Hook Ups Are you f-cking Lindsay LOHAN... Guy Berryman??? Or is she following you around begging you for it? You just gasped, right? Here’s the quick background. Last week some dumbass UK tabloid, I think it was The Sun, published a story about LOHAN losing her sh-t because she wasn’t allowed backstage at Coldplay. Gossip By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 04:48 am
Parent Pimps Maybe you should downsize ...and stop buying shoes Lindsay Lohan went to court today for a progress report on her probation. Supposedly the probation officer has a hard-on to get her thrown back in prison. The probation officer is clearly our friend. The judge was impartial though, not totally siding with the PO but also giving Lohan the By Lainey • Jul 21, 2011 10:31 am
Twats As IF, Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan went to Miami in May, before she was locked inside her comfortable Venice Beach townhouse for a month, for a photo shoot and interview with Plum Magazine. A reader called Ellie sent over this video from the shoot titled, “I can’t believe she didn’t steal those By Lainey • Jul 13, 2011 09:29 am
Lindsay Lohan Get ready for the Jealous Rage Lindsay Lohan managed to not get arrested over the Independence Day weekend. But it’s only the beginning of July. And she lives next door to her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson in Venice. And did you know Samantha is dating someone new? Someone beautiful, someone well connected, and someone very well By Lainey • Jul 05, 2011 07:56 am
Dumbass Freedom: just in time for the weekend Lindsay LOHAN was released from house arrest yesterday. Her 25th birthday is on Saturday. Great timing. There was a really funny story that LOHAN’s people fed to TMZ yesterday about her being afraid to go out because of the paps. At the time, they insisted that LOHAN would be By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 04:55 am
Twats House Arrest party True story: I was just thinking this morning of writing in the open a note about how we went all last week without any pap photos taken from inside Lindsay LOHAN’s house during her house arrest. Then I thought better of it because, well, you know. And, well, you By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 06:20 am
Dumbass As IF Look, I have, happily, never been arrested, yet, and I don’t know all that many people with that experience and certainly never in Southern California so I have no idea which is why I’m wondering… Do they measure and weigh you when you’re getting booked? Yesterday Lindsay By Lainey • May 27, 2011 07:57 am
Douchebags He’s a dick but it’s kinda true Alex Pettyfer reminds me of the quarterback or whatever lead athlete character in a high school sports movie who cannot deal with losing and, like, ends up roughing up his ex-girlfriend, the cheerleader, who is now dating the new kid in town. It’s such a cliché, but that doesn’ By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 05:34 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN: Oscar again Every few months or so she’s at it – bringing up Oscar, like it’s some kind of foregone conclusion. Lindsay LOHAN can’t stay out of court, but somehow she thinks she’s going to win an Oscar? And by the time she’s 30? This is what she By Lainey • Apr 27, 2011 02:47 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN gets it in the ass I was at the airport in Vancouver getting ready for my flight to London on Friday when the news crossed my blackberry that Lindsay LOHAN was sentenced to 120 days in jail. Once upon a time that would have been, like, breaking and urgent. Now it’s just a *kanye By Lainey • Apr 25, 2011 02:26 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay LOHAN: beg or scam? She was cut from the Gotti movie yesterday because her team was f-cking around with demands. Click here for a refresher. Couple hours later, producer Marc Fiore announced that the sh-t was back on, that Lohan came crawling back and “single-handedly put it all together. She called me personally and By Lainey • Apr 21, 2011 03:34 am
Dumbass What a dumb bitch Lindsay LOHAN somehow found someone who was willing to give her an acting job. A real acting job. Marc Fiore, producer of the Gotti biopic, crazily enough, went on record as saying she was his first choice. That she deserved a fifth chance to put her sh-t back together and By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 08:00 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN: role-stalking Blake Lively There was a ridiculously funny story that appeared in Page Six today about Lindsay Lohan and the sh-t she’s peddling right now. As you know, Lohan is supposed to play Victoria Gotti in the Gotti biopic. The only reason she’s getting that job is because her family and By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 03:03 am
Dumbass Lindsay LOHAN Gotti They gathered in New York yesterday to announce production on Gotti: Three Generations. John Travolta is to play John Gotti. Joe Pesci his associate and Lindsay LOHAN his daughter Victoria. Those papers have yet to be signed though, which is why Lindsay LOHAN wasn’t part of the official press By Lainey • Apr 13, 2011 04:17 am
Famewhores Jakey’s great reviews & then there’s Lindsay LOHAN Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie Source Code opens today. There was a screening in New York last night. Here’s Jakey, after a week of talk show appearances, arriving at the theatre last night and inside with costar Michelle Monaghan (remember when everyone said she’d be a big deal? By Lainey • Apr 01, 2011 03:19 am
Parent Pimps Totally sober Lindsay LOHAN went out last night in New York. She’s in New York supposedly to spend time with family. Clearly spending time with family in her mind involves stumbling around on the ground at 2:30 in the morning outside of a bar. But, but, but, but… Her shoes By Lainey • Mar 31, 2011 04:57 am
