Jennifer Garner Hollywood Ebola headed for prison? The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwen Stefani Britney, Body, Babies Bet your boob job and a side of lipo Leslie Sloane Zelnick is behind this and why not? How better to repair an image than with a tight ass and rapidly toned quads? Look closely gossips… every inch of Britney is getting super tight – have to admit it’s a By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Taupe Glows Jennifer Garner at the Oscar de la Renta opening last night. As you can see, Taupe is aglow and ataupe all at once. Even in black, she’s actually still Taupe. Well done. Well done and well played too? Remember, Taupe is still trying to go from Alias to the By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani On Babies and Accessories No doubt – Gwen Stefani’s Kingston is SOOOO frickin’ cute. And … umm… she kinda makes sure that we know it, doesn’t she? Have a look at the attached series – pretty professional for “candids”, non? Same goes for Taupe and Violet. VERY subtle but still… day after day the photos By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe: Work Above Oscar Where was Jennifer Garner? Here she is at the weekend playing in the park. On the night when her husband would be confronted by not one but two formidable exes, Jennifer Garner stayed in Vancouver with Violet instead, preferring to focus on her role in Juno. And I’m sorry By Lainey • Feb 28, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Garner Jennifer Garner: Taupe in Blue At the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday – beautiful…but boring. And that’s the big knock when it comes to Taupe, non? Has she ever really OWNED a dress? As pretty as she is, with that dewy skin and those full lips and those warm brown eyes and the lovely, By Lainey • Jan 15, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck The Daily Past Prime: Ben Affleck Past Prime is not a bad thing, you know. Past Prime means goodbye to the hunky beefcake, hello serious acting. I’m sure that’s what he’s after anyway, so it’s all good. Undeniable though, don’t you think? Three years ago, at the height of glorious Bennifer By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Garner: taupe is pretty I’m telling you…since she had her kid, I’ve fallen totally in love with taupe. Taupe is what I call Jennifer Garner. Taupe is not offensive, taupe is far from interesting, taupe is bland, taupe is the colour that gets chosen by the insecure bride to ensure that By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Garner Garner: the 10 month process I approve. Violet arrived in December, Jennifer took her time, Jennifer did not starve, Jennifer had to endure people speculating about a 2nd pregnancy because her bulge didn’t evaporate overnight and now ten months later, Jennifer has regained form, looking fit and natural and healthy and normal a few By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Gwyneth & Garner do the right thing Would my Gwynnie stoop to anything as COMMON as not eating just to regain her pre-Moses physique? (Cue patented Paltrow eye roll and exasperated exhale here). Please. As I said before, condescending bitches like Gwyneth lose weight naturally and gradually and look better for it - if only to lord By Lainey • Jul 14, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Ben Affleck & the return of hot Playing a little catch up here since People pre-empted my Thursday night column last week with their legal hissy fit. Anyway, back to Ben. I can never decide when it comes to Ben. Sometimes I"m all over it, almost to the point of Freebie Five induction. At other By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Adorable Baby Violet Same little face. Same little dimples. Same full mouth. Wee Violet is just like mom, non? And while I’m never particularly excited by the mostest dullest Jennifer Garner, I have to tell you…her child is cuteness overload. I suppose it’s a surprising reproductive advantage to being taupe By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Garner & Vartan: picture perfect Hollywood is a crazy beast. I look at this photo and if I didn"t know better, I"d think they were completely in love. As it happens, they were only filming a scene for the final episode of Alias. Still…if my husband was smiling like this By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Violet Affleck and my Celebrity Baby Theory Do you need a recap? Refresh your memory here and then take a look, the first very clear look, of wee Violet Affleck who might very well challenge Apple Martin for baby cuteness supremacy. Now depending on your particular point of view, Violet comes from one of 2 combinations: either By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Introducing Violet Affleck Everybody’s talking about it. The first semi-clear photo of 4 month old Violet Affleck, lovingly held by her mother. Like all babies, she’s cute as hell. But because of her mother, I"m too bored to say anything else. Jennifer Garner is nothing if not taupe. By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
