Hook Ups Guy on the beach While Madonna was in New York at Hot Harry’s polo match – more on that later – Guy Ritchie was over in Malibu this weekend enjoying some down time with a very attractive woman. Guy is said to be in LA cutting Sherlock Holmes. Does not seem to be lamenting the By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:38 am
Assy Style The Madonna Debate We spent a significant amount time on this last night over Skype, Michelle and I. Obviously Madonna wasn’t hoping to make the Best Dressed List with this selection. Madonna is many things. But Madonna is not stupid. She wasn’t looking to the MiniVan to gasp with delight over By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:20 am
Break Ups It’s over again Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 04:14 am
Bitch please Jesus heals Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse. Then it was out for dinner with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:55 am
Dumbass She’s fallen and she can’t give up the gym Hell no. Healing time is less important than staying thin. Who? Madonna, of course. Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson – the one who’s opening a gym in New York with Gwyneth Paltrow but they can’t find members – showed up at the Smart Cookie Awards the other night and told By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 04:56 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna falls and meet Dr Brandt As you’ve probably heard, she fell off a horse this weekend in the Hamptons. No serious injuries, is now recovering at Gwyneth’s estate. You know the one with the work out studio right beside the apple orchard? Madge’s people are blaming the paps claiming that some dude By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:17 am
Famewhores Madonna and Mercy This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 08:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna, Masturbation, and the Mighty Opes Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 04:48 am
Smutty Surgery Not fighting it? Is it possible that Madonna, after her setback in Malawi, has decided to stop fighting the 50? She’s back in London now, still appealing the court’s decision, out for dinner the 2nd night in a row, looking about as natural as she’s looked in a while. And By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 01:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna adoption: compare and contrast Reference materials: People.com article about Madonna’s Malawi adoption attempt – click here. Us Weekly version of the same event – click here. The child’s name is Mercy James. Madonna showed up in court today in Malawi but the ruling was delayed til Friday. Mercy’s grandmother thinks the big By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Look out Jolie! Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 05:41 am
Bitch please Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel? Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 06:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Back from a break And we needed one from her, non? I did. Anne Hathaway was front and centre all through awards season. After Oscar she disappeared for a few weeks, resurfacing last night at the Valentino event, seated on the other side of the designer who – photo assumption! – seemed to be more interested By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 06:58 am
BFFs With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. And of course By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 03:24 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s low membership GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 04:47 am
Gorgessity The Mother of Jesus Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 08:17 am
