Royals Prince Andrew heads home for “crisis talks” This is the cover of today’s issue of the Daily Mirror. It’s a photo that places Prince Andrew, Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell, his former girlfriend and alleged madam, in the same shot. Photos taken at this event have been circulated before, but this shot, of By Lainey • Aug 30, 2019 11:01 am
Royals The Forensics on Prince Andrew’s Fat Fingers After Virginia Giuffre dropped the YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID on Prince Andrew outside a New York City courthouse this week, we saw yesterday the new angle he and his team appear to be taking in his defence. Sources close to Andrew told the Evening Standard that they’ve always By Lainey • Aug 29, 2019 09:42 am
Royals Intro for August 29, 2019 Dear Gossips, A few days ago, the Daily Mail published an article about Queen Elizabeth’s “August horribilis”, a play on a speech she gave in 1992 when she referred to it as an “annus horribilis” (terrible year). What’s happening now, of course, is her second son is making By Lainey • Aug 29, 2019 08:40 am
Douchebags Prince Andrew: “You know what you did” I was never an obsessive fan of The Hills but even I know enough about The Hills to remember arguably its most well-known moment: “You know what you did!” That’s Lauren Conrad accusing Heidi Montag of rumouring that there was a sex tape of LC and Jason. Everyone By Lainey • Aug 28, 2019 09:47 am
Royals House Cambridge’s backfired environmentalism For days and days and even more days, the British tabloids shouted about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s private jets – first to Ibiza and then to Elton John’s in the South of France. Elton then clarified that he sent his own plane to pick them up and paid By Lainey • Aug 26, 2019 12:06 pm
Royals Prince Andrew writes a messy letter Most people seem to agree that Buckingham Palace courtiers had no hand in the statement that Prince Andrew released on Saturday August 24, 2019, almost exactly two weeks, to the day and hour, after Jeffrey Epstein “died by suicide”. Not only because the writing is a mess (which is so By Lainey • Aug 26, 2019 09:54 am
Royals Intro for August 26, 2019 Dear Gossips, Where do you think Prince Andrew was when he wrote the letter that was released on Saturday, his latest attempt at “clarifying” his relationship to Jeffrey Epstein? Apparently Andrew is still on holiday in Spain, but what I’m curious about is where he was, exactly, when he By Lainey • Aug 26, 2019 08:38 am
Royals Did House Cambridge troll House Sussex? For almost two weeks now, the British tabloids have been dumping on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle for flying on private jets on holiday. This has been as big of or an even bigger scandal than Prince Andrew being BFF with and namechecked in a lawsuit against a registered sex By Lainey • Aug 23, 2019 10:28 am
Douchebags Prince Andrew’s Foot Massage I have to update my list from yesterday about how, in SNL Stefon’s voice, this Prince Andrew-Jeffrey Epstein story has everything: -a pedophile -a madam -girls who say they were sex slaves -billionaires -politicians -government corruption -a beachside lair -country estates -New York mansion -private jets -mystery death By Lainey • Aug 23, 2019 09:37 am
Royals Prince Andrew is “having fun” Well that’s reassuring. Are you comforted by the fact that Prince Andrew is “totally chilled” and “having fun” on the golf course in Spain despite … you know… all that Jeffrey Epstein business? That’s what the Sun is telling us in their latest story about the Queen’s favourite By Lainey • Aug 22, 2019 12:31 pm
Royals Will Prince Andrew be deposed? Buckingham Palace and Prince Andrew may have thought that they’d put this Jeffrey Epstein business behind them. Even after Andrew was seen with Epstein following his jail sentence on “charges of solicitation of prostitution and procurement of minors for prostitution”, he managed to not have to account for his By Lainey • Aug 20, 2019 10:21 am
Douchebags Prince Andrew peeping at the door Last Saturday morning, August 10, 2019, the number one news story around the world was the death of Jeffrey Epstein, supposedly by suicide. The next day, Prince Andrew joined his mother, Queen Elizabeth, at church in Scotland, both of them with big smiles on their faces. Perhaps they were hoping By Lainey • Aug 19, 2019 11:01 am
Royals Prince Andrew is starting to “sh-t himself” That’s it. That’s all I got. I just want to pack it in here on this post, leave you with that headline, give you the link, and get to another story. But this should be the story – even though there are those actively trying not to make it By Lainey • Aug 15, 2019 12:04 pm
Royals Harry, Meghan, Andrew, and private jets Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were recently on holiday in Ibiza for six days. They stayed at a villa and flew there on a private jet. Which… I mean they’re royals. Prince William and Catherine were just in Mustique and that was a private jet and luxury situation too. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2019 03:03 pm
Royals Intro for August 13, 2019 Dear Gossips, It’s been 72 hours since Jeffrey Epstein died by suicide in federal detention. Yesterday the FBI raided his private island in the Caribbean as authorities promised his victims that the case would continue even though he’s dead. Which means anyone who was worried about their association By Lainey • Aug 13, 2019 09:56 am
Royals Meghan, Harry, and Andrew: dinner party etiquette After news broke this weekend about Jeffrey Epstein’s death, which coincidentally (or conspiratorially, depending on how you see it) happened following the unsealing of court documents containing allegations that he ran an underage sex ring, the Daily Mail published an article about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s dinner By Lainey • Aug 12, 2019 10:23 am
