Smutty Surgery The Return of Nicole Kidman’s Face This was the title of an article by respected film critic Lisa Schwarzbaum of Entertainment Weekly in the magazine’s latest issue (December 3). Yes. Entertainment Weekly! Oh it was a bold move, non? Then again, Time Warner and News Corporation have had a testy relationship... What? EW’s parent By Lainey • Nov 29, 2010 05:02 am
Bad Style Gran’s granny pants Maybe they’re not conventional granny pants, but here they just look so weird to me. Is it the angle? In combination with her turned out feet? That’s one thing about Granny Freeze – it’s what she has in common with Britney Spears. For all the elegance in the By Lainey • Nov 17, 2010 08:00 am
Bad Style Gran is so loved These two are begging for an eyeroll. So let’s give them one. Granny Freeze and her husband attended the CMAs last night. As you can see, they could not contain their love for each other, resulting in an embrace in their seats, so moving and profound, that she had By Lainey • Nov 11, 2010 03:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A day with Granny Well not really, maybe a couple of days, but it’s a good snapshot of what the last few have been like, to catch up with our Granny Freeze at “home”, in Nashville. There’s Gran on a run, making sure to stay Hollywood sized even though she’s supposedly By Lainey • Oct 06, 2010 08:13 am
Smutty Surgery Presidential Freeze Rabbit Hole screened here at TIFF on Monday to largely positive reviews, many saying it’s Nicole Kidman’s best film in a few years. Well that’s encouraging. Because as I’ve always said, despite my disdain for the marbleisation of her face, I do enjoy Gran’s acting. By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 08:42 am
Drama Drama Queen remembers his bank account Yesterday during the live blog – click here if you missed it – we talked about why Nicolas Cage dropped out of Trespass with Nicole Kidman, buggering off on holiday and leaving an entire production in disarray. However I noted at the time that: “There's also a sense that he By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 07:47 am
Smutty Surgery Granny green and red Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman showed up at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association annual installation luncheon yesterday with red hair in a green dress and the bottom lip freshly inflated. The top lip however is missing its flaps. You know those two bits of flesh that ooze out from either side By Lainey • Jul 29, 2010 03:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Happy Birthday but not Father’s Day How was your Father’s Day? Did you call your dad? I called my dad in Toronto, promised to take him out for dinner when we’re in town next week, and had dinner last night with Jacek’s dad over proper Polish blood sausages topped off with a cigar. By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 02:56 am
Dumbass Her Birthday > Father’s Day Nicole Kidman is currently in Australia. Her sister Antonia was married a while ago and the celebration is this weekend. Here she is in a sateen jump suit attending a family dinner. Nicole and Sunday Rose made the trip without Keith Urban who is touring. Her birthday is Sunday. The By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 08:24 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Nic & Nic: two people in need Just announced yesterday – a new film called Trespass starring Oscar winners Nicole Kidman and Nicolas Cage, directed by Joel Schumacher, will begin production in August in New Orleans. Something about a husband and wife violently kidnapped only to unravel multiple layers of “betrayal and deception”. So in other words a By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 03:37 am
Smutty Surgery Third Lip gets animated Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night in Nashville. She’s always treated like royalty at these events. And she sat like royalty too, in her prime seat, applauding the performances like they were specifically performed her, very regal in her gold dress, and By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 04:00 am
Keith Urban Third Lip plays golf My golf itch hasn’t kicked in yet. Probably because it’s still very wet in Vancouver and I refuse to play with sh-t all over my ball. But golf is definitely something we’ve been doing together, Jacek and I for years. All summer, sometimes 3 times a week, By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze goes for a hike Gran is in Hawaii shooting Just Go With It with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. This weekend she went for a hike with her staff and Sunday Rose strapped to her back. From this distance, without perfect resolution on the pictures, and therefore no zoom on Third Lip, it’s By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 03:35 am
Jennifer Aniston Granny Freeze joins Jennifer Aniston In Hawaii on the set of Just Go With It. They were apparently rehearsing their hula scene. These shots were taken from quite a distance. And goddamn I can STILL see the sh-t she’s done to her face. It’s an interesting career move for Nicole Kidman. She changed By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 04:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Frozen Yoghurt for Granny Freeze She and Keith Urban were photographed out for froyo yesterday with Sunday Rose in Studio City. Gran is currently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Weird, non? Of course Nicole would never, ever be living in Hollywood it not for the work. What? Of course By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 05:59 am
Jennifer Aniston Career highs for some, career lows for others It depends who it is. Heidi Montag butchered her face and body. Her reward? Montag excitedly tweeted about it the other day. She’s landed a cameo in a movie. And not just any movie. It’s a JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIE. Title: Just Go With It. With Adam Sandler and By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 05:03 am
