Faux Gossip Jennifer Aniston’s summer shorts Jennifer Aniston was photographed yesterday in Como still working on Murder Mystery in a pair of denim shorts. She looks really cute. I recently re-discovered jean shorts on a trip to Nashville. Haven’t worn them in years. Because the ones they sell at most stores now, I can’t By Lainey • Jul 31, 2018 04:15 pm
Faux Gossip Gwyneth with the good hair? Please. Really? How did this pass inspection? Here’s the backstory, real quick, because this should not be a thing – Amber Rose was on the Make Speidi Famous Again podcast recently and here’s what she said: “I definitely think that Gwyneth Paltrow is ‘Becky with the good hair.’ I By Lainey • Jul 27, 2018 10:59 am
Faux Gossip Miley & Liam: over again? According to OK! Australia, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth broke up because he wanted to have babies and she wasn’t ready. The reliability of any OK! Magazine, in any country, is suspect. But especially Australia. Sorry, Aussies, your gossip publications are pretty low on accuracy. But Liam is Australian? By Lainey • Jul 19, 2018 10:50 am
Xenu Smut Scarjo says she didn’t audition for Tom We need some backstory before we can get into this. In 2012, after Katie Holmes left Tom Cruise, Vanity Fair published a story, by Maureen Orth, about Tom’s “secret wife auditioning process” before he and Katie started dating. It was revealed that actress Nazanin Boniadi was chosen by the By Lainey • Jun 28, 2018 11:05 am
Faux Gossip Angelina Jolie: “no interest in dating at all” I posted yesterday about Angelina Jolie and the story coming out of Entertainment Tonight about how she’s dating an unidentified “older looking” real estate agent. ET is not Radar or Star Magazine. ET’s accuracy is generally much higher than the lower tier tabloids and whatever’s coming out By Lainey • Mar 28, 2018 09:58 am
Break Ups Jennifer & Justin cover the magazines Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced their separation exactly a week ago today. America was heading into a long weekend. But there was still one full business day remaining. Instead of burying their release on a Friday afternoon, at 5pm, when many outlets have packed up to enjoy a few By Lainey • Feb 22, 2018 10:18 am
Faux Gossip Robsten, reunited? Here we go. This is when all the delusional Twi-Hard truthers still holding on to the conspiracy theory that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are secretly married and raising two children on a farm in Montana yell “I TOLD YOU SO” at those of us who live in the real By Kathleen • Feb 14, 2018 03:11 pm
Hook Ups Lorde and Jack Antonoff, the misdirect When Jack Antonoff and Lena Dunham broke up, I casually mentioned that my friend predicted that Jack would date Lorde next. At the time, it was just a Hail Mary for the Gossip Genie. Since then, every time Lorde and Jack are in the same frame or headline, someone emails By Kathleen • Jan 29, 2018 12:35 pm
Faux Gossip WHAT IS HAPPENING I have been saying this for days. Ever since a teaser dropped for a new Danny McBride movie, Dundee: The Son of a Legend Returns Home. Yes, that’s right. Danny McBride has a new movie, and it’s a secret Crocodile Dundee sequel—quad-quel, really—that no one knew By Sarah • Jan 23, 2018 03:48 pm
BFFs Chris Hemsworth’s post-Globes gossip I typically refer to Chris Hemsworth in one of three ways: as the Not-As-Hot Hemsworth, the Third (Sometimes Second) Best Chris, or Taika Waititi’s Less Attractive Friend. This week, to me, he’s just the guy who played third wheel to new besties Taika and Angelina Jolie at the By Kathleen • Jan 11, 2018 01:30 pm
Music For Whitney Viola Davis walked on stage at the AMAs to a standing ovation, as she should, to pay tribute to Whitney Houston and introduce Christina Aguilera. Viola Davis hadn’t finished speaking and I was already crying. The tribute marked the 25th anniversary of The Bodyguard and its soundtrack, the best-selling By Kathleen • Nov 20, 2017 09:41 am
Faux Gossip Brad Pitt’s royal romance? This story is bullsh-t. At least the source is bullsh-t. But it’s too crazy not to mention. So with that in mind, there’s a new rumour about who Brad Pitt might be dating. It comes from a magazine called New Idea. Again, New Idea is not a reliable By Lainey • Nov 13, 2017 04:16 pm
Faux Gossip ScarJo josts another Scarlett Johansson went out for dinner with Bobby Flay the other day. PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Scarlett Johansson steps out for dinner with Bobby Flay in NYC https://t.co/vcVBanssbd— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) October 18, 2017 Bobby Flay is a chef. I don’t know how his brand of chef By Lainey • Oct 19, 2017 10:31 am
Music Beyoncé & Bond? There is a rumour going around that Beyoncé is “in talks” to write and sing the theme song for Bond 25. Daniel Craig recently confirmed that he’ll be back as 007. They haven’t confirmed a director though. But f-ck the director – WHO SETS THE TONE FOR THE FILM By Lainey • Aug 29, 2017 04:20 pm
Faux Gossip Intro for August 10, 2017 Dear Gossips, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are on the cover of the new issue of Star Magazine. Kate was at Leo’s annual St Tropez fundraiser at the end of July and, having known each other so long, they spent some time together that week. This means, according to By Lainey • Aug 10, 2017 09:07 am
Faux Gossip #goinventsh*taboutyourmother The new issue of Star Magazine is about how Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are getting a divorce because she cheated on him recently in Rome. That is not what this post is about. This post is about Sofia’s response to the story. The editor of this magazine is By Lainey • May 04, 2017 12:28 pm
