Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart: corsets and hair ties Kristen Stewart and Tom Cruise Jr were in Stockholm today to promote Twilight Eclipse. Thanks God she’s rid herself of that weave. Leave that tacky ass sh-t to Ashley Greene. Love the corset detail on this dress. Love even more the hair tie around her wrist. On a more By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:44 am
Kristen Stewart Twi-Hards victimise Emma Roberts So Emma Roberts was on The Tonight Show the same night as Robert Pattinson. Pattinson actually stayed in the chair for the second interview. I like this. I like a lot of about him this week. Drunk from too much Butterbeer? Anyway, Jay Leno begins his interview with Emma by By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 09:41 am
Girlcrushes The Kristen Stewart Style Book Written by Sarah This is how it’s done when you’re young and you’re fun. After a somewhat rough month in the media—first the Vogue kerfuffle then the controversial comments in Elle thing—Stewart, the actress who is supposed to be so dour and grim, bounced right By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 06:17 am
Gorgessity Good hair, good suit, good interview I have a friend with a permanent hard-on for Robert Pattinson. Several of them actually. But this one in particular, she’s been campaigning to change me, to win me over to the “Rob side” as she calls it. And while my consistent response has been to tell her that By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 06:08 am
Gorgessity Witherspoon & Pattinson: no story here I’m the first to admit we need drama. Love it. Which is why the tabloids will inevitably spin (and probably already have) that Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson are hooking up on the set of Water for Elephants. Because they look happy in these photos taken just before the By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 08:53 am
Style Hair Club for Boys Nine months ago I wrote an article about how all the Hollywood boys were styling themselves the same way. Click here for a refresher. 2010 appears to be all about short and clean where the Hair Club for Boys is concerned. Perhaps they’re all trying to distance themselves from By Lainey • Jun 08, 2010 08:06 am
Gorgessity MTV lame sh-ts kiss The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 03:23 am
Gorgessity Now this I understand As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 08:15 am
Tom Cruise The GMD slaps some boy ass He just wishes it was Robert Pattinson’s. Seen these? For those who haven’t, it’s Tom Cruise reprising his memorable role from Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman in two ads for the upcoming MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th. The first is a play on Risky Business. For By Lainey • May 31, 2010 11:07 am
Gorgessity Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. He's By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:26 am
Robert Pattinson Pretty scum has shorter hair He looks better with shorter hair. But f-ck me this kid cannot wear pants over his mothering hips. It’s Robert Pattinson in LA running errands with a bodyguard. Poor bastard can’t do anything without a bodyguard these days. Those Twi-Hards are too resourceful. After holiday time with Kristen By Lainey • May 17, 2010 04:29 am
Girly Throw Downs Twilight Birthday Drama Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. Twi-Hards are celebrating with a new tattoo. You’ve seen this right? These losers keep denying they’re crazy. And then this sh-t comes out and it illustrates just how. Unfortunately this Twi-Hard holy day hasn’t started out so fortuitously. And now they’ By Lainey • May 13, 2010 06:13 am
Lindsay Lohan She probably started that rumour herself The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other By Lainey • May 06, 2010 09:04 am
Twilight Twilight reshoots for sh-ts and giggles As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:17 am
Twilight It’s beach season in Vancouver And if the world does turn And if London burns I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar I wanna be in a band when I get to heaven Anyone can play guitar And they won't be a nothing anymore Robert Pattinson arrived in Vancouver By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 03:53 am
Assy Style The Eclipse trailer Just got back from the best polo lesson ever and my inbox is full of Twi-Hard. Apparently there’s some drama with the new Eclipse trailer that was just screened on Oprah today..?. I’m not about to break this sh-t down by the second because, well, please, that’s By Lainey • Apr 23, 2010 10:07 am
