BFFs Madge and If You Seek Amy Britney played New York last night – a sold out show that attracted even Madonna. Her Madgesty went into a private box and did not stay for the encore. She was observed to be “smirking” when she left. Madonna’s tour director Jamie King also worked on Circus. Wonder if she By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 06:05 am
Assy Style Midlife Madonna designs for douches You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:33 am
Twats You wish bitch Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!!! You know why? They dressed several young Hollywood women as famous icons… The By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 06:35 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscar Snub: Sean Penn You've been emailing about this today: Sean Penn having no time for his wife Robin Wright despite the fact that she seemed overcome by his win. At one point the Academy featured a really sweet camera angle of him in profile with her face in the background...only By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 07:09 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Why she loves Jesus A photoshoot for W Magazine shot in Rio – this is supposedly where Madonna met Jesus and she’s brought him home. You’ll recall she and Jesus Luz were papped together last week prompting even more speculation that he’s replaced the ‘roid monkey Alex Rodriguez. F-cking loser. But…you By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madge & Jesus Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:32 am
Quiveration SAG Best Couple: Sean Penn Forget Robin’s saggy sateeny dress. It’s unflattering yes. But they look great together. Whatever holds it together. And it’s HIM. Sean Penn is all sex. There was never a question as to why he’s the love of Madonna’s life. Of course he was. The danger. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:24 am
Gwyneth Paltrow New York GOOPy This week’s brilliant GOOP apparently features my Gwyneth’s favourite NYC restaurants. Like that hasn’t already been exhausted to death. It’s next week however that’s the juicy one. I’m waiting with breathless anticipation. If you are a GOOPy member, you must send it to me By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 07:44 am
Hook Ups Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 05:24 am
Break Ups What happened to… It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 06:57 am
Break Ups Close to home Coldplay performed at the O2 this weekend – photos attached. The band is staying close to home over the holidays, touring the UK and then breaking just before Christmas for almost two months. Which means Chris and Gwyneth can work on their marriage… just in time. Chris’s professional life is By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 01:36 am
Jock Smut Just friends…who f-ck? Alex Rodriguez opened up for the first time about Madonna exclusively to People Magazine. Of course. "I have a lot of respect for her. She's very committed to making the world a better place. She's had an amazing career, and we're friends. That& By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 02:55 am
BFFs Getting Gwyneth’s body You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 03:32 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone No veins, much younger Madonna’s ads for Louis Vuitton – she looks great. No bulging muscles, no veins, no close ups on those weird ass cheek bones… Steven Meisel shot this campaign and having worked with her before, clearly he knows how to draw out her best, giving us a softer, younger, beautiful Madge. By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 03:00 am
Break Ups The Happy Exes Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 05:25 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Mushy Madge?!?!? Who ARE you? Been saying it for weeks. I don’t get it. I don’t get what Madonna sees in Alex Rodriguez. He’s a fecking LOSER. But clearly we’re missing something. Or clearly her yearning for youth is clouding her judgment. Because our Madge is not only By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 05:20 am
