Twats Lie Down With Dogs, Wake Up With Fleas For the girl who is on a continual loop -- “I’m an artist” “I just want to work” “I’m a good person” -- a lot of sh-t sure happens, and often. Lindsay Lohan’s publicist, Steve Honig, has resigned. My first thought was, she can still afford a By Maria • Oct 26, 2012 01:26 pm
Girly Throw Downs Lindsay Lohan really sucks at everything As I said in my last post, Lindsay Lohan can’t even f-ck up right (click here for a refresher). Getting banned from the legendary Chateau Marmont over a bill? Lame. (And as reader Astrid pointed out, included on the bill were two lost iPhone chargers in a span of By Maria • Oct 18, 2012 01:59 pm
Twats Liars and their denials Lindsay Lohan called into TMZ yesterday. Click here if you have the time to listen to almost 15 minutes of a liar’s denial. I did. So I can save you the waste. In short: Her dad is the enemy and her ma, Dina, is the real hero, and Dina By Lainey • Oct 12, 2012 12:31 pm
Twats Liars taping liars TMZ has released audio of a hysterical Lindsay Lohan calling up her father Michael last night during that scrap with her mother. WHY IS HE TAPING THEIR CONVERSATIONS? Here’s what is said: Dina appeared to be on cocaine. Dina took 40 grand from Lindsay to keep her house. Dina By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 04:23 pm
Twats Another proud night for the family of dickheads Lindsay and Dina Lohan scrapped last night. They were at a club at 4am. On their way home to Long Island they started slapping each other. Lindsay has a cut on her leg and her ma broke her bracelet. The cops were called on a domestic. No one was arrested. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 12:03 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan is in a sexploitation flick because duh Or it looks like a sexploitation flick anyway. Penned by novelist and professional blowhard Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Schrader (best known for writing Taxi Driver and Raging Bull), and funded largely by Kickstarter, The Canyons stars Lohan and James Deen as a couple caught up in sexual obsession By Sarah • Oct 09, 2012 10:01 am
Twats This is acting. A trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Liz & Dick for Lifetime was released yesterday. They wanted to send us away for the weekend with some joy. God there is a lot of joy in this preview. A lot of joy and a lot of bloat. Sarah from Cinesnark just messaged By Lainey • Sep 21, 2012 11:26 am
Girly Throw Downs A piece of sh-t on her mountain top Oh but this is rich. As you’ve probably heard, Amanda Bynes keeps crashing her car into other people’s cars. TMZ reports that Bynes is exhibiting signs of deteriorating mental health. And here’s what Lindsay Lohan posted to Twitter yesterday: Why did I get put in jail and By Lainey • Sep 17, 2012 10:52 am
Twats Dr Phil & the Drunk I don’t watch Dr Phil. But I think I might if this preview delivers on its promise -- that he will call out Dina Lohan for being a piece of sh-t and raising a piece of sh-t. Lindsay Lohan, of course. It’s the most glorious low-classy body language By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 10:24 am
Douchebags Piggy Backing Famewhore Who the f-ck else would it be? Lindsay Lohan. Vanity Fair has published a sensational piece on Tom Cruise about his wife hunting; everyone’s been talking about it all week. According to US Weekly at no point in the article is Lohan’s name mentioned. And you know this By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 04:20 pm
Lindsay Lohan Elizabeth Taylor’s dirty fingers? They’ve released a few stills from Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie including a recreation of Ms Taylor and Richard Burton’s first wedding in Montreal in 1964. Look at her fingers. They always look dirty to me. In what world would Elizabeth Taylor get married with dirty By Lainey • Aug 30, 2012 05:40 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan can’t even get kicked out properly Hotel bills add up quickly, right? A few snacks from the mini bar, valet parking, WiFi (for the annoying hotels that still charge for it), a $15 movie, and you’ve tacked an extra 50% onto your bill, easy. So of course for celebrities, it’s magnified. And because of By Maria • Aug 29, 2012 01:13 pm
Girly Throw Downs Losing to the C List US Weekly has a story about Lindsay Lohan from Tuesday night - she was at a club and Francesca Eastwood was there celebrating her birthday and some girl sh-t went down. Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s daughter and she’s in that reality show his wife is doing on By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 02:42 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: The dogs left behind Here’s the backstory and deets so you can assess and advise: my husband met my stepdaughter’s mom in rehab (it was LA in the late eighties) and had a volatile on-and-off relationship with her for several years until this child was born (at 29 weeks, weighing 3 lbs By Sasha • Jul 03, 2012 02:01 pm
Twats Lohan and the unions Deadline posted an article last night about the situation on the Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie of the week starring Lindsay Lohan after receiving word that two industry unions, one representing actors and the other for crew, made queries about working conditions on production after Lohan's dramatic car accident By Lainey • Jun 21, 2012 02:26 pm
Twats The onset of regret: Lifetime & Lindsay Lohan First things first, because there have been some misleading headlines... Lindsay Lohan was NOT hospitalised. She may have been trying to call in sick though. Like clockwork, drama on the set of any Lindsay Lohan movie... Paramedics were called to her hotel this morning. According to TMZ, which has been By Lainey • Jun 15, 2012 04:26 pm
