Golden Globes 2016 Kate Bosworth & Sophia Bush: Globes Extraneous Presenters Behold, two young(ish) women wearing pretty (boring) dresses who are presenters because they are working (not notable) actresses. What’s the point, again? Why these two? Why BOTH of them? Is one of them not enough to hold our interests but two together makes them more than the sum By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 12:34 pm
Golden Globes 2016 Michael B Jordan: Wasted talent at the Globes We’re going to get to this in a minute but… some of these presenters… There was a lot Why Is, wasn’t there? Why Is… X & Y presenting… When Michael B Jordan is present and available and, um, actually in one of the best films of the year? By Lainey • Jan 11, 2016 12:18 pm
Golden Globes 2016 Taraji P Henson: Best Globes Acceptance Of course there were props for her win. Like, actual edible props. She seemed like the Pied Piper of Cookies as she passed them around, and it did something amazing: It started half the speech FOR her. How ingenious is that? When you only have 29 seconds, why waste time By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 12:12 pm
Golden Globes 2016 Rachel Bloom & Gina Rodriguez: The Globes CW Love Continues Are you watching My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? Unlike Mr. Robot, that one is still underground, even after last night’s win. It hasn’t taken over the conversation so you have time, and it is great. You want to be watching this show, to marvel that they can DO THAT on By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 11:56 am
Golden Globes 2016 Alicia Vikander & Michael Fassbender: losing smiles at the Globes Seated together at the Globes. Losing together at the Globes. But smiling together at the Globes. There are some people who think that Alicia is leveraging her relationship with Michael for attention. For votes and profile. Which, I get it. I know that move. I love calling out that move. By Lainey • Jan 11, 2016 11:33 am
Golden Globes 2016 America Ferrera & Eva Longoria: Best Globes Joke It was the best joke. Because people expect jokes from Aziz Ansari and Ricky Gervais and Will Ferrell. Even from Amy Schumer. But they don’t expect jokes from ‘straight’ actresses, and that’s why it was so great to hear Eva and America point out that they were neither By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 11:23 am
Golden Globes 2016 Maggie Gyllenhaal: Sombre Golden Globes Fashion I loved Maggie Gyllenhaal’s dress, which was not surprising to me because I usually love Maggie Gyllenhaal’s dress. She’s so good at choosing patterns and proportions that work for her. But – just gonna come out and say it – is she ever happy? It’s just all very By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 11:09 am
Golden Globes 2016 Sylvester Stallone: Golden Globes omission BALBOA!!! For months I've been hoping for this one. Sylvester Stallone is the sentimental favourite of this award season. He received the standing ovation to prove it. But up until last night, though it seems hard to believe now, he was not the frontrunner. Some experts didn' By Lainey • Jan 11, 2016 10:55 am
Golden Globes 2016 Maura Tierney: Globes Double-Edged Sword Last year, The Affair won the big prize. Best Drama. So people were surprised, this year, when there were no corresponding nominations, based on how much richer and deeper the show was in season two, and how beloved it had been by the HFPA in season 1. No nominations except By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 10:47 am
Golden Globes 2016 Olivia Wilde: Golden Globes Poor Posture Every time I watch something with Olivia Wilde in it, I’m reminded that I like her. I don’t understand why it’s hard for me to remember in between times. But there’s something about looks like this that give me an idea. It’s just so slouchy. By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 10:02 am
Golden Globes 2016 Matt Damon: way back in second As expected, Matt Damon won the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Comedy last night. The entire room knew that Leo was going to take Best Actor Drama. So his goal was to use his speech to present himself as an alternative to the Academy. Hey, you put me By Lainey • Jan 11, 2016 09:39 am
Golden Globes 2016 Bryce Dallas Howard: Globes Self-Styled Let’s start with this – I like the dress. I’m always going to be partial to a Jenny Packham anyway, but I liked the scales/feathers on the sleeves, and that it had a different silhouette than a lot of the ‘take on a strapless column’ we saw from By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 09:14 am
Golden Globes 2016 Jane Fonda: Golden Globes Least Impressed I know I’m brilliant and all, but I want you to skip to the end of this article and just look at the full-length image of Jane Fonda in her dress. I love this dress. I love how proud and absolutely serious she looks. Like, do not be fooled By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 09:02 am
Golden Globes 2016 Kate Winslet: Globes Taylor Swift Kate Winslet was very, very, very surprised when she was named Best Supporting Actress for her performance in Steve Jobs. She wasn’t favoured to win, sure. But at the same time, she’s also been nominated for, like, a hundred Oscars. Kate Winslet is not Rachel Bloom who was By Lainey • Jan 11, 2016 08:56 am
Golden Globes 2016 Kevin Hart & Ken Jeong: Globes Punchline You heard it, right? Arguably the gentlest Ricky Gervais joke of the night was pointing out that Jeong and Hart would probably be ripe for adoption by the Jolie-Pitts. If Lainey were beside me she’d be yelling about the fact that there was no Brad Pitt cutaway. Why no By Duana • Jan 11, 2016 08:22 am
Golden Globes 2016 Jamie Foxx & Quentin Tarantino: on presenting and accepting at the Globes Jamie Foxx’s daughter, Corinne, was Miss Golden Globe this year. And his was bursting with pride when he introduced her to the audience. While presenting Best Score though… well… Not going to lie. Of course there was a part of me that was, like, HELL YEAH, Straight Outta Compton. By Lainey • Jan 11, 2016 07:57 am
