Royals When Miley met the Queen At the Royal Variety performance last night, Miley Cyrus was one of several high profile entertainers who lined up to greet the Queen. So far there’s been only one picture that I can find of Miley’s moment with Her Majesty but it is enough for us to Photo By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 01:58 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Hot Friday Hot Harry It is so f-cking hot here in Toronto. And this is Hot Harry on a Horse not on a horse at a wedding in London with his brother and also Kate Middleton. I was married on a Friday. My mother consulted a feng shui master for the date. And By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 12:03 pm
Royals Where a Prince pees At Ascot yesterday, where both princes played polo, no doubt these were probably the cleanest portable potties on the planet, but still… It has to be bad, like BAD, like life or death, before I will step into one of those. I even have trouble using a half decent washroom By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 02:33 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse and his roommate Hot Harry and his brother are training and bunking together on an army base and met the media today to talk about their experiences. It was a light, relaxed presser as the brothers exchanged lighthearted quips – who’s messy, who snores, who cooks. Joked Hot Harry: "This is the By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 04:56 am
Quiveration Hot Harry and the Queen’s English Hot Harry on a Horse quivered all the loins in New York this weekend at his charity polo match and managed not to f-ck up.He was however, as you’d expect, kept on a very tight leash. Hot Harry did find time though to chat with Matt Lauer By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:44 am
Royals Don’t screw this up What? It’s not like he’s not gaffe-prone. Because as well know, if there’s a way to f-ck something up, Hot Harry on a Horse will figure it out. This time though, this time he must be on his best behaviour. Hot Harry is in New By Lainey • May 29, 2009 09:10 am
Royals Shake it, baby, shake it Hot Harry on a Horse this weekend at a polo match with his brother. For some reason while they were stretching, Hot Harry, the eternal f-ck up, decided to get his groove on. What do you think of his moves? Kinda like Porny Simpson? Side by side…it’s By Lainey • May 11, 2009 08:31 am
Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse and pink nails Hot Harry hit up a club called Raffles the other night, tried to sneak out the back entrance but the paps caught him first – seen here hopping in a cab with pink polish on his nails. Yum. Yum because this would have happened in bed. Of course it would have By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:11 am
Royals The Young Victoria UK premiere tonight in London just moments ago. The film opens there on March 6th but has yet, as far as I know, to receive a North American release date. …the f-ck? JailBait’s movie will open in ten thousand theatres across the States in April and The Young By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 07:43 am
Quiveration Hot Harry in the sky Hot Harry failed his pilot’s theory test. So apparently he’s getting extra lessons. Check him out, yesterday at the airfield looking relaxed and exuberant before taking to the skies. Hot Harry is hoping to fly helicopters in Afghanistan once his training is complete. Hot Harry is also getting By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 09:16 am
Royals Celebrity Dumbass See? It could totally be a daily feature. And it could feature Hot Harry on a Horse every f-cking day. Because, as we know, he is the loose cannon, the blundering spare. Last time it was the army video. This time he’s hating on black people. According to By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 03:39 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse no Chelsy Am sad. Love Harry and Chelsy. But it’s over again. For now. Word is she made the call. Tired of waiting around for him while he’s up to his shenanigans in the army, desperately hoping to move back to Africa, willing herself to focus on her own studies, By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 03:38 am
Royals Clean cut and all smiles Hot Harry on a Horse and his brother today in London for the launch of the Henry van Straubenzee Memorial Fund. Harry is healthy and well rested after his trip to Mauritius with Chelsy and William, having spent part of the holiday with Kate Middleton, is done with the beard. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 12:40 pm
Quiveration Topless Hot Harry hugs Chelsy Oh. Jealous. To be young, super rich, super blonde, super connected, and somehow keeping Hot Harry on a Horse more or less committed after all these years. What’s a skanky bar girl or two in Calgary? Chelsy’s eye is on a bigger prize. As mentioned earlier, they are By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 06:51 am
Quiveration The back of Hot Harry’s neck Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:49 am
Royals Beaver Bucks Buck Naked! As you know, I like the one on a horse more than the one on the throne (to be). But Prince William will be king. And if recent events are any suggestions, perhaps a more modern one. With a sense of humour, which is sexy too. William took his bucks By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 04:09 am
