Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 14, 2016 This is why I am not suited to practice mindfulness – I don’t want to be lectured by a tea bag. Hmmmm. A photo posted by Kerry Washington (@kerrywashington) onJan 14, 2016 at 8:00am PST Valid point, each and every one. Why do we have another year of white By Maria • Jan 14, 2016 02:46 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Jessica's all warmed up Our favourite lifestyle idiot savant has added a new money-printing line to her empire (and it really is an empire), The Warm Up. It’s activewear – we talked about it back in August and it’s now launching at Macy’s. Do you equate Jessica Simpson with fitness goals? Yes By Maria • Dec 01, 2015 03:10 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 25, 2015 What do lyrics and music by Jeremy Renner sound like? Working at home today on a new song...got some help! #music #holidays #daddytime #piano A photo posted by Jeremy Renner (@renner4real) onNov 25, 2015 at 8:42am PST We can’t bring a bottle of water on an airplane By Maria • Nov 25, 2015 02:42 pm
Jessica Simpson Porny’s “slurring” personality Jessica Simpson and her husband went out for dinner last night. This outfit surprises me because her tits are a lot more contained than I expected them to be. Anyway, as you’ve probably heard, Jessica was on HSN last week selling clothes and everyone thought she was drunk. Here’ By Lainey • Sep 22, 2015 09:35 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Monday September 21, 2015 Aaron Paul and Michelle Monaghan’s first day on set for the new Jason Katims project, The Way. I’m a little too excited about this already. And so it begins. It is officially day 1 for me on this new project and I couldn't be more proud By Maria • Sep 21, 2015 01:35 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday September 9, 2015 Is John Mayer subtweeting the Katy/Taylor feud? Have they traded their passion for glory? The lyrics to “Eye of the Tiger” could be no more explicit; the song frowns upon the trading of your passion for glory.— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 9, 2015 It’s not enough to go By Maria • Sep 09, 2015 04:15 pm
Assy Style Porny's 10 years Jessica Simpson is all over New York right now. Yesterday there were multiple outfit changes. And a visit to The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The reason for her promo blitz? It's the 10th anniversary of the Jessica Simpson Collection and they're celebrating the brand at By Lainey • Sep 09, 2015 01:01 pm
Media Manipulation Porny goes to the gym This month, Jessica Alba covers Allure and Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Fast Company. The stories revolve around The Honest Co. and Goop – billion-dollar evaluations and contextual commerce and investment (both financial and personal) and of course, the idea of lifestyle, that they are both, in their own By Maria • Aug 20, 2015 01:21 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday July 15, 2015 More Twitter fighting: Adam Goldberg and the showrunner from the show The Goldbergs are in a tiff. I put your douchebaggery on par with mine. That's what was said. You should be flattered. The fusion is complete. https://t.co/3CCsGmgdM0— Adam Goldberg (@TheAdamGoldberg) July 14, 2015 Does By Maria • Jul 15, 2015 03:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media July 2, 2015 It’s not like Beyonce to be late. Never Too Late #LoveWins ❤️ A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onJul 1, 2015 at 10:35am PDT Jessica Alba at hot yoga sculpt – do you think she purposely avoids Tracy Anderson so to not cross-over with Goop? My friend @haroldperrineau and I By Maria • Jul 02, 2015 02:53 pm
Relationship Assumption Katy Perry & John Mayer after the MET Katy Perry changed wigs after the MET Gala on Monday night and hit up on the after-parties with designer Jeremy Scott…and then John Mayer was spotted arriving right behind her. So Diplo is not a thing. The thing is still Katy and John. Some people deserve each other, you By Lainey • May 06, 2015 10:17 am
Photo Assumption Porny’s holiday gropes Jessica Simpson updated Instagram a few hours ago with this shot of her being groped by her baby father Eric Johnson. She’s wearing a headband with bunny ears. So that’s how she spent Easter. And this is what happened on April Fool’s Day: A photo posted by By Lainey • Apr 07, 2015 10:09 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday April 2, 2015 Justin Timberlake and his smug mug at Taco Bell. #TBT to that time the whole squad took over Taco Bell after the People's Choice Awards... #YoQuiero A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) onApr 2, 2015 at 10:46am PDT Hilary Duff posting a shot of her “smile” By Maria • Apr 02, 2015 06:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media Tuesday, March 24, 2015 Channing Tatum wearing a bowler hat and cuddling a puppy for Vanity Fair. Happy #NationalPuppyDay! Channing Tatum Day is next month. 📷 by @bruce_weber (who else?) A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onMar 23, 2015 at 12:34pm PDT I’m posting this photo of Diddy because you don’ By Maria • Mar 24, 2015 05:27 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Porny’s long skirt Was she listening? Earlier I posted photos of Jessica Simpson wearing those dumb pants – click here for a refresher. Now she’s stepping out in a long skirt, not a length we see from her very often. It’s a good look, except maybe for the shoes. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2014 04:35 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Porny’s ridiculous pants She and Victoria Beckham love pants like this with the bottoms all flared covering the feet. It looks ridiculous. But we’re only about extremes with her. It’s either short skirts or bell pants. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2014 12:34 pm
