Douchebags Winning back Australia After spending part of last week in LA to celebrate daughter Lily Rose’s 16th birthday, Johnny Depp has returned to Australia to resume work on Pirates 5. Apparently authorities held him and Amber Heard on his private jet for an hour to search the aircraft to go through their By Lainey • Jun 02, 2015 10:20 am
Dumbass Henry Cavill got dumped By his investors, that is. Cavill was slated to star in the blatant Bond knock-off Stratton, in which he was to play an embattled MI5 agent who is the world's last hope against corruption or conspiracy or crab monsters or whatever. The movie was supposed to start By Sarah • Jun 02, 2015 10:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Cruise & Landry Here are a selection of photos of Tom Cruise the last few days in Atlanta working on Mena, including a few of Jesse Plemons, aka Landry. Because Crucifictorius forever. And why would he ever want to get away from the character for whom so many of us have so much By Lainey • Jun 01, 2015 04:18 pm
Media Manipulation Update: Chris Pratt is still pretty great The Jurassic World press tour is fully engaged in advance of the movie's open this weekend, which means that Chris Pratt, the Internet's new boyfriend, is out and about, doing his duty as the face of this would-be franchise. So far, he's doing By Sarah • Jun 01, 2015 11:05 am
TV Updates Cookie is the Critics’ Choice Taraji P Henson was named Best Actress in a Drama Series last night at the Critics’ Choice TV Awards. As you know, Empire was arguably the most successful series premiere of the season. And the critics have been quick to honour new talent and creativity – they were the first (and By Lainey • Jun 01, 2015 09:49 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tami Taylor and the stoners A red band trailer for American Ultra, starring Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart, has been released. And it opens with the “n” word. I want to start there because if I don’t start there, it minimises the offence. And it becomes an afterthought. Which, it shouldn’t be an By Lainey • May 28, 2015 03:44 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Strange gets SWINTON-ed In a bit of news beamed straight to us from outer space, Tilda Motherf*cking Swinton is in talks with Marvel to appear in Dr. Strange as Dr. Stephen Strange’s mentor, the Ancient One. Dr. Strange is, of course, being played by Brambles Crumplesnort, King of the Reptiloids of By Sarah • May 28, 2015 12:06 pm
Style Rachel & Emma no Bradley Rachel McAdams and Emma Stone joined director Cameron Crowe at the premiere of Aloha in LA last night. Bradley Cooper’s doing The Elephant Man every night in London so he couldn’t be there. But… do you miss him when these two women are around? I don’t. Aloha By Lainey • May 28, 2015 11:14 am
Media Manipulation Warner Brothers/DC bags their first Chris For years Marvel has dominated the market of white actors named Chris, building a veritable Chris army with the likes of Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt. But now Warner Brothers/DC is striking back, claiming a Chris of their own—Chris Pine, who is negotiating to co-star By Sarah • May 28, 2015 10:43 am
Bad Style Did this look different in his mirror? Jude Law loves a deep V. And a low scoop neck. Going through an airport, I get it. Meeting friends for brunch, sure. Here? Underneath a white-lined velvet jacket? I don’t understand this. I don’t know that anyone else but Jude thinks this looks good. If I By Lainey • May 27, 2015 03:58 pm
Media Manipulation Tom Cruise in the 70s Tom Cruise is trying to make orange his colour in Georgia on the set of Mena today. I’m not sure if he’s also trying, unsuccessfully, to make himself Jon Hamm in the pants. Probably just a handkerchief. In other Tom news, remember what I said about how he By Lainey • May 27, 2015 11:33 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Point Break remake is the dumbest thing on Earth I am not in favor of a Point Break remake, since Point Break is already a f*cking masterpiece of dumbass cinema. It’s the perfect combination of a stupid as sh*t idea and Kathryn Bigelow’s technical mastery behind the camera, starring Peak Patrick Swayze and Rising Keanu By Sarah • May 27, 2015 10:12 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Ryan Gosling & Feminist Mad Max Ryan Gosling was photographed yesterday in Hollywood, apparently on break from shooting The Big Short in New Orleans. He looks really good here. Last time I posted pictures of him he had dark hair (click here for a refresher) and I still haven’t washed the bad flavour away yet. By Lainey • May 27, 2015 09:50 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Australia REALLY hates Johnny Depp Johnny Depp and Amber Heard left Australia yesterday – click here to see shots of them trying to avoid paps in their car on the way to their private jet. Earlier in the day, the Australian senate held a meeting to decide whether or not he would be charged for violating By Lainey • May 26, 2015 03:59 pm
Maple Leaf Rachel at the wedding There was a screening for Southpaw in Cannes on Friday. And some reported that Rachel McAdams was there alongside Jake Gyllenhaal. But on Saturday she was in Muskoka, 2 or so hours outside of Toronto, for her sister Kayleen’s wedding. Pretty sure, given how close she is to her By Lainey • May 26, 2015 01:30 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews World War Z determined to break my heart even more World War Z is one of my favorite books. It’s brilliant, not just as a piece of genre fiction but as socio-political satire. The movie version starring Brad Pitt which was released in 2013 is an abomination and no recent movie has broken my heart the way that By Sarah • May 26, 2015 12:45 pm
