Gorgessity Johnny’s face has settled too And thanks God. For much too long, especially with the Jolie in The Tourist, there was a layer of something sitting on his beautiful face, and it was heartbreaking, and frightening, to think that Johnny Depp might actually be losing his looks. Or f-cking with them. If he was f-cking By Lainey • May 06, 2011 05:44 am
Johnny Depp Don’t stand next to that man Johnny Depp isn’t tall to begin with, and Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck (the director) appears to be freakishly tall, so when they’re standing next to each other, Jesus, Johnny looks almost my height. They’re in Japan promoting The Tourist without Angelina Jolie. The Jolie was in Afghanistan By Lainey • Mar 03, 2011 03:52 am
Johnny Depp Hearing Vanessa Vanessa Paradis performed at Town Hall in New York last night. Johnny Depp was in the house to support her. The two were photographed leaving the venue together. It’s her first tour in over a decade to promote the release of her greatest hits album. She’s been doing By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 02:33 am
Assy Style Johnny after John John Mayer turned up at the Grammys like a poor man’s Depp, barely. But more than a few of you noted the similarity. Then Johnny Depp turned up at the Rango premiere last in LA and it was too fresh. Not that he hasn’t looked like this for By Lainey • Feb 15, 2011 03:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Globe Downey over Depp Johnny Depp is cool. No doubt. But RDJ is cool too. And RDJ is charming. I wouldn’t say charming is a Depp attribute. Too tanned and bloated however are two attributes he’s currently owning too often. So, on this night, when Robert Downey Jr stood up and told By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:42 am
Famewhores Johnny’s Miami family weekend Last week Star Magazine accused Johnny Depp of cheating on Vanessa Paradis with some 19 year old trick on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. This weekend he was shot in Miami, taking his kid to the Justin Bieber concert (Bieber shouted him out during the show) and By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 03:21 am
Johnny Depp Johnny in the tabloids Popeater is featuring a story today taken from the current issue of Star Magazine. Eye roll, right? The problem is though that it involves Johnny Depp and Johnny is not often a tabloid target. Here’s how it breaks down; Some 19 year old trick, a model, obviously, claims that By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 05:49 am
Assy Style Euro style sh-ts It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’ By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:02 am
Assy Style Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 02:16 am
Media Manipulation We need the foreign money Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 04:38 am
Quiveration There’s a hole in his hat Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 05:31 am
Media Manipulation Just Johnny, no Jolie? Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 02:43 am
Assy Style Johnny Vanity Fair & Winona at 18 Finally. Something to do with Johnny Depp and The Tourist and he doesn’t look like a bloated loser, the way he’s presented in the trailer. You don’t think I want to enjoy Johnny and the Jolie, together for the first time, the way we all expect it? By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 02:42 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Johnny Depp Arguments for: - It’s Johnny Depp. Please don’t make me list all the reasons why. It’s Johnny Depp. - He’s about to open a new film. It’s called The Tourist. - In a popularity contest, Johnny Depp beats almost everyone. And with the 25th SMA By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:07 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Handicapping People’s Sexiest Man 2010 He will be unveiled on Wednesday. Every year People Magazine crowns the Sexiest Man Alive. Every year the last few years, I’ve handicapped the possibilities, ending with a prediction. This year is particularly significant. It’s the 25th anniversary of the SMA. Which means the Milestone Man has to By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 12:27 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Is it blasphemy? Perhaps it will be. Is. What I’m about to say. Deadline reported yesterday that Johnny Depp and Tim Burton have finally lined up Dark Shadows, their next collaboration. He’ll be a vampire, based on 1960s tv show. Everybody seems to be really excited. And I get that. I By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 06:10 am
