Girly Throw Downs Oscar Apocalypse It is surely the apocalypse, because here I sit, in front of pictures of Natalie Portman, and I feel...fine. I have no rants here. Are you still there? I don't know what to say, almost. I like the dress. Not on everyone, not to every event, but By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 03:25 pm
Lifestyle NY Fashion Week: Rodarte Fall 2012 Natalie Portman showed up at this show today looking very young and very pretty and more stylish than we’ve seen her in a long time and definitely since before last year’s Oscars when she started dressing for the MiniVan on the carpets. Keira Knightley and Saoirse Ronan in By Lainey • Feb 14, 2012 04:31 pm
B-tchFace I did you a favour, SAGs That was her expression, wasn’t it? As she stalked across the stage to present the award for Best Actor, a look of impatience and exasperation on her face, like it was such a f-cking inconvenience to be there, Natalie Portman was basically telling the Screen Actors Guild that they’ By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 12:32 pm
Assy Style GG Worst Dressed: Natalie Portman No imagination. No creativity. I don’t care that it was Lanvin. Go to a mid-range department store right now, head for the evening wear section and you’ll find this dress in various shades of peach and mahogany, definitely black, and most certainly red. Maybe not such an full By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 05:23 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews It’s hard out there for a female director A couple months ago, Marvel Studios announced that Patty Jenkins, director of Monster, would be in charge of Thor 2, which was very exciting as it was only the second time a woman would be in charge of a superhero tent pole project (Lexi Alexander was the first to do By Sarah • Dec 15, 2011 11:20 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Natalie Portman takes over from Taupe I used to think Taupe Jennifer Garner had the worst mother style, like, ever. Please click here if you need a refresher. Goddamn that sh-t was bad. And then this weekend Natalie Portman stepped out with her baby and her baby father and this is what happened. Heinous, right? Here By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 08:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Natalie Portman – Worst Everything Ever Written by Duana “Um, well, first of all, I don’t know the sex of my child”. Ugh. And then again, ugh. I’m going to try to rein in my rage and let it slowly build rather than unleash it all at you, unsuspecting, in one go. But I By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 10:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnant in virgin white Written by Duana There’s a thing that happens wherein people talk about how glamorous our mothers looked when they were pregnant, and lament that people are now wear leggings and so forth. That’s half due, I suspect, to the fact that depending on how old you are, your By Lainey • Feb 25, 2011 05:08 am
Gorgessity The Black Swan & Sofia Coppola It was announced a couple of months ago that Natalie Portman is the new face of Miss Dior Cherie. Her topless kitten ad is below. Now the commercial, directed by Sofia Coppola, has been released online. Her face is exquisite. Beautiful lighting. Typical Coppola atmosphere. But what’s it lacking? By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 08:07 am
Natalie Portman Straddling Oscar weekend Like there’s not enough on his plate. James Franco has been nominated for an Oscar for his work in 127 Hours. He’s also hosting the Oscars on Sunday February 27th. That Friday he’s back on General Hospital reprising his role as performance artist “Franco”. He also appears By Lainey • Feb 11, 2011 08:52 am
B-tchFace Pregnancy BitchFace Woah! Does everything get more concentrated when you’re expecting? My friends say that senses are heightened, everything is felt more acutely, and, judging from Natalie Portman, even BitchFace gets more intense. That right there could rival Jessica Seinfeld. That right there might even take down Jessica Seinfeld. That right By Lainey • Feb 10, 2011 06:35 am
Douchebags The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 05:19 am
Assy Style SAG Possessed Bride: Winona Ryder Why is my girl so crazy? Half the time she looks, like, stunned to be there. And it’s not like Winona Ryder is a stranger to these occasions. Quite the opposite, in fact. Winona should be very familiar with an awards season. But it’s still like a caged By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 03:48 am
Hook Ups SAG Black Swans: Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis Natalie Portman did nothing annoying last night. Ok maybe her clapping. But even I can concede that that’s really, really stretching. She looked lovely, her womb did not inform her acceptance speech, and I have to say I quite enjoyed the attitude she was throwing at Giuliana Rancic during By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 01:47 am
Amazingness I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL…again Finally had a chance to watch the Newsweek Actor Roundtable. I love these videos. But they’re an investment. If you do have an hour at lunch, or at home later though, I promise it’s more worth your while than most talk show interviews. Because it’s not so By Lainey • Jan 26, 2011 03:41 am
Media Manipulation Oscar campaigning Pt 4: Personal Appearances Written by Sarah This is a final part of a four part series. Click here for part one. Click here for part two. Click here for part three The subtlest and grossest aspect of the Oscar campaign is personal appearances and the sort of f*ckery stars on the campaign By Lainey • Jan 24, 2011 03:43 am
