Golden Globes 2017 Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn: I Didn’t Hate It I’m not an Amy Schumer apologist or believer. She does her thing, and I’m not invested in it at all. I actively hated the Lemonade parody and I don’t know why Goldie completely skated for that. So they’re at the Golden Globes presenting, and we are By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 12:15 pm
Golden Globes 2017 Jake Gyllenhaal & Luke Bracey: Hottest Globes Table Mates Unfortunately there are no proper photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Luke Bracey together. All we have is the show. That might be a reason to keep the show, all 3+ hours of it, on your PVR. I am mad at myself that I didn’t record any of those cutaway By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 11:50 am
Golden Globes 2017 Pharrell: Golden Globes Saint To a lot of people, Sarah Jessica Parker is their fashion icon. I get it. It’s a title she maybe even deserves but to these people, SJP can do no wrong. She can show up at the MET Gala looking like a pirate from an elementary school production of By Kathleen • Jan 09, 2017 11:11 am
Golden Globes 2017 Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively: Globes prom king and queen I say this because where they were seated, they were on camera for every wide shot. And of course that would have been deliberate. Because the audience needs to see a couple like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, blandly goodlooking and guaranteed to not get you in trouble. No other By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 09:51 am
Golden Globes 2017 The Return Of Timothy Olyphant And Drew Barrymore Timothy Olyphant and Drew Barrymore appeared together at the Golden Globes, he as a Very Handsome Man, she dressed as an astral queen from a 1970s low budget sci-fi flick. (This felt like a year where everyone came in costume.) I immediately started texting Lainey in all caps about Olyphant, By Sarah • Jan 09, 2017 09:18 am
Hair Janelle Monae: Best Golden Globes Hair I didn’t even know we were doing ‘best hair’ this year, but it turned out that there had to be a way to acknowledge certain looks – please adore this woman’s hair. Please. It is perfect. It’s so perfect that her dress can obviously only be less so. By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 09:05 am
Golden Globes 2017 Kerry Washington: Best Shoulders at the Globes Every year, for the Oscars and the Globes, Duana and I set out the list of celebrities to cover and then divide the list between us. Every year, there’s one person we fight over. This year, we fought over Kerry Washington. Kerry was initially supposed to be Duana’s. By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 08:29 am
Golden Globes 2017 ATLANTAAAA AT THE GLOBES!!! Can you tell I’m excited? I teared up – as I do – a few times last night. Most of the tears had to do with Donald Glover and Atlanta. I’m not from Atlanta. I don’t know Donald Glover personally. My tears were probably irrational. It may be unhealthy By Kathleen • Jan 09, 2017 08:18 am
Golden Globes 2017 Keri Russell: Best Golden Globes clarity Do not come crying to me. The Americans is never going to win any awards, and then you guys are going to discover it like two years after it’s cancelled, and you’re going to try to tell me all about how amazing it is, and how it’s By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 07:59 am
Golden Globes 2017 Winona Ryder: Globes nostalgia Winona Ryder’s dress for the Golden Globes was custom Viktor & Rolf. I’m surprised. I’m surprised she didn’t wear Marc Jacobs. I’m not surprised it’s black. I am also not surprised that it’s a nothing black dress, totally a whatever. Winona Ryder isn’ By Lainey • Jan 09, 2017 07:47 am
Golden Globes 2017 Gina Rodriguez: Globes Best Plunge Gina Rodriguez debuted her Golden Globes look on Instagram before she hit the red carpet. Before any of the red carpet shows had started, Gina was already making Best Dressed Lists. She was the first of many plunging necklines but for me, she wins. Her Naeem Khan gown has an By Kathleen • Jan 09, 2017 07:26 am
Golden Globes 2017 Anna Kendrick: Globes Grey I had to google Anna Kendrick’s Golden Globes history. She was nominated in 2010 for Up in the Air. A long time ago, right? Not that her spot is in jeopardy – clearly she’s in good standing, she co-announced the nominees this year. She has a very solid, respectful By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 07:19 am
Golden Globes 2017 Sarah Paulson: Golden Globes Best Friend Evvverybody loves Sarah Paulson. You noticed? I mean, there’s no reason not to love her. She’s awesome and a great actress, and she has been one of my red carpet favourites for the last couple of years – this Marc Jacobs isn’t my favourite thing she’s worn, By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 06:05 am
Golden Globes 2017 Barry Jenkins, Mahershala Ali and Moonlight at the Globes Moonlight was the best film of 2016. Moonlight was the best film of 2016. Moonlight was the best film of 2016. If I could fill a whole page with that statement I would. F-ck, it was one of the best films of the past decade. Moonlight is a masterpiece but By Kathleen • Jan 09, 2017 05:52 am
Golden Globes 2017 Kristen Bell: Globes Best sternum dress I never thought that Kristen Bell would remind me of my mom, but here we are. Actually my mom is a tiny blonde person not unlike Kristen Bell, but that’s not why – it’s that thing that moms say, that you don’t listen to when you’re young, By Duana • Jan 09, 2017 05:17 am
Golden Globes 2017 Lily Collins: the Kate Beckinsale of the Globes I hate it. I was going to write this rambling intro about being a contrarian and how nothing makes me feel more out of touch with public opinion than grading a red carpet, but why bother? If you love this dress, we are fighting. Come at me. Lily Collins is By Maria • Jan 09, 2017 05:06 am
