Halle Berry Halle Berry is budget all over That weave must go. SOOO ghetto, don’t you think??? As for the budget dress - I don’t care who designed it. Anything that looks this tacky and this cheap, that gives Halle THE BODY a bulge is wrong, wrong, wrong. Pregnancy rumours? Sure, fire ‘em up again. Especially since By Lainey • May 16, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth The Daily Malnourished: Kate Bosworth Poor Kate must have been having a fat day. Because starvation can sometimes lead to weird gas and weird gas can lead to bloating and bloating can drive young actresses to depression – the worst combination for a public outing. Love the sucking lips expression, common among those who’ve sworn By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Behind Baby Scandal #2 Warring tabloids and a motherload of spin to sift through. As usual, Britney’s in the thick of it. Let’s to it, shall we? The ever reliable Star Magazine released their latest cover today – huge headlines blaring: Brit’s Baby Fractures Skull! According to Bonnie Fuller, wee Kevtwan LaBritnius By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Charlize & Stuart in Turkey Though I"ve never been there, I"ve heard Turkey is a delight. Turkish readers are even more of a delight. And having Turkish readers reading my column is the most delightful thing of all. Straight goods from Istanbul (thanks Z!) is that after a very brief split By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Ugly: Kristy Swanson It"s official: Buffy is ugly. Buffy homewreckers are even uglier. Lucky for Kristy, she happens to be both. Not that I particularly relish spending time on Z-list celebrities and their figure skating affairs but if I were the now defunct Mrs. Eisler, who was pregnant with his By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton An open letter to Casey B Way back on January 8th, I wrote an article about Chad Michael Murray titled “Chad Michael Murray is a moron”. This prompted a very angry message from Young Casey B and several others who came out swinging in defense of their idol. Among the highlights of Casey’s particular argument By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & Vince in Chicago Thanks to the lovely Susan Z for passing these along. Bystander photos of Jen and Vince doing reshoots for The Break Up in Chicago. According to the photographer, Vince is “really hot and a lot skinnier”, while Jen is quite attractive and very, very thin. Have to tell you, as By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger The thinnification of Anna Kournikova Still don’t think my sources are right on? Take a look at Anna Kournikova from the GM event the other day. Do those look like healthy arms to you? Does this look like the same athletic girl who pretended to be a tennis player? Take a look at that By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger Sophia Bush: a victim of fraud Like Renee Zellweger before her, Sophia Bush is seeking to annul her marriage to Chad Michael Murray, citing "fraud" as the reason behind the decision. Fraud indeed. The poor girl married a dickhead who found it impossible to stay faithful, so I"d say "fraud" By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez From Pamela: on Hollywood aging Do you have any knowledge about celebs fibbing about their ages? I"ve heard rumors that Charlize and Catherine ZJ are among the guilty. I"ve always thought they both looked older than they claim. What think you? Dear Pamela, I"m pretty sure Charlize is what By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole & Keith: an update First, let me gloat. Here’s one for the small band of irritants who love emailing me every day and saying my smut is full of sh*t. Oh really? On February 13th – OVER TEN DAYS AGO – I reported first that Keith and Nicole had sent out wedding invitations for By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Apple My best friend never ceases to irritate people. She is criticized for being anti-American, she is criticized for being snotty, she is criticized for being too much of an anglophile, she is criticized for growing her hair too long, etc etc etc. People love to bitch about Gwyneth. Which By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Kathy Z: Jen & Lance? new perfect couple alert.: jen maniston + lance armstrong. i can see totally see it. Dear Kathy, My first instinct was to rip you a new hole, especially since – prick that he is – Lance is one of my fantasy boyfriends. After the anger subsided however, I finally saw your brilliance. Forget By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Jay Z From Jessica B: Zeta’s hiring frenzy? is (her hiring frenzy) about catherine zeta jones and michael douglas? Dear Jessica, Not them, although they certainly have much collaboration in and out of the bedroom. Think of a twosome with less time under their belts. And less proof of productivity too. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Jay Z Best Dressed Male: Jay Z There is nothing sexier in my mind than a man who can really wear a suit and wear it well. And make no mistake…Jay Z owns this suit. He might not be the most attractive man on the block, but he is definitely the most quietly confident. No need By Lainey • Feb 08, 2006 07:00 am
Mos Def From Tasia: Zeta and Michael cling to love? Tell Me... Is it Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? He has the bad rep and even after all this time, I still don"t get it.. why she even chose him! No matter, I"m still eternally thankful that she didn"t fall for Mr Greasy By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
