Jennifer Garner Taupe clips Taupe Garner went to visit a friend yesterday. Some people say women of a certain age should no longer do this or wear that. Don’t know if I agree but does this include hair barrettes? Because these cute little red ones are the most exciting things about her. I By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 04:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Taupes on the campaign trail The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession New baby, new house And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Violet Babies Always Sell Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 04:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Sibling for Violet Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. As I posted at the time, the two By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 02:09 am
Parent Pimps Taupe and Violet smiling Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 11:05 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes are fine And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Anything is an improvement After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. I know you love it even though I hate it… so obsess away. Analyse that thing until you can see a By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 02:42 am
Assy Style Worst. Taupe. Ever They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 05:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Violet’s First Day! Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 01:03 am
Famewhores Taupe & Violet please everyone Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:30 am
Ben Affleck Ben & Casey at the Salon Ben and Casey Affleck were in London yesterday promoting Gone Baby Gone and also found time to drop in at The Return of the Salon hosted by Esquire Magazine held at the Sanderson Hotel. My only memory of the Sanderson Hotel is from last summer. We went there for drinks By Lainey • May 29, 2008 02:11 am
Douchebags The Difference of a Year Last year John Mayer was accompanied by Jessica Simpson to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Twelve By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:52 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes at the White House A rare appearance in public by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – these two usually go to great pains to walk a carpet separately. But they also had the good sense not to pull any celebrity f&ckery at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night which is why By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:14 pm
Ben Affleck No Ben at the Oscars Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 02:28 am
Jennifer Garner Best Taupe: Jennifer Garner Normally Taupe Jennifer Garner brought it…and how. There was an edge to her on the carpet last night – something sassy, something confident, something really sexy in the way she walked, in the way she posed, in the way she invited people to look at her. It was a new By Lainey • Feb 25, 2008 02:54 am
