Gorgessity Seeing the most beautiful Aishwarya Rai and her husband Abhishek Bachnan just passed through here for a photocall on the beach not too long ago. I could only look at her for a few seconds. Same goes for when she’s been on the carpets at the galas every night. Not because she’s By Lainey • May 17, 2010 11:15 am
Girlcrushes All day Cate Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace By Lainey • May 13, 2010 04:11 am
Gorgessity She should be a Sandler regular Written by Jacek Here’s Brooklyn Decker in Maui while filming Just Go With It. Ggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggg ggggggggggg gggggggggggg ggggg Huh? Wha? Oh! Yes. Brooklyn Decker… in Maui …. Just Go With It. Glistening, shimmering, tear drop. Mmmmm. Brooklyn needs to be in more movies, me thinks. Perhaps Adam Sandler will By Lainey • May 12, 2010 05:33 am
Gorgessity Professional criteria How does Jennifer Aniston choose her movies? Quality of the script? Complicated characters? A great director? Co-stars? Money? Definitely money. And she's not the only one in this regard. As for the other criteria... Here she is in Hawaii continuing work on Just Go With It. We' By Lainey • May 12, 2010 02:59 am
Gorgessity A united front She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and By Lainey • May 11, 2010 09:02 am
Quiveration Missing Lost Tuesday It’s a new episode tonight. There are only 2 new episodes left before the 2.5 hr season finale on Sunday May 23. And I am missing them. F-ck. As already noted, Lost brings me a considerable amount of stress. The show itself and its puzzles obviously but also By Lainey • May 11, 2010 03:17 am
Gorgessity See you tomorrow? Can’t wait. Cate Blanchett arrived in Cannes today with her son Ignatius. Cate is at the festival of course for Robin Hood and the opening night gala on Wednesday with Russell Crowe ahead of its world release on Friday. It’s a battle between Robin Hood and Iron Man By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:41 am
Quiveration Natalie & Ashton vs Pip Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don' By Lainey • May 10, 2010 10:37 am
Maple Leaf Are you staying? Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, after spending a few loved up days in Paris last week, arrived in Nice today for some kind of Chanel party in Cannes. And of course the festival begins in 2 days. Will they stay? The outlook is good. Diane is a Cannes favourite. They& By Lainey • May 10, 2010 07:58 am
Gorgessity Fresh-faced B Have you seen the video for Beyonce’s Why Don’t You Love Me? Meh. The conversation last week focused on whether or not B was biting Gaga. The focus of my conversation is why the song sucks. Because if the song was better, the video would be a lot By Lainey • May 10, 2010 05:40 am
Gorgessity MET Jumpy Claps: Sienna & Jude I’m the loser who jumpy clapped when the photos started uploading. Of Sienna Miller arriving with Jude Law arm in arm at the Met Gala 5 years after calling off their nuptials post NannyGate. They’ve been dodging it for months. Even though it was established, even though there By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:10 am
Gorgessity MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:58 am
Gorgessity MET Marion You’ll fight me on this one, I know it. It’s my Marion Cotillard. So of course she’s in Dior and it’s gorgeous and stunning and flawless because she is gorgeous and stunning and flawless. But... it’s a little safe. It would work at the palais By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:36 am
Gorgessity MET Most Dashing: Joshua Jackson How f-cking cute is Joshua Jackson? SO cute. And he’s so great at this event, year after year. Always. I spoke to him the first time he attended with Diane Kruger and he had to wait for her while she posed and he told me about how he pretty By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:38 am
Assy Style MET garden dress and her beautiful boyfriend Or is it fiancé now? All these engagements and bit players, who can keep track? Rachel Bilson also wore LV. I like it ok... but do I like it for night? Do you like it for night? Did you like it for last night? I liked him better last night. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:02 am
Break Ups Halle is single? According to Radar Online Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are over. For months. They’re blaming it on him. Something about age difference. Supposedly Gabriel can’t handle it anymore. And wants to see other people. But...she’s Halle Berry. What? Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 04:00 am