Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston: the humble entourage A ten person police escort out of LAX? Click here and see for yourself via TMZ - Jen’s arrival yesterday wasn’t exactly quiet, it wasn’t exactly unattended, but it was definitely absolute chaos. Pappies amazingly alerted in advance to her arrival, a personal swat team alerted in By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes Katie sells, the GMD suppresses Katie Holmes is so wholesome and so appealing, I’m almost willing to buy what she’s selling. Almost. I’d be more inclined to believe this sh-t, however, if HE wasn’t in the picture - with his too tight tapered pants and his need to lead, Tom Cruise By Lainey • Oct 30, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole: the new photo op, the missing wife Although everything you’re reading right now in the weeklies points to Nicole Kidman as a woman behind her man, my sources in Nashville are telling a very different story. Rumour has it, Nicole was allegedly not at his side when he when he entered rehab and according to local By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Defending Demi"s Knees In light of the report today in the UK Daily Mail, perhaps it"s timely to revisit a post from the past - an article I wrote in 2004 after British tabloids first starting yammering about her alleged and expensive cosmetic enhancement. 40 might be the new 30 but By Lainey • Oct 25, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The UNSympathetic Kidman??? No one in Nashville has seen her and even though her new image will likely be again the poor victim, Defamer is reporting that Extra has have video footage of Nicole Kidman going to a movie with a girlfriend at the Arclight on Sunday...just 2 days after Keith Urban By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Keith Urban: Rehab and the Rumours In case you haven"t heard Keith Urban has announced he"s checked into rehab, just one week after the National Enquirer broke the story that he cheated on Nicole Kidman with a porn star 3 months before they were married. His statement was as follows: "I By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Cameron Diaz: the anti Kidman I admire that she hasn"t frozen the sh-t outta her face. It"s not a great face to look at, especially when the makeup comes from Dirty Lohan but at least it moves, at least her eyebrows don"t stretch to the back of her head, By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
Demi Moore Lindsay Lohan: handicapping Oscar She"s still my girl but I"m thinkin" the same explanation behind her pupil pinning is also to blame for the delusions of grandeur. Being tabloid fodder is one thing…but believing that that translates to Oscar gold is another matter entirely. You have to wonder By Lainey • Oct 17, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: the Roman improvement As Borat would say - WAWAWEEWAH. MUCH better than earlier in the day, don"t you think? She looks soft, typical Nicole elegance, and fantastic posture - doesn"t she have fantastic posture? Thing with Nic is that she"s never afraid, being pale and all, to By Lainey • Oct 13, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Keith Urban: The Non-Marital Affair? That"s the story according to this week"s issue of The National Enquirer. And before you snort with disbelief, which I can understand, please remember they"re making an impressive surge these days, with 2 huge coups of late including breaking the Farrah Fawcett cancer story By Lainey • Oct 13, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Salma at 40 Does this look like 40 to you? Definitely not to me. But it does look like a very, very beautiful Salma Hayek at the National Domestic Violence Hotline event on Thursday - so adorable, so endearing, so impassioned…so mystifyingly single. You think George Clooney could handle this? Most of By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett George Clooney & the Freebie Five Finally…right? You know what did me in? There is one photo in the new issue of Vanity Fair (out Wednesday in NYC and LA, next week everywhere else), page 344, I would put it up here but I"d get the Chinese sued outta me so wait 24 By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Daily Double Gorgessity: Gisele & Naomi One long, one little, both fantastic in their own unique respects. First Gisele, spokesmodel for the new AMEX red, five miles of leg on ten miles of gorgessity - absolutely stunning, even if she does have ridiculously large feet. And then Naomi Watts, glammed up for a photo shoot, not By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole"s traveling bump Nicole Kidman arrived in Vancouver late last week with her parents, a holiday in my part of the world, without the highlights, without the paid escort, super casual, and yes…as usual, pointing pappies in the general direction of her tummy, the same tummy we"ve been fixated on By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Most Desperate: Kyra Sedgwick This one really hurts. Because I adore Kyra Sedgwick, I’d never voluntarily utter a negative word against Kyra Sedgwick, and I wish it could have been different, I wish she could have dialled it down just a notch, I wish she hadn’t pulled an SJP trying to pull By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Daily Granny: Nicole Kidman Finally some photographic evidence of Nicole as a mother, shopping and bonding with Isabella. Funny that because I"ve been hearing some very loud sniping about her parental shortcomings of late. Just coincidence, right? But seriously, for all the Botox and the pulling and the scary ass freeze that& By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
