Jude Law Polka Dot Watson! Today in London at a press conference announcing production on Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr , Guy Richie confirmed the last piece of the puzzle. Who’s Watson? None other than the polka dot dandy Jude Law! It’ll be a boost for Jude’s career. He’s broke (in By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 07:11 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Weed Lips It’s not just liquor that loosens the lips. If you’re lucky enough to not react with vomit to pot, perhaps you can weigh in: does weed make you chatty? Apparently it makes James Franco chatty. In an interview with Out Magazine about his new film Milk with Sean By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 04:31 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Just stretching? I worked out every day during TIFF Wednesday to Sunday and felt like I was going to die. Have not done anything all week. Am happy. Although I'll pay for it when I get back to Hayley my trainer in Vancouver. But this is Madonna today, after a By Lainey • Sep 12, 2008 07:47 am
Beyoncé B’s Iconic Ambitions Beyonce on the cover of the new Marie Claire UK with a tiny little waist and inside the pages of the magazine again with a tiny little waist. She concedes though, unlike those other lying skinny bitches, that it’s hard work balancing those curves, insisting before arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 08:46 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone They Don’t Practise First let me get this off my chest: I want her hair. And while many of you have been kind to send your tips, I’ve tried… and it’s impossible. The Chinese won’t bend that way. A heavily made-up Madonna accompanied Guy Ritchie last night to the London By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:19 am
Britney Spears Her Madgesty entertains Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Her body – sick and By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:08 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone No Rest for the 50 Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage and more adoptions. Cutest detail? Lourdes serenaded her mother on By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 05:01 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Hot Guy makes a mistake Guy Ritchie is a sexy beast. And he was a solo sexy beast yesterday at Comic-Con promoting RocknRolla with cast members including bloaty Gerry and the Piv. Guy also took the time to make assurances that his marriage is fine “as far as (he’s) aware of”. Now there’s By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 04:55 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone All of Madge’s Mouthpieces As you know, Madonna has been under fire for a month. Plagued by reports of a marriage in turmoil, her brother selling her out with a lame ass biography, and allegations of an emotional affair with Alex Rodriguez, she has tried watering down the claims through her long time publicist By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 08:20 am
Break Ups Madge"s Family Weekend Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 01:41 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried in an elevator Britney has completed her segment for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour – word is she thrashes around like a crazy person in an elevator and says defiantly to camera at the end: It’s Britney, bitch…which, if true, is kinda lame ass recycled. The good news – by all accounts By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:12 am
Cheating Loins Her Madgesty’s Stalker? It started out that they’re having an affair. Now it just sounds like Madonna has a stalker. And his name is Alex Rodriguez. Loser! Us Weekly blew open the story last week, the first to report on A-Rod’s surprising friendship with the Madge. From there it’s been By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 08:31 am
Cheating Loins Madge Makes Chicken Fried Smile Britney was supposed to shoot a video montage for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour yesterday but due to set delays the shoot will take place today instead. Just as well…the technical glitch gave her a chance to get her hair fixed. And it almost looks real. Here’s By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:03 am
BFFs Stand by the Madge My Gwyneth, followed by baby David Banda and his nanny, showed up yesterday at Madonna’s apartment for a visit and some girl support. Maybe even a tongue kiss. According to the tell-all being peddled by her brother, Madge and Gwyneth necked one night in front of a roomful of By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 03:12 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sticky & Sweet! Madonna is saving Britney! Rumours were swirling that Chicken Fried Stupid would be appearing on tour with Her Madgesty… clarification: Britney has taped a piece that will run during Madge’s Sticky & Sweet tour kicking off August 23 in Cardiff. The segment was shot yesterday, the two were together By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 08:22 am
Cheating Loins Her Madgesty the Homewrecker? The Madonna/A-Rod situation is getting out of control. Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, will reportedly file for divorce this morning in Miami and her attorney is already on the offensive, characterising A-Rod as a chronic philanderer, abusively unfaithful, and insisting that the Yankee third baseman is indeed having an affair By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 02:24 am
