britney, and Liam keeps taking Today was Ethan Hawke’s hand and footprint ceremony in Hollywood. This is considered a lot more prestigious now than getting a star on the Walk Of Fame. It seems like now you can just buy a star on the Walk Of Fame. It’s been a great couple of By Lainey • Jan 08, 2015 04:08 pm
Ethan Hawke Ethan’s award season hair Oh hey look at that, it’s turned into a Great Expectations day. Ethan Hawke is in London. Here he is at ITV studios earlier and then tonight he was featured at BAFTA A Life In Pictures: Ethan Hawke. This is new hair. Two weeks ago it was longer. So By Lainey • Dec 18, 2014 04:12 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Dr. Strange will be played by a three-day-old breakfast burrito Yesterday Lainey asked a question—Joaquin or Ethan? Recent rumors have pitted them against each other for Marvel’s latest superhero incarnation, Dr. Strange. Today we have an answer: Neither. According to Badass Digest, they’re both out. Deadline is now reporting the same. When Lainey asked me about this By Sarah • Oct 02, 2014 04:39 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Joaquin or Ethan? The reports came out over two months ago: Joaquin Phoenix negotiating to play Marvel’s Dr Strange. And from very legitimate sources. But all this time has passed and still no confirmation. Everyone agreed it would be good casting. A lot of people were also surprised that he’d taken By Lainey • Oct 01, 2014 05:07 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Ethan’s shiny suit Ethan Hawke was on my list for TIFF. It’s a Reality Bites thing. I had to see him. Last night was the premiere of Good Kill. After the screening, Ethan, Jake Abel, and director Andrew Niccol were at Storys for the afterparty. The suit was shiny in person but By Lainey • Sep 10, 2014 11:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Waiting for Troy Dyer Troy Dyer was mentioned during one of our segments on The Social. And some people were like …who? Christ Jesus. Was Reality Bites not a seminal movie for everyone????? Clearly not. But Troy Dyer is having an excellent year. He was nominated for an Oscar. Boyhood is one of the By Lainey • Sep 05, 2014 04:24 pm
Harry Potter Boyhood Potterhood Is Ethan Hawke your re-boyfriend yet? If you say no, is it because you haven’t seen Boyhood? See it. Then be the contrarian. I know the type. The film has received near universal acclaim, currently sitting at a 99% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. But some people just get By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 03:46 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for July 25, 2014 Dear Gossips, I really, really want to see Boyhood this weekend. Duana and Lara went the other night and yesterday sent an email to a few of our friends with the title “ALERT”: “Boyhood made me love Ethan Hawke again. Use at your own risk.” That is a risk. Because By Lainey • Jul 25, 2014 09:33 am
Quiveration Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom Not really into men with bobs. Orlando Bloom is wearing his hair bobbed. And when he has to wear the bob fancy, he gets it all gel wet and pushes it back. Doesn’t work for me. He hasn’t worked for me in a long, long time. I’m By Lainey • Jun 09, 2014 11:50 am
TV Updates Who is Troy Dyer? If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, you know how a few of us here feel about Reality Bites – ok maybe just Duana and me. This is the origin of our love-hate for Ethan Hawke. And our enduring love for loafers with anything. If you clicked on the By Lainey • Aug 23, 2013 10:37 am
Breaking Bad Aaron Paul and Ethan Hawke: Two Awesome Reddits Aaron Paul has been hyping the sh-t out of Breaking Bad (and did you see the first episode? Wouldn't you?!) and if you follow him on Twitter, you'll notice he does a lot of charity work, particularly in support of his wife's non-profit, Kind By Maria • Aug 15, 2013 10:30 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Celine & Jesse forever? They came first! I was 21 when Before Sunrise came out. It hit me where I lived. Who didn’t want to go to Europe and fall in love on a train? Please. This, for a while, was your Summer Crush screenplay, wasn’t it? I will always be 21 By Lainey • Apr 23, 2013 01:01 pm
Douchebags Sour Grapes is So BORING Oh my God, with this, Ethan Hawke. Are you serious? Elaine loves to taunt Michelle and me about our teenage love for him. I have to admit, it feels embarrassing in retrospect. Not because he wasn’t cute then, or appealing to our young selves, but because there’s that By Duana • Feb 22, 2013 01:48 pm
Assy Hair Billy Ethan went to Berlin Last week I posted these pictures of Ethan Hawke gone platinum and you yelled at me. My friend Michelle yelled at me a little over Blackberry Messenger. It’s the Reality Bites connection. Or maybe Before Sunrise/Sunset and now Midnight. Yes. There’s a Before Midnight. Celine and Jesse By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 04:33 pm
Assy Hair This is Troy Dyer now Ethan Hawke. At the premiere of Clive in New York. He directs and stars in the play. The play is not about Billy Idol. Ethan Hawke used to be my jam. It was that movie, right? That f-cking movie. When, at 21, you don’t know any better. That was By Lainey • Feb 08, 2013 11:13 am
Ethan Hawke Namechecking Ginsberg No, actually, I’m not referring to James Franco although I don’t blame you for assuming that the pretension belongs to him since, well, obviously. And there is actually a line in this article that reads: (Ethan Hawke is) James Franco minus the meta-smirk. Here’s Hawke on the By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 02:04 pm