Baby and Bump Obsession Catherine’s white collar Oh much better than that sh-tty ass St Patrick’s Day royal bun that gave me the swears yesterday. Did you take a good look at that thing? Did you see its shape from the sides? What kind of a stylist allows that to be seen in public on a By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 02:34 pm
Hook Ups When can Harry hold Cressida’s hand? Prince Harry went out with friends the other night in London. Not an unusual occurrence, except that Cressida Bonas, his girlfriend, was in the group. Well that adds another dimension to the “I Love You” phase in a relationship, non? On top of when to say it and how long By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 04:34 pm
Royals Royal Ear-Pulling Is it like finger pulling? Don’t be a prude. You know finger pulling. Here, pull my finger. You’ve never pulled on someone’s finger? Or watched someone get their finger pulled? Look, I don’t like to be farted around. But I do enjoy a fart joke. I’ By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 12:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Our Little Royal Grape Baby Wales has a nickname! According to US Weekly, the Cambridges are calling the royal heir “Our Little Grape”. OLG? I prefer Baby Wales. As for whether or not the grape is a girl, US sources say William and Catherine have only told Prince Charles and her parents, not even By Lainey • Mar 13, 2013 10:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Daughter...or Dog? Everyone's all lathered up today because apparently, when Catherine Cambridge was in Grimsby yesterday, she may have revealed that the future monarch is female. US Weekly reports that: During the engagement, the expectant Duchess of Cambridge, 31, was given a white teddy bear by a local, Diane Burton. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2013 11:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Katy Cambridge: work after Swiss weekend After attending a wedding with William and Harry this weekend in Switzerland, Catherine Cambridge is back in England, on official business today in Grimsby where she visited the National Fishing Heritage Centre. As expected, Kate recycled -- this Hobbs coat was previously worn last year, on Valentine’s Day, in By Lainey • Mar 05, 2013 10:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Cambridges + Harry’s Swiss wedding weekend Oh rich people and their rich Swiss weddings... Prince Hot Harry tagged along with Prince William and his Catherine to attend the wedding of one of their friends in Switzerland this weekend. No Cressida? Maybe Harry didn’t get a plus one. Or maybe he didn’t insist. Hanging out By Lainey • Mar 04, 2013 10:07 am
Royals Harry in a tuxedo mentions his mother It’s always a headline whenever either of Diana’s boys remembers their mother. They know this, especially Prince William. Which is why he is particularly deliberate about when to invoke her memory. He did so most recently when an Italian magazine published photos of him with his wife on By Lainey • Feb 28, 2013 10:57 am
Quiveration Hot Harry grooving again On his knees! Look at him, thrusting his hips forward, ready to swivel. Am I imagining it? I might be imagining it. Also, I love him in the pink apron. Next time he gets caught with his clothes off in Vegas, he should cover himself with a pink apron. After By Lainey • Feb 27, 2013 11:46 am
Royals Hot Harry ski bunnies This is the photo on almost every cover in England today: Hot Harry is in love! Hot Harry found The One? Well, she's blonde, she's thin, she's moneyed, she's discreet. It's a good start. And since he had to go By Lainey • Feb 21, 2013 11:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Royal Bump...officially You've seen it already, presumably, after that Italian magazine published photos of the Cambridges on holiday in Mustique a few weeks ago. I was less interested in the bump than I was in how frizzy her hair looked in the tropics. Like really, really frizzy and thick -- By Lainey • Feb 19, 2013 11:33 am
Royals Harry’s home Here’s Harry arriving home today with his fellow soldiers. They were flown back to England, landing in Oxfordshire, on a Royal Air Force A-330 following a tour of duty in Afghanistan. As you know, Harry was gone for 4 months and loved the freedom and pissing out helicopters but By Lainey • Jan 23, 2013 02:59 pm
Royals How Hot Harry on a Horse pees off the helicopter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 01:29 pm
Royals Katy Cambridge’s sh-tty portrait They unveiled Princess Catherine’s first official portrait today. As you can see, it’s sh-t. At least to me it’s sh-t. She’s 31. The artist made her look 45, with tired eyes a weird half smile that’s not even her signature expression. And is she greying By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 09:52 am
Royals KATEPEDIA If you’re into the royal porn, you’ll be all over the new issue of British Vogue, out Thursday, featuring KATEPEDIA, an analysis of Katy Cambridge’s style...as they repeatedly and almost exclusively call her “Kate” through the article which, I mean it must make her crazy, non? By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 10:57 am
Royals Grimaldi babies It's not that Monaco's Prince Albert doesn't have kids -- he does, as you know, only they're not considered "legitimate" and therefore have no claim to the inheritance. Albert is 54. Giving him a proper heir, then, is Charlene of By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 01:02 pm
