Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s blousey dress Might be one of my favourite Julie Bowen red carpet moments ever. And there are few of them. But I do love a blousey dress. And this one is pretty and fun, with an optional leg moment should you choose to go there. By Lainey • Nov 16, 2015 04:27 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday October 14, 2015 The booker at WWHL is really good at pairing guests – there is never an A-list with a D-list. SELFIE OF THE YEAR ALERT! #WWHL #JulieAndrews #CateBlanchett A photo posted by Watch What Happens Live! (@bravowwhl) onOct 13, 2015 at 8:13pm PDT This is what happens when two assholes do By Maria • Oct 14, 2015 05:12 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 15, 2015 Reese and Naomi hang out, but would Naomi wear Draper James? Thanks for the shoutout @reesewitherspoon I'm lucky to have such a generous friend. #talentcrush #gno A photo posted by Naomi Watts (@naomiwatts) onSep 15, 2015 at 6:32am PDT Lainey always gets mad at me because I By Maria • Sep 15, 2015 03:53 pm
Emmy Awards 2014 Julie Bowen: Emmys Most Improved It’s not yellow taffeta. It’s maybe the best dress that Julie Bowen’s ever worn to an award show. And I do like how the flowers are blurring. In fact, the more I look at it, the more I’m appreciating it. Enough to make me forget about By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 06:18 am
Golden Globes 2014 Julie Bowen: Globes Disney Princess The good news is it’s not yellow taffeta. Having said that, it’s a little Snow White. Isn’t it? Also… It’s still F-CKING TAFFETA! If you’re walking down the aisle and you want to wear taffeta, fine, whatever, I won’t stop you and I won’ By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 05:28 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s ill-proportioned dress What’s bothering me about this dress? I think it’s the proportions. This is a hot length right now, where it’s stopping mid-calf. That’s not the problem. The problem is that it’s fitted all the way down before flaring. If it were shapeless, I’d like By Lainey • Oct 29, 2013 11:06 am
Bad Style Julie Bowen took all the ruffles It turns out I wasn’t specific enough on Friday when I hoped that Julie Bowen would stay away from taffeta. I should have also have included ruffles. Too late. She took all the ruffles. She took all the ruffles and forced them to f-ck like rabbits and they multiplied By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 01:30 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julie’s studded blazer Now why can’t it be this stylish on a red carpet at an award show? Infinitely better than this, right? The blazer looks great on her over those pants. And a solid pair of black pumps. The clutch though is the weakest part. By Lainey • May 15, 2013 12:10 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Cleanses Hey Hayley, I really want to try a cleanse but have no idea where to start or which one to do. Are they safe? I work out pretty frequently and play competitive hockey, do I stop doing that while on a cleanse? I had meant to do one after the By Hayley • Feb 13, 2013 09:23 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s bad hair What is this? A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 11:51 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Surviving the holidays The holidays are fast approaching (scary!) and with American Thanksgiving this weekend we all know that sooner rather than later our kitchens will be filled with Christmas baking, our glasses filled with Christmas cheer and our schedules filled with Christmas festivities. As much fun as the holiday season is, trying By Hayley • Nov 21, 2012 09:15 am
Bad Style The Emmys 2012 Duana’s coming in later with some thoughts on the industry significance of the Emmy Awards. I’m here with the superficial. Like what they wore and why people in television insist on dressing themselves as second class citizens. The Emmys have the advantage of not being placed around any By Lainey • Sep 24, 2012 08:40 am
SAG Awards 2012 Worst Modern Family at the SAGs I realize on the one hand that these guys cannot win. If it’s not Julie Bowen’s sternum being investigated for pacemaker scars, it’s Ariel Winter’s delicate child-flesh too much on display, or Sofia Vergara’s …I don’t know… body bows being thrown all over the By Duana • Jan 30, 2012 01:21 pm
BFFs GG Best Schtick? Sofia Vergara & Julie Bowen So you saw most of this play out, right? On the carpet, we saw the dresses. Sofia Vergara’s teal – a colour which I already think is kind of alarmingly muted – is tamped down to almost depressing. But it fits her like no other actress’s dress ever does. And By Duana • Jan 16, 2012 11:54 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen PS Arts Last night in green. Not sure about the shoe choice though. Why is she reminding me of Demi Moore? By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 10:00 am
Emmy Awards 2011 Worst Hamster Wheel: Julie Bowen Written by Duana This is a hard one. Of course it is impossible to miss how thin Julie Bowen is. I didn’t hear her on the carpet this time, and she is not one of the people whose magazine profiles I will read while standing in the drugstore but By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 04:40 am
