Golden Globes 2015 Katie Holmes: Globes Ponytail What’s the word for when you cannibalize your own jokes on Twitter? Is there a word for when you punch up said jokes several hours later? Here’s the 2:30 AM version: There are four year olds who have more mature speaking voices than Katie Holmes. Then there By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 07:35 am
Golden Globes 2015 Kate Hudson: Globe’s Most Obvious Kate Hudson’s white, body-slamming Versace is probably going to end up on most Best Dressed Lists from the Golden Globes. It’s certainly hard to ignore. Is it really though? Is it really the Best Dress? Or is it the Best Body? There’s a difference, non? And it’ By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 06:42 am
Golden Globes 2015 Reese Witherspoon: Globes least visible I thought she’d be good for a few cutaways, at least. I didn’t pay too much attention when she was on the carpet with Cheryl Strayed because the sushi was arriving and I knew Seacrest wouldn’t ask about Strayed being Sugar like I wanted him to. But By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 06:35 am
Golden Globes 2015 Sienna Miller: Best of the deep cuts at the Globes There were a lot of deep cuts last night. Of varying breast sizes. My vote is for Sienna Miller in Miu Miu. Because her deep cut wasn’t the dominating feature. It wasn’t the main event of her entire look. The deep cut didn’t take away from the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 06:16 am
Golden Globes 2015 Jessica Chastain: Globes Red Carpet Irony This is the best dress that she has worn in a very long time, right? It seems to happen a lot. Jessica Chastain has been in the white-hot whirlwind of being in contention for an award and needing to not put a foot wrong, and a really calculated list of By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 06:02 am
Golden Globes 2015 Eddie Redmayne: a Golden Globes wedding gift Eddie Redmayne over Benedict Cumberbatch… Have you seen The Theory Of Everything? I’ve had a boner for it ever since TIFF. So, yes, he deserved to win. And he certainly deserves to move into second place tied or ahead of Benedict Cumberbatch. And for the Academy members who were By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:57 am
Golden Globes 2015 Lupita Nyong’o: Globes Best Glasses Her purple lilac dress was stunning. It wasn’t just a lovely colour, the design of it was such that the colour seemed to drip down her body from her chest, as though she was covered in purple paint. Amazing. But the dress is only 80% of the equation. Her By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 05:50 am
Golden Globes 2015 Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan: Globes unhorny (The bottom of this post is NSFW) “Together on stage for the first time…” That’s how Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan were introduced. They were there to represent Fifty Shades Of Grey. They were there to promote the movie. To put it in your heads that you should consider By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:45 am
Golden Globes 2015 Anna Faris & Chris Pratt: Globes Battle of the Network Stars Is that the oldest, lamest reference? It started before I was born! But this is what they are. Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are two of the few stars who are actually on Network TV anymore – Amy Poehler is, of course, another one. So not to put too much weight By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 05:36 am
Golden Globes 2015 Matthew McConaughey & Channing Tatum: Globes present and future Matthew McConaughey is an Oscar winner. You would not have believed this 5 years ago. Maybe even 3 years ago. Back then he was synonymous with Kate Hudson. Back then he was good for taking his shirt off, thank you Matt Damon. If Matthew McConaughey can win an Oscar… why By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:29 am
Golden Globes 2015 Julianne Moore: Globe Joy Gorgeous is thrown around a lot. We use it all the time, probably too much. (Even though I do not regret at all that I used it to describe Lorelei Linklater who probably should have gotten more screen time.) But Julianne Moore is gorgeous. She is luminous. That dress was By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 05:22 am
Golden Globes 2015 Mark Ruffalo at the Globes: the future Keaton Some actors just go about their thing, they’re good at their thing, but it’s not flashy, and everyone likes them, so much, but Out There, beyond the People Who Know, nobody notices. Until much later. I feel like that’s what’s happened to Michael Keaton. And it By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:15 am
Assy Style Kerry Washington: Globes Risk-taker When I was about nine, I found these shoes. Like I can see them plain as day. They were oxfords. Magenta with purple in the saddle part, stiff Kelly-green soles.The laces were sky-blue-and-white. My mother bought them for me even though I was probably going to grow out of By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 04:08 am
Style Kristen Wiig & Amanda Peet: Slouchy Globe dresses By the end of this article, you’re probably going to tell me to shove it up my ass. If that means Allison Williams styles, I’m all about that life. F-CK yeah. Sorry. It just… it’s just such a great position, you know? Anyway, about these two slouchy, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:48 am
Golden Globes 2015 Julianna Margulies: Globes Photocopy You know what I mean? I know it’s lame to even talk about photocopies now, but I’m not up on my 3D printing jargon. But she has often worn jewel columns, and strapless dresses, and bodices with a bit of a stiff raised front that come slightly away By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 03:37 am
Assy Style NSFW - Allison Williams was better on another channel Some parts of this post are NSFW. For three years now I’ve been trying to figure out what it is about the way Allison Williams dresses that … doesn’t interest me at all. I think I’ve finally figured it out. She’s like the girl in school whose By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:31 am
