Girly Throw Downs Yellow Porny vs the ex My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and By Lainey • May 03, 2010 07:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Triangles and breasts As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment By Lainey • May 03, 2010 04:42 am
Sports Where’s Pippy? Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 05:49 am
Sports RiRi is the new Kate Hudson? Well... not quite yet. Baseball is a long ass season. But it’s not a bad start so far. Rihanna recently confirmed that she’s dating Dodger Matt Kemp. She showed up at the LA Dodgers home opener yesterday to cheer on her man...and her man hit a home By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 04:27 am
Sports Keanu shaves, Becks doesn’t But he really should. It’s a tale of two spotty beards. And not in the gay way. There are no clues in this post. There is only Beard Hate in this post. Beard Hate for dudes with splotchy beards, like Ashton Kutcher and Gary from Team American. Splotchy beards By Lainey • Apr 12, 2010 04:40 am
Sports He’s her BF Lolita couldn’t go public with Milo Ventimiglia. They were papped at the mall and on the set, but never in official girlfriend/boyfriend capacity at a proper event. With Wlady however Hayden Panettiere is all about the public love. Here they are at The Grove yesterday for a movie By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 04:36 am
Hook Ups Manslinger’s back in 3 ways Yes. Manslinger Kate Hudson, after wrapping on her movie Earthbound with Gael Garcia Bernal, is finally getting some down time, and finally doing what she does best – slinging men. Good. Gatecrasher is reporting that she’s currently managing three men: some camera guy, a money man, and professional golfer, Adam By Lainey • Apr 02, 2010 07:29 am
Sports Little Lolita & Leg Lengthening Hayden Panettiere was spotted out in West Hollywood yesterday with her dog and her boyfriend (he’s a boxer) Wladimir Klitschko. She’s on the short end of short, and he’s on the tall end of tall, and so, as you can see, you can almost stack two of By Lainey • Apr 02, 2010 05:07 am
Quiveration Starting early Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 10:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Cam & Pip together again! On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:29 am
Famewhores What are you up to... Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. The entire world is now also aware that he presented her with a $1 million By Lainey • Feb 24, 2010 07:19 am
Sports The ultimate case study I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 10:40 am
Sports LipGloss is better when wet...from the waist up Zac Efron is in Australia. Something about a promotional appearance. He was photographed shooting some surf segment at Bondi Beach today, super cute in the water when he’s not posing and glossing his lips, showing a little personality. It also helps that in the water, he’s only shot By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 03:33 am
Sports They all try to act and sing Why do they all have to do both? Country B can sing. Who says she can act? The same applies to so many of them. In reverse too. Like Leighton Meester. Acting good. Singing, no. Anyway, here’s Carrie Underwood in Hawaii shooting Soul Surfer this weekend showing off her By Lainey • Feb 15, 2010 10:58 am
Sports Grammy Country B and the Senator He rushed to LA to be by her side after Hockey Day in Canada as the Senators schedule conveniently allowed for Mike Fisher to join his fiancée for Grammy weekend where they made their official Hollywood debut. However, Carrie Underwood walked the carpet alone, telling Ryan Seacrest that she didn’ By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 02:29 am
Sports Country B at the casino She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 03:18 am
