Chinese Squawking Chicken Gwyneth’s big jeans Goop has just posted its Valentine’s Day gift guide. Did you know that Prada makes a flashlight? I don’t need a $260 flashlight. But the case it comes in is really cute and the perfect size for my e-cigs and vaping accessories. What I really want to talk By Lainey • Jan 27, 2017 10:04 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Gwyneth 2017 It’s almost the end of January…and this is the first dedicated Gwyneth Paltrow post of the year, how is that possible? Here’s G in LA yesterday, just after making headlines over how to treat your vagina. Last time, you’ll recall, goop was recommending vaginal steams, because By Lainey • Jan 25, 2017 09:57 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 10, 2017 Remember when Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz were on Punk’d? I thought Salma showed P the giant poo in the washroom, but my memory doesn’t serve me well: Penelope did it to Salma. I do remember someone saying over and over again, “Why would you show me this? By Maria • Jan 10, 2017 02:29 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow: the trailblazing witch Gwyneth Paltrow covers the February issue of InStyle on sale January 6th. She’s promoting her new book, Goop Clean Beauty. Can I complain again about how “goop” is styled? Like all lower case? Because now you see the dilemma when it comes to properly titling her projects. I’ve By Lainey • Dec 28, 2016 12:14 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands G. Spotting with an accent Gwyneth Paltrow just relaunched her app, now called G. Spotting. It’s all her recommendations – beauty, food, shopping, etc. Also her goop Gift pop-up just opened at the Brentwood Country Mart. It all starts tomorrow at 10am at the @BrentwoodCountryMart 🎉 Stop by to shop the #goopGIFT guides IRL 🙌 A special By Lainey • Dec 02, 2016 02:35 pm
Models Leonardo DiCaprio and a plane full of women The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is tonight in Paris. This is when someone typically makes a Leonardo DiCaprio joke. Erin Foster’s come up with the best one so far. Erin is David Foster’s daughter. She and her sister were on a show called Barely Famous. Erin and By Lainey • Nov 30, 2016 10:38 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth’s Thanksgiving stuffing-off You were dying to know how Gwyneth Paltrow spent Thanksgiving, weren’t you? She was at home in LA. Cooking. Because Gwyneth has taken over everything, including food. Looks like there were two turkeys. And so two different kinds of stuffing. It was a stuffing-off between G and one of By Lainey • Nov 25, 2016 10:05 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 24, 2016 I vaguely remember hearing that Brie Larson was engaged and it turns out yes she still is. To my chosen brother who definitely saw my talent before I did - the guy who sat next to me in the smallest coach seats listening to my life troubles and making me By Maria • Nov 24, 2016 02:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 21, 2016 Axl Rose, one of the most mercurial men in rock, has thicker skin than the President Elect. "Hamilton Cast harassed Pence." Do u ever stop whining?An apology?Seriously?!U won,this is the job,get on with it or get out of the kitchen.— Axl Rose (@axlrose) By Maria • Nov 21, 2016 03:20 pm
Style Gwyneth Paltrow and the status quo All kinds of celebrities showed up this weekend to speak at the Airbnb Open in LA. I checked out the website and I think the event was supposed to be about travel lifestyle? This is why Gwyneth Paltrow was invited. She’s lifestyle. And she travels a lot. And during By Lainey • Nov 21, 2016 09:13 am
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands The goop Gift Guides 2016 Can I just complain again about how “goop” is styled, all lower case? It looks so stupid in the title. It’s an annual tradition. Every year for the last few years now, Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop releases a holiday gift guide. And every year, people lose their f-cking minds By Lainey • Nov 18, 2016 12:47 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 17, 2016 Absolutely love Tracee Ellis Ross on the cover of WWD. A skirt with a chunky sweater is such an underrated look. Thank u @WWD! I’m honored, tickled, and excited to be on your cover! “Clothing started as an armor for me. It was one of the ways that I By Maria • Nov 17, 2016 01:54 pm
Equality Issues Keira Knightley is Tragically Normal The other day on our group text, Lorella investigated a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow standing in front of some bookshelves, and discovered there was a book in the background, assumedly in G’s house or office, devoted to napkins. “Napkins with a Twist”. This is a book most of us By Duana • Nov 04, 2016 12:05 pm
Style I blinked and it’s gone I keep missing out on sh-t today. It’s a first world problem, I KNOW. But I thought maybe you’d want to hear me bitch about it? Gwyneth Paltrow, as you know, has launched a clothing line, goop Label. Edition 03 just launched. And the first item? Maybe the By Lainey • Nov 01, 2016 05:15 pm
BFFs Gwyneth’s Halloween weekend Busy weekend for Gwyneth. First she joined all the Hollywood moms at Kate Hudson’s Halloween party. The Wild Wild West meets Paris... I obviously didn't get the memo ❤️ So. Much. Fun. xo A photo posted by J E N N I F E R M E Y By Lainey • Oct 31, 2016 05:33 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth honoured in Spain Gwyneth Paltrow was in Madrid last night at the ELLE Magazine 30th anniversary party where she was presented with the Icon Award. G wore Gucci. And this dress… it’s amazing. It’s a rose growing out of her vulva and blooming all over her breasts. Which, I mean I By Lainey • Oct 27, 2016 10:22 am
