David Beckham The Daily Zizou: Toujours Zizou I love the word TOUJOURS. It"s so full of promise, a word that literally blooms off a page. And when he says it? Oh heaven. Thanks to Natasha, two more Volvic ads designed for the express purpose of loin explosion. Between Becks, Brad, and now this, I honestly By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Connery: The Footballers sing-a-long! For a refresher on what the Daily Connery is, please click here. And how I love szkent for sending this along. You.Will.F&cking.Die. Almost all your favourites lending their voices for good. Except it is SOOOOO bloody cheesy and SOOOO bloody brilliant! My favourite is the By Lainey • Aug 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie: style style style Call me Cruise but I think she"s a little little fuller. A LITTLE. A TEENSY BIT. Not a whole lot, so chillax, ok? I"m not saying she"s there yet, I"m just saying she"s on her way. I hope. On a By Lainey • Aug 04, 2006 08:00 am
Zinedine Zidane The Daily Zidane: Zizou on Film! This is for Jeff - mille fois merci! So did you know there"s a ZIZOU MOVIE??? 90 minutes of Zizou for the duration of an entire match, 17 cameras, one man, one legend. It premiered unofficially at Cannes in May, it premieres officially at the Edinburgh Film Festival on By Lainey • Aug 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Elisha Cuthbert: beautiful but blind Trace Ayala, by all accounts, is a loyal friend and rather low key player. No, not the most exciting looking fellow by any stretch, but I"m telling you…anything is better than Sean Avery and any hockey fan will tell you the same: the man is a tool. By Lainey • Aug 02, 2006 08:00 am
Mel Gibson Tori Spelling: karmic downsizing Karma works in mysterious ways. And karmic payback is meticulously devised. Pedestrian homewreckers like Claire Danes can expect premature beauty evaporation - a tragic fate for a fetching young star. Others have been cursed with - gasp! - a new unremovable layer of fat, forever limiting career opportunities, resulting in lifetime exile the By Lainey • Aug 02, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Double Footie: ZiBecks My thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending along this classic. It might just be a kiss on the head, but for me it has sparked hours of fantasy that goes a little something like this: My morning wake up consists of Zizou and Becks performing calisthenics in my bedroom. By Lainey • Jul 27, 2006 08:00 am
David Beckham The Daily Loin Quiveration: Zizou & Becks Try it. I dare you. I dare you to tell me this doesn’t do it for you. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t want a piece of this action. I dare you to tell me you wouldn’t be happy just watching them hug and congratulate By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a little By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Do you Fantoo? Fantoo is one of my favourite sites, run by two amazing women who can talk your jock off about sports without sounding pink and prissy but also without looking big and butchy. Just.Like.You. And me too. So the Fantoo girls have invited me to join their weekly podcast By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z B & J = Mr & Mrs Z??? Totally unconfirmed report and at press time, I haven"t heard back from any other sources but it"s so juicy and so hot that I thought I"d get it out to you anyway. Here"s an email I received from darling K who sent By Lainey • Jul 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince engaged? Both Us Weekly and Life & Style are reporting it. So I guess it"s true? And while I don"t dispute the fact that Aniston and Vaughn are engaged, I would exercise a little bit of caution about all the specific details in the Life & Style By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Zinedine Zidane The Daily Footie: Zinedine Zidane Zizou might not be the prettiest boy on the field. And he certainly isn"t the most follicularly (is that a word??) blessed. But there is something to be said for the intangible. Confidence is sexy. Leadership is sexy. Unbridled skill that matches confidence and leadership is sexy. The By Lainey • Jul 03, 2006 08:00 am
Beyoncé Beyonce glitters So…umm…what do we think of those lovely stars/spiders running the length of her body? Ordinarily, I"d be all over her fashion-disturbed ass for something like this but seeing as she"s on stage, and performing, and tearing up the auditorium, I"m By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Zeta & Family in LA Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Keith will be a Kidman Nicole & Keith confirmed through her publicist and People Magazine today that they have indeed returned to Australia to get married. It will apparently be a Catholic ceremony for friends and close family only, including billionaires and other highly influential non relatives because …well…what good is marrying up if By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
