Break Ups Guy’s Green Hat Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 03:31 am
Break Ups Madge in control It doesn’t matter that they came to the brink. And it doesn’t matter that she met with Fiona Shackleton. What matters now is that Madonna is controlling the message. And the message right now is that Guy Ritchie was summoned to her side for damage control, and that By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 03:22 am
Break Ups For A-Rod? Really? Him? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has been making clandestine visits up to Madonna’s New York apartment suggesting that a romance with A-Rod is what’s driving her to leave Guy Ritchie. The evidence? Jack McCoy would say it’s very circumstantial: Rodriguez was seen at By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 04:52 am
Break Ups Silent Liz As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. The same report is suggesting that Madge may have By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 04:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession David Banda at the ball game! Madonna took her kids to the Yankee game yesterday – David Banda came along too! He’s a cutie, non? Madge was there with some friends, probably a nanny, her bodyguards, and her manager Guy Oseary… but no Guy Ritchie. She is said to be cranking it up hardcore in preparation By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 07:36 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Lola’s Time is Coming The last time I wrote about Lourdes Leon I noted that she wants it. She’s tasted it next to her mother, and she will hunger for it in no time…if not already. Madonna gave an exclusive interview to Hello Canada and was asked about her daughter’s aspirations. By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 05:29 am
Break Ups Something to Celebrate? Guy Ritchie hit up the Whiskey Mist Bar in Mayfair last night looking buoyed and surprisingly upbeat for someone at the centre of a divorce rumour. Then again, if it’s true that Madge married him without a pre-nup, of course he’d be chuffed as they say. Madonna’s By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 03:11 am
Break Ups Her Madgesty’s Divorce? Holy Moly is reporting exclusively that Madonna met with kick ass divorce lawyer Nicholas Mostyn QC several days ago and has initiated divorce proceedings. This falls in line with what I reported back in March - that the marriage was over ages ago and would be officially over once the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 02:07 am
BFFs Madge & Gwyneth matching blonde and black My Gwyneth and her BFF Madonna had dinner at Nobu last night with matching blonde waves almost the same length and black from head to toe. The two had much to talk about. There is also much to celebrate. As you know, Madge finalised the adoption of Baby David Banda By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:56 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone How Madge Moves Fifteen minutes before Madonna arrived on the carpet her personal trainer hustled in with some other dude pulling a glossy suitcase behind him. Now that"s preparation. Amazing. Guy was lingering around in a corner waiting for her too. Then they cleared everyone but security and her entourage from By Lainey • May 23, 2008 06:14 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge and Gay Reeshay They just arrived. Guy is with her. He"s f*cking hot. But if we"re going to play body language assumption, it just doesn"t feel right. Posing together is almost perfunctory. Or maybe that"s because I"ve just spent a week quivering By Lainey • May 21, 2008 06:32 am
Quiveration Madge & JT NYC Enough with the comments that she could be his mother. The point is, she could be his mother but she can still match him groove for groove. And she can also kick his ass. As for the griping about the dirty dancing – watch it for yourself. There’s dancing, yes. By Lainey • May 01, 2008 03:41 am
BFFs GP GQ Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the new British GQ,like Miley Cyrus, draped in a sheet. Except my Gwynnie’s not a minor. As you can see… Gwyneth looks gorgeous, continuing along the same short skirt sexpot theme she’s been working during promotion for Iron Man. In the By Lainey • Apr 28, 2008 08:06 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge Messianic Soon enough celebrities and evangelists will be one and the same. Madonna is speaking like it already. She sat down with Ann Curry on The Today Show – also a favourite of Angelina Jolie – to discuss her new album and her new movie I Am Because We Are. At one point, By Lainey • Apr 25, 2008 05:11 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Like 30 Admit it. She looks amazing. She looks like she’s 30. She looks like she could live forever. Knowing Madonna, she’ll probably find a way to do that. Here she is tonight premiering her movie I Am Because We Are at the Tribeca Film Festival tonight in New York By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 01:59 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn Returns to Cannes? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both had projects premiering at Cannes last year and their arrival totally made the festival, leaving all of us who were lucky enough to be there publicly aroused by their Pitt Porn. Click here for a refresher. And there could be a repeat! Cannes kicks By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:47 am
