Lindsay Lohan 13 is the new 30 Brilliant Us Weekly comparison – on the left Lilo at 13. On the right her sister Ali at 13. Clearly times have changed. Should 13 year olds look this… experienced? The expression in those eyes, the wanton dip of her chin, the suggestive pout – how many years, even months, before the By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 06:15 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo In ‘n’ Out She served 84 minutes in jail today, checking in at around 10:30am this morning and getting released just before noon, getting credit for community service and whittling away her 4 day sentence to less than 2 hours behind bars. 2 hours for getting coked up and driving madly down By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 09:48 am
Lindsay Lohan Hot Harry back on the Horse Mixed feelings today. On the one hand – Hot Harry on a Horse is back on his horse. Single again after 3 and a half years. On the other, will miss Chelsy as she slips back into obscurity, a girl whose resume will always be marked by an asterisk: *dated Prince By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 12:32 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr Jr Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 06:29 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo Eyes Shia’s pupils…look familiar? Drunk my ass. Cocaine is everywhere…and, with precious few exceptions, child stars are f&cked. source By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan The Mother Pimp Show When Lindsay Lohan almost killed herself this summer and while she was fighting for her life in rehab, it turns out her mother was busy negotiating a television contract. Mission accomplished. Dina Lohan will executive produce a new reality tv show about her life managing the showbiz careers of her By Lainey • Oct 26, 2007 03:55 am
Lindsay Lohan Tempting Sobriety No doubt another deal brokered by her exploitative mother that she apparently can’t back out of. Lindsay Lohan, fresh outta rehab, is supposedly contractually obligated to host a New Year’s Eve bender in Vegas at LAX. Vegas, end of the year – it’ll be total debauchery. And the By Lainey • Oct 24, 2007 06:17 am
Lindsay Lohan Matching Mugshots and Sex in Stairwells Two young drug addicts, two mugshots, stealing away from group therapy to fornicate in a stairwell, and an ex fiancée with a cubic zirconia shooting off her mouth to the National Enquirer? It’s the best smut ever. So Lilo has a new boyfriend. She met him in rehab – in By Lainey • Oct 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Rehab Bad Taste After two months at Le Cirque, Lindsay Lohan is clean and healthy…and back in love. But while rehab – for the third time – may have rehabilitated her drug habit, it clearly hasn’t rehabilitated her taste in men. Lilo apparently only falls for losers. His name is Riley something. As By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Toned Ass, Broke Ass Lindsay Lohan is clean, healthy, and happy…and it shows in her ass! She has a great ass, non? Here’s Lilo a few days ago in Utah just before heading back to LA for a couple of weeks worth of work before supposedly returning to Utah for further out-patient By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Clean, Sober, Hungry Hungry for attention and desperately afraid we stopped caring, Lindsay Lohan has accepted OK!’s generous offer for her exclusive post-rehab first interview and of course is saying all the right things. She also happily posed for photos. Not surprisingly, her father did too. Still, in spite of the incorrigible By Lainey • Oct 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Every Lohan has a statement Lilo released a statement claiming contrition. She says she’s sorry. Or she is pretending to be sorry. Whatever the case, at the very least, she wants us to believe she’s sorry. And her father wants us to believe he’s a changed man. Not surprisingly he released a By Lainey • Aug 23, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Contrite or Contrived? “It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No By Lainey • Aug 23, 2007 11:10 am
Lindsay Lohan Attempted Murder is Not a Felony For you and me? Maybe. But for Lindsay Lohan? For a celebrity who twice – that we know of, that she was arrested for – climbs behind the wheel of her car, drunk and stoned off her tree, and attempts to murder everyone on the road...this is evidently not a felony. By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 03:17 am
Lindsay Lohan The Model Parents Tony Almeida was Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard from 2002 – 2005 and is graciously dishing on his former charge after what had to be a rather enticing offer from In Touch Magazine. But still…even though the story has been procured by a paycheque, it’s hard to deny its validity: By Lainey • Aug 09, 2007 02:01 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo in Long Island, now Utah Not in rehab but on Long Island… Lindsay Lohan has returned home, staying at her mother’s house with her sister, actually succeeding at flying out of LA undetected into NYC. You see? It IS possible. As you would expect, Dina has told the press that Lindsay is doing “fine” By Lainey • Aug 06, 2007 08:00 am
