Douchebags Fantastic Beasts with 100% more Johnny Depp Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald was a big part of Warner Brothers’ two-hour presentation at Comic-Con on Saturday. The whole cast turned out, except notably absent Johnny Depp, and there was an electrically palpable sigh of relief as everyone reveled in Ezra Miller cosplaying as Toadette and got to By Sarah • Jul 23, 2018 09:09 am
Douchebags Johnny Depp settles, Hollywood unchanged It was announced yesterday that Johnny Depp and The Management Group reached a settlement over the weekend after a mediation. In case you missed it, Johnny was suing TMG for $25 million alleging that they f-cked around with his finances. TMG countersued him, accusing him of besmirching their reputation when By Lainey • Jul 17, 2018 11:29 am
Douchebags Johnny Depp’s nighttime “truths” The cover of this month’s Rolling Stone features Cardi B and Offset. Underneath their headline is a Rolling Stone exclusive, “The Troubled World of Johnny Depp”. The article was published online today. It is over 10,000 words. There was a time when a 10,000 word exclusive interview By Lainey • Jun 21, 2018 01:48 pm
Johnny Depp Is Johnny Depp OK? This is the question that people have been asking. Or, rather, the subtext to all of these headlines you’re seeing online about Johnny Depp and his appearance in fan photos circulating on social media after The Hollywood Vampires performed in Russia. Johnny is thinner, even gaunt – I just googled By Lainey • Jun 04, 2018 02:15 pm
Douchebags Johnny Depp’s lizard cologne goes Native I have been extraordinarily patient with Johnny Depp and his interest in Native culture. He may or may not be of Native descent—he’s unsure of his exact heritage—but he has always been sincere and generally respectful in his interest. The Lone Ranger didn’t work, at all, By Sarah • May 30, 2018 11:34 am
Assy Style Johnny Depp wears his hat You know what tomorrow is? Two years ago tomorrow, Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp. That same day, Johnny was at the premiere of Alice Through the Looking Glass. It would be another two days before the news became public. And two days after that, Amber went to By Lainey • May 22, 2018 03:54 pm
Douchebags Johnny Depp’s on-set “fight” Lost in all the excitement about the Met Gala: Page Six’s exclusive on Johnny Depp being an asshole on the set of his new film, LAbyrinth. There’s a lot to unpack here so read the report first: An out-of-control Johnny Depp attacked a location manager on the set By Lainey • May 09, 2018 09:16 am
Legal issues Johnny Depp’s multiple lawsuits As we all know, Johnny Depp is suing his former managers, The Management Group, for allegedly mishandling his money. TMG is countersuing Johnny basically for being a sh-tty client. In pre-trial documents released last year, it was revealed that Johnny is obscenely irresponsible with his finances, suggesting that his behaviour By Lainey • May 02, 2018 10:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Very Little Johnny Depp The first trailer for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald has been released and it, unlike JK Rowling, would like to pretend like Johnny Depp is not in the movie. (I am not inclined to cut anyone associated with this movie slack because A. they could have recast him between By Sarah • Mar 14, 2018 03:57 pm
Show Your Work Podcast Show Your Work: JLaw, JK, Gabrielle, and Stannis Baratheon Despite her popularity, and those weirdos at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association love them some Jennifer Lawrence, she was not nominated for a Golden Globe. Helen Mirren came out of nowhere for a nomination though and Michelle Williams was included too, even though THEY’RE STILL SHOOTING THAT MOVIE, OMG, By Lainey • Dec 11, 2017 04:14 pm
Gross Johnny Depp and the power(lessness) of “one” Johnny Depp is currently working on Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald in London. He plays Grindelwald, a downgrade from Colin Farrell. The movie is being directed by David Yates who spoke to EW about Johnny, addressing the concern over his casting, given that Johnny was accused of domestic violence By Lainey • Nov 30, 2017 09:30 am
Assy Style Johnny Depp’s no-bow The Murder On The Orient Express premiere was last night in London. The film is directed by Kenneth Branagh. I was into it based on the trailer. Also Michelle Pfeiffer. I’m seeing it for Michelle Pfeiffer. And Leslie Odom Jr. And Daisy Ridley. Johnny Depp is in this movie By Lainey • Nov 03, 2017 03:05 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp as Richard Johnny Depp is shooting a new movie called Richard Says Goodbye in Vancouver. To mark the start of production, they’ve released a photo of him in character. It’s so much better when other people dress him, non? He looks like how people want to remember Johnny Depp. Or, By Lainey • Jul 25, 2017 03:43 pm
Johnny Depp Intro for July 6, 2017 Dear Gossips, How Did Johnny Depp Find Himself In A Financial Crisis? is the question Vanity Fair asks in the new issue of the magazine. The article, written by Mark Seal, was posted online yesterday. By now you’ve probably heard about all the back-and-forth allegations between Johnny and his By Lainey • Jul 06, 2017 09:07 am
Equality Issues In case you were worried about Johnny Depp… Last week, Johnny Depp made a joke at Glastonbury about assassinating Donald Trump. Also his former managers, The Management Group, revealed in court documents that they were aware that he was allegedly abusing Amber Heard during their marriage. (Thanks for coming forward when it really mattered, TMG! It wasn’t By Lainey • Jun 28, 2017 10:22 am
Johnny Depp Johnny Depp’s Trump joke…and other abuses Johnny Depp was at Glastonbury last night. Because he’s a rocker. But his side job is being an actor. And there was a screening of his film, The Libertine, at the festival. So he rolls up in a vintage car and the fans go bananas like he belongs at By Lainey • Jun 23, 2017 01:53 pm
