Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Future Mrs Beckham Brooklyn Beckham, that is. Madonna is in Malawi making the world a better place – fantastic. But Check out mom and Lola in matching fatigues – total gorgessity, non? Man I feel old. She’s 10 already – a decade of Madonna the Mother. In another decade, she’ll be dating… so can By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Madonna to Malawi, Madonna & Grace? She’s headed back to Malawi – official reason is because she is “overseeing the building of a children"s health care center” but gossip is already swirling about her intentions to adopt another child. This time a 3 year old girl called Grace. Funny that. Isn’t the newly By Lainey • Apr 13, 2007 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak: someone new to blame Let’s recap, shall we? Little Pip performed at the Grammys this year. The ratings for the show were solid. Which, really, when you think about it, is the sole purpose for inviting acts that can draw a crowd and make the event as stellar as it can be. But By Lainey • Apr 11, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Gwyneth: Her Fabulous Life, Her Famous Friends Are you rolling your eyes? Of course you"re rolling your eyes. Would a discussion about Gwyneth really be a discussion about Gwyneth if you weren"t rolling your eyes? Gwyneth in Spanish Vogue looking lovelier than she has in ages and waxing ad nauseum about her privileged By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth’s Oscar Date Gwyneth’s Oscar Date I know you love to hate her. Now you can hate her even more. So you know my best friend’s Red Carpet Policy, right? She refuses to walk it with Chris, she refuses to put her relationship on display, she refuses even to say his By Lainey • Feb 28, 2007 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Daily Quiveration: Becks shirtless and humping I remember seeing Truth or Dare for the first time – Madonna’s documentary about her Blonde Ambition tour stocked with the hottest gayest (save one…what happened to Oliver anyway?) dancers, like, ever. At one point, two of them giv’er. They were playing – what else – Truth or Dare and By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed! F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
Kylie Minogue Kylie & Sophia: Better off Single Sort of. Sophia Bush is actually with a new man but the point is she is no longer married to that dumb punk f&ck Chad Michael Murray whose acting range consists only of squinting and smiling out the side of his mouth which is why, like Ryan Phillippe, By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Pimps Rehab I’m not kidding you. Dina Lohan has invited Entertainment Tonight with her on her trip from NYC to LA “to reunite with Lindsay in rehab.” Call me Cruise but even I didn’t think that bitch was this greedy. Her “reasoning”: Dina wants to stop the “madness and the By Lainey • Feb 01, 2007 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone The Family Madge for the Cameras Amid widespread speculation that her marriage is in trouble, Madonna trotted out the husband and the children last night in London for the premiere of Arthur and the Invisibles. But first… Rocco kills me – do you love him or what? I love him. And remember, 15 years from now, wait By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The Daily Gorgessity: My Gwyneth at Sundance UPDATE: Some of you have written to say that baby is NOT Moses. Evidently because of the pink shoes. Regardless - given that it might not be her child - doesn"t that make her expression that much more...entertaining? Regularly scheduled progamming below... When my eTalk producer Laura By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Sacha Baron Cohen: the Voice of Hotness It’s rare to hear him not talking about Sexytime and attacking gypsies and Jews and exclaiming Wawaweewa, or bigging up bouyakasha respeck the virtues of his mum’s poom poom bush and assuring us he doesn’t like it up the bati – or as he says “bah-ee). In fact, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Gwen Stefani Madge gets roughneck Madonna showed up at the British Comedy Awards last night and things got a little testy when Jonathan Ross, her co-presenter, crossed the line with this tasteless jibe: “Congratulations on your lovely little black baby, David" which elicited an amused response. Not to be outdone however, Madonna replied: " By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge Controlling, Guy Enraged? The UK Mirror is reporting that a romantic dinner turned into a nasty argument the other night when the Ritchies went out for dinner. According to witnesses at the restaurant, Guy berated his wife for being too “controlling”, and refused to hear a word otherwise, raising his voice and talking By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Miami Vice Exclusive Giveaway –the winners It’s a dead heat. Half of you think Britney is the greater trainwreck, the other half Lindsay. The winners and their positions below, don’t forget there’s the Desperate Giveaway that closes on Saturday, and another exclusive offer later today, with Runway coming next week. Oh and one By Lainey • Dec 01, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney, Paris, Billboard, Backlash Where to begin? How about the cover of the new Us Weekly - Janice Min’s clever team is calling it a “dangerous” new friendship, openly questioning the effect of it on her children. And then there are the reports of missed recording sessions…according to the UK Daily Mail, By Lainey • Nov 29, 2006 07:00 am
