Break Ups Softening Madge The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 05:03 am
BFFs GOOPy approves… Of ARod? But he’s not British! WTF? At the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening on Friday night – the developers spent a billion dollars renovating the hotel and, judging from the guest list, spent part of that on celebrity attendees. Even my Gwyneth showed up, lowering herself to share a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:04 am
Famewhores It worked! Not too long ago, Madonna told Elle Magazine that "Posh and Becks are much more interesting (than me and Guy). “ Not too long ago, Victoria Beckham told Madonna she wanted to be her friend by getting photographed in a Madonna t shirt. Nothing exists in Posh’s world without By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 03:33 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried and Pipsqueak for Her Madgesty Britney came out before he did. As expected, during Human Nature. Wasn’t a real performance – some grooving, sang a few bars towards the end – but according to everyone I’ve spoken with, her presence was waaaay more hype. It’s Britney, bitch…which is what she said, but only By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:57 am
Britney Spears All three? Together? Madge plays Dodgers Stadium LA on Thursday night. Allow me a little boast – as I first reported on Monday rumours were circulating that Britney or Justin Timberlake could be joining her. Pip seemed like the surer bet. But Ryan Seacrest just announced on the radio that it could be BOTH! By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 01:52 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Centrefold Britney’s Circus album cover was released on Friday while we were catching the ferry. Aside from the superfans, the consensus has been that the photoshopping is highly underwhelming. Don’t mind the cheesy cheap feel but what’s unsettling about it, for me at least, is that the gauzy, By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 01:29 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna sneaking around This thing with ARod… it’s baffling. So Page Six is reporting that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have enlisted the services of their wealthy friends to help them spend time together undercover. On October 21, ARod supposedly boarded a helicopter from New York that took him to the Hamptons where By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 03:17 am
Break Ups Guy’s Boys He went out to a gallery last night with RDJ and Jude Law – male bonding as a release after a long day’s work on set. As I mentioned yesterday, here in London, it’s pro-Guy all the way. The classic obnoxious American superstar and the unassuming, low key, middle By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 05:06 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The GOOPy travelling mom Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags. Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion. Here in London though By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:52 am
Break Ups Her Madgesty’s usurper Us Weekly is reporting that Guy Ritchie has tossed off Madonna for this woman - Kelly Reilly, an actress in his Sherlock Holmes. She’s, like, half Madge’s age. Oh snappy snaps! She’s attractive, this Kelly. But she’s brave. She’s brave to move in on the By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:03 pm
Break Ups Hello Canada: Madonna’s sad ending This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:47 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy Team Madge My Gwyneth dragged her skinny sanctimonious little ass out in the rain last night to promote her new film Two Lovers at the London Film Festival again without Joaquin Phoenix who hasn’t been seen in ages and no one seems to want to talk about it. Oh it’s By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:06 am
Break Ups War on Madge As you know, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is being played out publicly on an hourly basis in the UK tabloids. Conflicting reports are being released every day – some in favour of Madonna but most in favour of Guy: that she’s a control freak, that there’s no tv By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:03 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Tabloid Wars: People vs Madge People Magazine, as you know, is essentially a celebrity promotional vehicle, where publicists go to get their messages across knowing that they’ll be printed, even if it’s full of sh*t …which is most often the case. Back in the summer, when Madonna controversy was raging over Alex By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 12:35 pm
Break Ups Not even divorce… Can stop the show. While others would have cancelled citing a variety of excuses, like feeling fat, or migraines, or fried chicken laziness, Madonna took it back to the stage last night in Boston, her infamous emotional fortitude not shaken by divorce - a true, driven, control freak professional to By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 02:49 am
Break Ups Split Speculation They say there's a 7 year curse. Madonna and Guy couldn't get past 7. I'm arriving at 7 on November 2nd. Scary. Anyway, already rumours are swirling about the split. And Jennifer Aniston is right pissed that yet again, someone else is usurping her By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 05:06 am
