Break Ups Something to Celebrate? Guy Ritchie hit up the Whiskey Mist Bar in Mayfair last night looking buoyed and surprisingly upbeat for someone at the centre of a divorce rumour. Then again, if it’s true that Madge married him without a pre-nup, of course he’d be chuffed as they say. Madonna’s By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 03:11 am
Break Ups Her Madgesty’s Divorce? Holy Moly is reporting exclusively that Madonna met with kick ass divorce lawyer Nicholas Mostyn QC several days ago and has initiated divorce proceedings. This falls in line with what I reported back in March - that the marriage was over ages ago and would be officially over once the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 02:07 am
BFFs Madge & Gwyneth matching blonde and black My Gwyneth and her BFF Madonna had dinner at Nobu last night with matching blonde waves almost the same length and black from head to toe. The two had much to talk about. There is also much to celebrate. As you know, Madge finalised the adoption of Baby David Banda By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:56 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone How Madge Moves Fifteen minutes before Madonna arrived on the carpet her personal trainer hustled in with some other dude pulling a glossy suitcase behind him. Now that"s preparation. Amazing. Guy was lingering around in a corner waiting for her too. Then they cleared everyone but security and her entourage from By Lainey • May 23, 2008 06:14 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge and Gay Reeshay They just arrived. Guy is with her. He"s f*cking hot. But if we"re going to play body language assumption, it just doesn"t feel right. Posing together is almost perfunctory. Or maybe that"s because I"ve just spent a week quivering By Lainey • May 21, 2008 06:32 am
Quiveration Madge & JT NYC Enough with the comments that she could be his mother. The point is, she could be his mother but she can still match him groove for groove. And she can also kick his ass. As for the griping about the dirty dancing – watch it for yourself. There’s dancing, yes. By Lainey • May 01, 2008 03:41 am
BFFs GP GQ Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the new British GQ,like Miley Cyrus, draped in a sheet. Except my Gwynnie’s not a minor. As you can see… Gwyneth looks gorgeous, continuing along the same short skirt sexpot theme she’s been working during promotion for Iron Man. In the By Lainey • Apr 28, 2008 08:06 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge Messianic Soon enough celebrities and evangelists will be one and the same. Madonna is speaking like it already. She sat down with Ann Curry on The Today Show – also a favourite of Angelina Jolie – to discuss her new album and her new movie I Am Because We Are. At one point, By Lainey • Apr 25, 2008 05:11 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Like 30 Admit it. She looks amazing. She looks like she’s 30. She looks like she could live forever. Knowing Madonna, she’ll probably find a way to do that. Here she is tonight premiering her movie I Am Because We Are at the Tribeca Film Festival tonight in New York By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 01:59 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn Returns to Cannes? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both had projects premiering at Cannes last year and their arrival totally made the festival, leaving all of us who were lucky enough to be there publicly aroused by their Pitt Porn. Click here for a refresher. And there could be a repeat! Cannes kicks By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:47 am
Xenu Smut Madge Pities the Midge Only Madonna. Only Madonna could attack Tom’s virility under the guise of sympathy. Madge gave an interview to New York Magazine and defended Tom Cruise’s scientological fanaticism by comparing him to starving orphans in Africa: "He is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:29 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Have some Kabbalah with your Yoga? Oh the lives of the super elite. Madonna’s inner circle. My Gwyneth is good enough for Madonna’s inner circle. And of course a Beatle spawn too. Wonder if Madge is coming at recruitment from the side door… Gwyneth has suddenly started working out with Her Madgesty and her By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 08:18 am
Demi Moore 50 vs 50 Sharon Stone and Madonna were both born in 1958 – 50 years old this year. Who looks better? I’m fence-sitting this one out. Both are pretty fierce, although Sharon might be a little more postal. Here she is in Paris shopping with her dog today. She wears black jeans better By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 08:10 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge on Sex, Becks, and Face Another cover – Madonna is hittin’ hard to promote Hard Candy and after all these years, she is still interesting in an interview. New issue of UK Elle, Madonna discusses her marriage, her children, and her face, and as you would expect, is always good for a sound bite. Love that’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:59 am
Britney Spears Madge Can Control Everything The Madonna interview with Vanity Fair… First – her images. She looks amazing. Look at that ass. Don’t tell me that ass is photoshopped. You KNOW her ass is tight. Yes… that tight. And then there’s the interview. Madonna the artist, Madonna the visionary, Madonna the preacher, blah blah By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 04:32 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna’s Achilles Heel At first glance it sounds like a bullsh*t story – Madonna wants to remake Casablanca – particularly because it’s coming from the UK. But then again… for all her brilliance when it comes to music making, as entertaining as she is on stage – dancing and singing – and as incomparable as By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:35 am
