Twilight Robert Ronnie Pattinson The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:44 am
Douchebags Emile WHO? Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 03:54 am
Twilight Best of 2009: Belligerate! I was originally planning to write one massive Twi-Hard hatemail post to commemorate their email amazingness over the last year but then new photos of Robert Pattinson emerged today so why not split them up, highlighting some of the best? I wonder if you’ve forgotten some of their gems. By Lainey • Dec 29, 2009 04:20 am
Robert Pattinson Manleggings > Vampires Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson share friends. Last week one of those friends celebrated a birthday. So they all went out. It was loud in the club. Katy and Robert probably leaned in close to talk. All of a sudden it was reported that they must be f-cking. Please. As By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 03:29 am
Best of 2009 Best & Worst 2009: The attempted strangling of RP Worst obviously because those crazy bitches could have hurt him, undeterred by the piss poor security, and best obviously because for those of us who are endlessly amused by the Twi-Hardery, this was some funny sh-t. Many of you were initially skeptical about all that hatemail – when you are sane, By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 11:10 am
Break Ups Uma no Arki… and some real Prime? Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arki (Arpad) Busson. He is the father of Elle Macpherson’s children, is some rich money dude, and is often indistinguishable from Uma’s previous paramour Andre Balazs. Right? And they have the same initials. Cindy Adams was the first to break By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 04:25 am
Twilight Team Bella > Teams Edward & Jacob Twi-Hards will spend their money on Twish-t. And you know it’s hard out there for the print…industry. Which is why you milk it where you can. Entertainment Weekly is featuring 3 covers with the 3 major stars of Twilight New Moon for its new issue with new details By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 06:17 am
Twilight New Moon review SPOILERS AHEAD. MANY SPOILERS. Click here to revisit my Twilight review. For the Twi-Hard who will blindly love it, who will hear no word against it, who will hate the haters while overusing exclamation points, New Moon is for you. If however you are capable of critical thinking…well… it’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 05:31 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Johnny Depp: The Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Johnny isn’t selling this year. But the magazine picked him anyway. And it’s the best choice, on so many levels. Because only Pitt and Clooney (before today) have held the title twice. JD belongs in that league. His selection however actually demonstrates that People Magazine is capable of By Lainey • Nov 18, 2009 01:53 am
Twilight Countdown to the SMA People Magazine will reveal its annual Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow and while many of you have been sending me this cover all day, please know… it’s FAKE. This is NOT THE REAL COVER. The real cover will be unveiled tomorrow. Who? Well if you revisit the list posted a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 09:54 am
Girlcrushes Bad pants and loud screams Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:21 am
Twilight Vaginal Hard-on Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 06:33 am
Twilight Twilight New Moon Giveaway American Express is hosting an exclusive gala screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Thursday, November 19th in Toronto. And we’re giving away tickets. But there’s more to feed the crazy! Winners will also attend a Q&A with cast members and attend an after-party where By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 05:26 am
Twilight The steeze in London Written by Lainey Jizz is the word of the day. And the style girls here at the studio are jizzing over Kristen Stewart right now at the UK premiere of New Moon. Me too. She brought her mad steeze to London where they see mad steeze all the time. And By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 07:56 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Maybe next time they’ll --ck Written by Jacek As most of you know, my knowledge of gossip is by association only. So my takes on what’s going on in Hollywood are quite amateur and usually don’t extend beyond a keen-eyed assessment (if I can say so myself) of who’s hot and what By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 05:43 am
Twilight Just mail Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 02:42 am
