BFFs Whoopi & Jesse Quick post because I saw these photos the other day and couldn’t wait to share them with you but then so much other sh-t got in the way. One of our common obsessions – celebrity friendships: how they happen, the more random the better. Whoopi Goldberg and Jesse Eisenberg went By Lainey • Jan 14, 2016 03:04 pm
Best and Worst of 2015 Worst of 2015: Precious Jesse Eisenberg It’s no surprise that Jesse Eisenberg is a prickly dick -- there have been signs that he’s a condescending jerk since 2013. Sure, everyone says stupid things from time to time. I’m a huge forgiver of a one-off soundbite because I imagine if anyone followed me around By Maria • Dec 31, 2015 11:23 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Superhero Face Punch looks unintentionally hilarious A new trailer for Superhero Face Punch debuted on Jimmy Kimmel last night—that’s Marvel’s backyard but Kimmel and Ben Affleck are pals—and for the first time, I am totally on board with this movie. It looks RIDICULOUS, like the grimdark, “no jokes”, moody-broody DC hero treatment By Sarah • Dec 03, 2015 11:09 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Check out Noted Satirist Jesse Eisenberg in Now You See Me 2 Yesterday Lainey wrote about Jesse Eisenberg’s, um, satirical take on film critics in The New Yorker. I recognize the type of critic he’s lampooning, so I find it halfway funny, but I also think this is how he sees all film critics, not just that particular type, and By Sarah • Nov 19, 2015 01:18 pm
Douchebags Jesse Eisenberg or James Franco? Duana texted me this morning. First: Everyone else has caught up to us on Jesse Eisenberg, I guess And then: Someone posted “so Jesse Eisenberg is a dick, eh?" with a link to his shouts and murmurs column Will you promise to come back after you click here to By Lainey • Nov 18, 2015 03:55 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Kristen Stewart & Jesse Eisenberg in American Ultra Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart are a FANTASTIC screen couple, but people flat refuse to watch their movies. American Ultra reunites the Adventureland co-stars, and even though no one expected it to open at #1, as Straight Outta Compton continues to dominate, Ultra still disappointed with a $5.5 million By Sarah • Aug 24, 2015 10:08 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jason Segel is gunning for Oscar in The End of the Tour And he is the best part of The End of the Tour, a movie that would have been better served as a play. Based on David Lipskey’s aborted Rolling Stone interview of David Foster Wallace just after Infinite Jest was published—which Lipskey later turned into the book Although By Sarah • Aug 14, 2015 10:36 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Kristen Stewart before Ultra Kristen Stewart’s new movie, American Ultra, opens in a few weeks, which means she will shortly be hitting the road to promote it—with Jesse Eisenberg. If ever there was a press tour with a high probability of going off the rails, it’s this one. (“Finally! Someone else’ By Sarah • Jul 30, 2015 01:00 pm
Douchebags Jesse Eisenberg knows his words Jesse Eisenberg was at Comic-Con. Was Jesse Eisenberg at Comic-Con because he’s in a small budget, independent movie shot in a café in Brooklyn from a screenplay written on an old-fashioned typewriter? Actually, no. Jesse was at Comic-Con for a movie called Batman vs Superman. You may have heard By Lainey • Jul 15, 2015 11:41 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Ben & Henry: do you want to hang out with the Justice League? A big part of Marvel’s success has been that the Avengers are the coolest club in Hollywood. If Hollywood is a high school cafeteria—and it is—then the Avengers are the kids everyone wants to sit with. Playing catch up at Comic-Con this weekend, Warner Brothers tried to By Sarah • Jul 13, 2015 10:43 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tami Taylor and the stoners A red band trailer for American Ultra, starring Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart, has been released. And it opens with the “n” word. I want to start there because if I don’t start there, it minimises the offence. And it becomes an afterthought. Which, it shouldn’t be an By Lainey • May 28, 2015 03:44 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg to work with famed creepy person Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg—the indie-hipster version of Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper—are teaming up once again. The duo will star in an as yet untitled film written and directed by famed creepy person, Woody Allen, which will shoot later this year. This will mark the third time By Sarah • Mar 10, 2015 11:38 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Mia’s striped cardigan I’m looking for a striped cardigan. I like that this one is multi-coloured. The way she’s wearing it is like a school uniform and I like that too. As you can see, she and Jesse Eisenberg are still together. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2014 11:33 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Mia & Jesse are still together For the five of us who care… Here’s a relationship update: Mia Wasikowska and Jesse Eisenberg are still together. They were photographed in London today after checking out of their hotel. Jesse was working on American Ultra with Kristen Stewart in late spring. And then he spent a couple By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 03:11 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jesse Eisenberg was cast as WHO? The internet usually hates whoever is cast in upcoming superhero movies. It’s a fact of life. Superhero casting follows a pattern: 1) Announcement, 2) Fan backlash, 3) Supportive media backlash to the fan backlash, 4) The movie comes out and everyone forgets they hated that actor. We’ve seen By Sarah • Feb 03, 2014 01:46 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Festival hopping with Mia & Jesse Mia Wasikowska walked the carpet in black last night at the Venice Film Festival for Tracks. The reviews have been solid and, once again, Wasikowska has delivered a fine performance, re-confirming her status as one of the most talented young actresses of her generation. Tracks will also screen at TIFF. By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 12:03 pm
