Gorgessity Hot Harry & puppies Hot Harry visited the Canine Partners Training Centre in England yesterday as part of his princely duties. But it couldn’t have been too taxing of a job. After all, he was bred to love dogs. They all are. Dogs and horses. Remember this? Remember little Harry and his squishy By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 05:13 am
Gorgessity GOOP gets Vogue Anna Wintour loves Gwyneth Paltrow. And she doesn’t give a sh-t if Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t sell. She keeps putting my G on the cover year after year. G is Anna’s kind of girl. And G has landed yet another Vogue – August 2010 – but this time Gwyneth is By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 06:01 am
Gorgessity The Beautiful & their bodies There’s a scene in New York, I Love You – Bradley Cooper leans against the bar, orders a scotch and throws it back. It’s SO hot the way his body is bent in the frame, the angle of his shoulders, how he dips his chin at exactly the right By Lainey • Jul 05, 2010 08:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Letterman hates Stewart But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 03:57 am
Gorgessity Freida flies in, Freida flies out Freida Pinto flew in to Vancouver the other day for a quick pre-production visit and flew right back out, seen here at the airport on the weekend. She’ll be back soon enough to begin work on Rise of the Apes with James Franco. Jesus she is beautiful. Hope she By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 10:00 am
Gorgessity The Jolie gorgessity Anna Wintour once said of Angelina Jolie, when trying to choose which photo to use for a Vogue cover, that “this girl doesn’t take a bad picture”. The Jolie gorgessity is on full display this month in the new issue of Vanity Fair. They propped her tits up for By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 04:00 am
Gorgessity Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie 2.Gloating 3.Cute banter 4.Cute girlfriend defence 5.Whiny defensive girlfriend 6.Bitching about bloggers 7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 09:07 am
Gorgessity Wonky eyes and glasses As noted by Jacek, I have a wonk eye too. And there’s nothing subtle about it, also more noticeable when I wear glasses. Wish I could wear glasses all the time, but it’s simply not practical. Duana had the laser surgery a few years ago and it changed By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:14 am
Girlcrushes Salma on her ranch and her snakes It was the most wonderfully awkward interview. Dave does that thing he’s so good at doing – he mocks her but also adores her, and he doesn’t understand her, but he really isn’t trying either, and as a result, her amazingness was allowed to flourish for us all. By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 04:15 am
Quiveration Jakey at the finals & Maggie’s breasts Jake Gyllenhaal hit up Game 7 between the Celtics and the Lakers last night along with several other celebrities to watch LA triumph at home over Boston. We watched it last night at Nascar and Dylan was choked. As you can see, Jakey isn’t shaving now that he’s By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 07:17 am
Quiveration Jackson and the animals We are dogsitting for a friend this weekend. He’s a westie called Bolt and he was dropped off to Jacek yesterday, totally freaked out and feeling abandoned by his owners. Which is why he promptly had a pee and two sh-ts on our carpet. Thanks God I’m not By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 06:27 am
Gorgessity Good hair, good suit, good interview I have a friend with a permanent hard-on for Robert Pattinson. Several of them actually. But this one in particular, she’s been campaigning to change me, to win me over to the “Rob side” as she calls it. And while my consistent response has been to tell her that By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 06:08 am
Gorgessity Marion the musician Written by Jacek My Marion is featured in Vogue’s July issue. I don’t buy women’s magazines. I might buy this one. “I play the bass guitar, keyboard, and tambourine—I'm their one-woman band and all-purpose maid”. Can you hear her saying that with that perfect By Lainey • Jun 15, 2010 08:23 am
Gorgessity Witherspoon & Pattinson: no story here I’m the first to admit we need drama. Love it. Which is why the tabloids will inevitably spin (and probably already have) that Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson are hooking up on the set of Water for Elephants. Because they look happy in these photos taken just before the By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 08:53 am
Gorgessity Jude & Sienna: Parisian Family Holiday Seen here at the Gare du Nord in Paris today, Jude Law and Sienna Miller with his three children, happy and relaxed and hot, even with Sienna in her mom clothes. See? Come on. They’re wearing you down. Together, Jude and Sienna, at their best, and scaled down on By Lainey • Jun 11, 2010 06:01 am
Gorgessity Old School JLo Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were in New York this afternoon at Times Square unveiling her billboard for the Boys & Girls Clubs of America. JLo is promoting the message “Be Extraordinary” as an ambassador for the organisation’s youth advocacy campaign and the image they used features no Oprah By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 08:10 am
