Angelina Jolie Zeta: Drag Queen and her Geriatric Let me preface by saying how much I adore Catherine Zeta Jones. The woman is stunning – a perfect, perfect face if I’ve ever seen one. Which is why I blame this on the makeup. It’s the eyes, I think. Might work for others who need enhancement, doesn’t By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Maddox is the new Aniston Source TMZ A veritable hair icon, non? Check him out, rocking his new ‘do: Asian gangsta ponytail made adorable by the only and only Madd. Even more reason for Jen to hate him… Poor Jen. First her man, then her mane. Will the deluge never stop??? By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Heather Mills: Golddigger contaminates America Widely discredited in Britain, Heather Mills has set her sites on the US, where she has arrived (LA) for an exclusive sit down interview with Extra – like 2nd or even 3rd tier, don’t you think? No doubt Paul’s scheming bitch of an ex will try to gain sympathy By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Family Pitt Weekend In India, giving Madd and Z some quality parenting time, the perfect Pitts on promenade on the streets of Mumbai withOUT a 10 member swat team in full attack mode. Sure, they have security and of course, they would have to given the sheer numbers they’re walking through to By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Golddigger keeps digging As expected – Kevin has answered back. In response to Britney’s divorce petition, KFed has filed his own claims, specifically for custody of the boys and, of course, spousal support. Legal experts say this is the only way to squeeze more out of that pre-nup...thank Goddess for Lynn By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney! Victory! See? Last night’s Letterman message was a message indeed! TMZ is reporting that Britney has filed for divorce. The Cheeto Haze has lifted! The Kfed is DONE! Per TMZ she is asking for legal and physical custody of both children AND she is cutting him off financially – denying his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton The Constant Gwyneth Feast or famine when it comes to my best friend – yet another outing last night at the Night of Stars gala in NYC. Aerin Lauder was honoured at the event - Aerin Lauder of Estee Lauder, of course, who signed Gwyneth to Pleasures, of course, which is why she showed up By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z The Daily 80s: Lori Loughlin Source Speaking of Full House… Never mind the assy outfit, Uncle Jesse"s wife is aging well with assistance, non? Always thought she was so pretty, always mixed her up for some reason with Daphne Zuniga - why is that? By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Mischa Barton & the sour suck Though I"m not a fan of the dead eyes, I am a fan of Mischa style. I also think she"s extraordinarily pretty…when she"s not doing the sucker pucker - at least a 10 year age difference. AT LEAST. Fact of the matter is, the By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Blender knows best: KFed sucks ass Shocker of shockers…we aren"t the only ones unimpressed by his beat-me-face. And beyond the blog universe, it"s nice to see that even Blender Magazine is speaking the gospel, listing Kevin Federline in their list of the 50 Worst Things Ever to Happen to By Lainey • Oct 16, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Lilo"s pinned pupils Here"s my girl, thankfully withOUT dirty face on Saturday night at the inaugural Malibu Celebration of Film. She has beautiful eyes, non? Two expressive pools of green/grey/blue accentuated even further by super dark locks and a curiously small pair of pupils. But only a coincidence…right? By Lainey • Oct 10, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Denise Huxtable v 2.0 Photo source. Wow. Does Zoe Kravitz look like her mother or what? Is she frickin’ gorgessity or what? Don’t mean to gush but I’m totally gushing. I LOVED Denise Huxtable. I LOVED Lisa Bonet. I wanted to be Lisa Bonet. And now it’s actually kinda trippy that By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Rachel Bilson The Daily Fresh: Rachel Bilson I love Rachel Bilson - just as cute in person as she is in photos… polite and shy with no airs or attitude, quite unlike Zach Braff whose people, at the TIFF after party for The Last Kiss, were like "No…we"re done talking" when approached for By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Meth Eyes & Ciggies at Marie Antoinette Everybody loves Sofia Coppola and the A-list proved it last night at a special screening of Marie Antoinette. Kiki rocked, more on that later, but note three other starlets who arrived in opposing fashion – two clients of the embattled Rachel Zoe, stylist and alleged meth pusher to the skinny By Lainey • Sep 28, 2006 08:00 am
Kenny Chesney Crazy Renee: the Vancouver Chronicles Click here for Part 1 and it doesn’t look like she’s slowing down. Ever the low key superstar, Renee prefers driving herself around Vancouver…which is kinda cool considering most of these pampered f-ckers demand chauffeured service to and from their accommodations. Problem with Renee though is By Lainey • Sep 13, 2006 08:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee Zellweger: Vancouver highs and lows So Renee’s been in town for almost 3 weeks shooting a movie. First week she’s at Starbucks getting a coffee. A man orders behind her, he’s downtown with his daughter taking photos of the bears. Not real bears, fake bears, don’t it ask…it’s the By Lainey • Sep 11, 2006 08:00 am
