Justin Timberlake Most Missed: Justin Timberlake It’s been so long I forgot what it was like to see JT on a red carpet. And seeing him last night, I realised how much I missed him. Sexy non? Even better that he didn’t drag his dog along with him. Oh wait. I forgot. She’s By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Skitty is the new skank Please skip to the next if you don’t care for vocabulary discussions. My new favourite word: SKITTY. From my new London lexicon (the English are so deliciously catty, don’t you think??) meaning dirty, trashy, nasty – used to describe girls like Sienna Miller, for example, and NOT meant to By Lainey • May 18, 2006 08:00 am
Brandon Davis The Lohan/Hilton War & the Battle of Brandon Davis The bloadsoaked streets of Paris are making me thirsty for conflict. And seriously, is there anything better than a good old fashioned Hollywood catfight, with good vs. evil and a clear, cocaine drawn line between the two? I think not. Every war is characterised by key battles. The Lohan/Hilton By Lainey • May 18, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay Lohan: the Mossification continues The leggings, the blow, the partying, the overt copycat style…and now a romance with a hermaphroditic freak who also happened to date Kate. It"s tragic, non? How hard my girl is trying to be Moss? An endearing reminder that even though she looks like she"s By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Kirsten Dunst Kiki preps for Cannes Although DaVinci is certainly getting the lion"s share of attention leading up to Cannes, there is another movie many of us are waiting for. Especially since Sofia Coppola"s two previous endeavours were so f&cking brilliant. Marie Antoinette is one of the most eagerly awaited By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Five Unforgiveable Flagrant Friendship Fouls No one is perfect. We have all, at one time or another, f&cked up as friends. But the following five, in my opinion, warrant immediate termination before further damage is caused. And the top two are why I have no sympathy for Denise Richards. The Ex Mack Macking By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Worst Hollywood Starlet: Lindsay Lohan Not impressive. Not.At.All. And if Chanel and Louis Vuitton needed any validation whatsoever for NOT choosing her to rep their gear, tonight was the ultimate proof positive. There"s potential…but it"s not quite there. Dressing for a retirement cruise is problem #1. Arriving at By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss in NYC Oh… right. Now I get it. In her neverending quest to BECOME Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan clings to her leggings. Totally makes sense. If I were white, I"d probably want to become Kate too. Either Kate or Giselle Bunchen. Here"s Kate in New York, sucking on By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Elisha & Lindsay: overdressed/underdressed So there was this Rape Foundation gala last night. And Elisha Cuthbert, the poor thing, who I hear has hired a stylist to glam up her image, arrived in a motherload of curtains, much more appropriate for a French sitting room in Jennifer Aniston"s rumoured new Lake Forest, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Lindsay: the non catfight and the classy makeover No doubt you"ve seen last week"s Us Weekly. Loud headlines screaming details of a catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, who she first ratted out last year after seeing her snort lines at an LA club. This time, it was allegedly over Brett Ratner and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay & Kate in NYC The bestest of friends reunited in New York. How glamourous. Except for the fact that they"re 12 years apart and you can hardly tell. Definitely a compliment for Moss. Not so much for Lohan. And while we"re at it - what"s up with the By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Daily Ugly: Lindsay Lohan As you know, I have an unhealthy Posh-like obsession with Lindsay Lohan. I love her, I find her infinitely interesting, and I CARE. Almost as much as I care about Tila Tequila, who disgusts me and turns me on all at the same time. Sometimes skank trash just works, you By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay"s Perky Ass So I know it’s tempting to look at this photo and immediately get your claws out. Lindsay Lohan giving us a sneak and peek at the Kids’ Choice Awards this weekend. It would be nice to trash her ass, to call out any imperfections, to rag on the sag By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Kudos for Christina At the Tiffany event the other night. See how normal her forehead looks now that she’s put on a little weight? I like Christina Ricci. I think she’s a great actor. I like it even more when she’s not so hungry. Always a shame when you see By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay"s bad choice Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore Lindsay Lohan and the Nipslip Phenomenon CAUTION: NUDITY! She ain’t the first and she certainly won’t be the last – but the question is…why, why, why??? In a town that can create the most magical and also the most disturbing costumes and faces with make up and technology and prosthetics and advancement in special By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
