Maple Leaf Mrs Wahlberg’s BitchFace And here we thought she was just a garden variety model wife. A very fertile one at that. But Mrs Wahlberg, also known as Rhea Durham, she has a raging bitch inside of her. And when she lets it out? Look. The. F-ck. Out. It’s amazing. The background: I By Lainey • Jan 18, 2011 04:15 am
Assy Style Globes Worst: Jennifer Lopez This dress was an asshole. I mean… The glitter shawl. Is she poor? Middle aged bride? Arlene’s Dress Emporium? Nope. It’s Zuhair Murad. Which, when I found out, didn’t surprise me. I have never liked a Zuhair Murad. You know who wears a lot of Zuhair Murad? By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 07:41 am
Gorgessity Globes Best: Anne Hathaway The colour. The fit. The back. The BACK! The shoulders. Did you see it move? I loved it like awesome. We argued a lot at Duana’s last night. Lara would shout something, and I’d shout back, and Michelle would argue, and Duana would yell... But we all agreed, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 07:24 am
Style Globes Best: Robert Pattinson Well, as previously noted, Ryan Gosling’s scrunch face knocked him off the top spot. That leaves Robert Pattinson. It was a beautifully cut blue suit. He wore it well. There was no mother hip action. And while there was some open mouth posing action, in addition to some Miley By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:57 am
Assy Style A Sister Wife at the Globes: Angelina Jolie It’s Duana’s reference. And if you don’t get it, it means that Angelina Jolie looks like she’s Wife #8 in Bountiful, BC. That, or a settler. Goddamn this f-cking dress. And the hair. Sasha called it Michelle Duggar. Not having an image of Michelle Duggar in By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:42 am
Assy Style Berry’s Blonde Ambition at the Globes This is Halle Berry in Nina Ricci. The way she styled it was for ass. It’s really not the night for a revival of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition. And with those shoes… awful, I know it’s awful. But, but, but, but… She is SO f-cking beautiful. I mean By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:33 am
BFFs Best Lady BFFs: ANNETTE BENING/JULIANNE MOORE Written by Duana I’d like to apologize to you all for my overuse of CAPSLOCK last night on the liveblog and this morning. When I get a little excited and Lea Michele about the whole thing, the only way I know to express it is through caps. But there By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:21 am
Assy Style Globe Fontrum: Natalie Portman It’s official. It’s over. The love affair, the affection, the girl crush, Natalie Portman…it’s over. Motherf-CK she was annoying. From the French Twist, to the pink sateen towel, to that red rose, and then the Tender Moment… Did you see the Tender Moment? Her name is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:06 am
Assy Style Michelle Williams Written by Duana Anyone who knows me or has been reading anything I’m allowed to write here knows I’ve got no time for cutesy-poos. I am not a Portman fan, though that’s well-documented elsewhere. I have very little time for anyone that most people think is gorgeous By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Globe Downey over Depp Johnny Depp is cool. No doubt. But RDJ is cool too. And RDJ is charming. I wouldn’t say charming is a Depp attribute. Too tanned and bloated however are two attributes he’s currently owning too often. So, on this night, when Robert Downey Jr stood up and told By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Mad Men Girls at the Globes: Jones (& Moss) Written by Duana Did you see January Jones? Did you love it? Did you see her reminding you, in case you forgot, why all the Walking Deads and the Boardwalk Empires in the world will not sway you from your original cable network love? Aside from the two very obvious By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:27 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Bow Tie: Jon Hamm He is a fine looking man. But he got out of his car, live on camera, and Lara and Michelle straight up shouted at the same time in shock over his little bitsy bow tie. This … became a distraction. It also made his head look huge. Now you know how By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:03 am
BFFs Best Young BFFs: Mila Kunis & Emma Stone There was a moment right before a commercial break. They were standing together, jumping up and down and squeeing – it was the cutest thing ever. Culkins! Mila, as you can see, was exquisite. But for that French Twist. The green, however, was a showstopper. And a lot better than what By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 04:51 am
Assy Style Best Cutaways: Lea Michele Written by Duana Lea Michele is, in a manner of speaking, what I want for Christmas 2011. Soft spot? For the overdramatic emoting singer who’s 24 going on 17? Me? What do you mean? Okay, first things first. I do kind of love her. That is, I love that By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 04:31 am
Famewhores Jakey’s date at the Globes It was Jenny Lewis. They dated a long time ago. Before Kristen Dunst. And then they were friends. He even introduced Jenny to Reese Witherspoon. He and Reese went to Jenny’s shows… Now fresh off his breakup from Taylor Swift… Instead of going to the Globes alone… He not By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:54 am
Hook Ups Ryan Gosling’s Golden Globe scrunchy face It cost him, at least on this blog, The Best Man at the Globes Awards. So close. But when his category was called he scrunched up his face. WHY did he have to be the guy who scrunches up his face? I don’t care how hot he looked – and By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:44 am
