Smutty Surgery Mousey Granny! Here are Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth shooting The Railway Man in Perth. I quite like her with brown hair. It softens all that sh-t she’s done to her face even though, from this distance, and in a blurry shot, that third upper lip is as bloated as ever. By Lainey • May 01, 2012 12:51 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom Cruise is my Rainier Tom Cruise is really, really good at going super stealth undercover. Not unlike Johnny Depp. And the Brange. When he doesn’t want to be found, he will not be found. I wonder why his wife takes a different approach. There are several possible answers, of course, but I haven’ By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 04:35 pm
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze Grace I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe By Sarah • Apr 09, 2012 10:16 am
Smutty Surgery No gloves for Granny We discussed it in reference to Madonna and SJP earlier this year. Click here and here for articles on Hand Shame. What happens when the hands don’t match the face? At the time I wondered about Hand Surgery. Apparently they do in fact offer it. It’s called Hand By Lainey • Apr 02, 2012 03:12 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole and nude underlay Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross. Did you miss Nicole at the By Lainey • Feb 29, 2012 10:53 am
Girlcrushes Best Starmaking Moment - with a side of Deja Vu: Emma Stone There are stars, and then there are stars, you know? Even though Emma Stone's had a good few years and a REALLY good 2011, she hasn't had that defining role... yet. The one everyone remembers as equal parts incredible acting and indelibly her. I'm By Duana • Feb 27, 2012 02:33 pm
Style Not a bad judging panel Tropfest happened in Australia this past weekend. It’s the biggest short film festival in the world. On the judges panel this year: three Oscar winners - Cate Blanchett, Nicole Kidman, and Geoffrey Rush - and Toni Collette, Oscar nominee and Emmy and Golden Globe Awards recipient. Total amateurs, right? By Lainey • Feb 21, 2012 10:42 am
Lifestyle NY Fashion Week: L’Wren Scott Fall 2012 You know I love capes. There are some really, really beautiful capes happening here. L’Wren Scott dresses Nicole Kidman a lot. Nicole Kidman should wear more capes. By Lainey • Feb 17, 2012 11:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole on the school run It’s Nicole Kidman picking up her Sunday Rose from school in LA yesterday. Her hair looks wet and it’s held back with a clip, like any ordinary mom! Nicole was photographed a couple of days ago with her youngest daughter Faith. See below. SO cute, right? Sunday and By Lainey • Feb 08, 2012 12:20 pm
Bad Style Gran’s big hair Nicole Kidman went out for lunch in LA yesterday looking like a lady of leisure on a housewife show. That...is a lot of volume. Nicole’s next release won’t happen until May on HBO for Hemingway & Gellhorn. No doubt, as is often the case when movie stars By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 11:30 am
Style Lainey’s GG Best Dressed: Nicole Kidman Put Nicole in a room with Madonna (and Jessica Lange) every time and her face actually starts to move. Even Third Lip wasn’t so third lippy last night. But that Versace was her best in a long, long time. You know why? It gave her an hourglass. Nicole is By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 04:31 pm
Girly Throw Downs Please let there be a pap-off Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 04:29 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Third Lip & Giant Head at the CMA Awards I was all hard with anticipation with how great Granny Freeze would look last nightat the CMA Awards since she did such a good job the night before in a Stella McCartney. Cocktease. And ... deflation. Her Jean Paul Gaultier was dramatic in print but the cut... wasn’t entirely imaginative. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:44 am
Style Nicole the night before If this is what Nicole Kidman chose for the night before the CMA Awards, well I can’t wait to see what happens tonight for the event proper because her Stella McCartney for the BMI Country Awards Tuesday evening in Nashville would have worked for a main event. She is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:29 am
Media Manipulation Playing injured Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made their way through LAX on Friday presumably for Nashville, where the CMA Awards are happening on November 9th. Keith is nominated for Entertainer of the Year which I’m told he’s desperate to win, and he was supposed to be performing but his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 10:23 am
Movie Reviews and Previews A handy list of actors who think you’re stupid That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator By Sarah • Nov 07, 2011 10:14 am
