Baby and Bump Obsession Little Borat Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 02:53 am
Johnny Depp Sweeney Todd in New York Keith Richards made a rare public appearance last night at the New York premiere of Sweeney Todd. As did a fairly friendly Sacha Baron Cohen. Because Sweeney Todd is cool. Because Tim Burton is cool. And of course Johnny Depp is cool. As mentioned before, Stephen King wrote a great By Lainey • Dec 04, 2007 02:25 am
Sacha Baron Cohen They All Wheel and Deal It’s not unusual to learn about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel workin’ the paps in her favour. Or Paris Hilton. Or even Jennifer Garner. But what about Sacha Baron Cohen? He is supposed to be press shy, supposed to be in it for the art and not for the fame, By Lainey • Nov 22, 2007 03:12 am
Sacha Baron Cohen The Book of Borat Funniest sh*t ever. The Hotness is back in the spotlight, currently on a book tour to promote his new travel guide – Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. As you can see, Borat brought presumably one of By Lainey • Nov 08, 2007 07:00 pm
Sacha Baron Cohen Double Bump! Isla Fisher and Naomi Watts both pregnant, hanging together yesterday in California and giggling together too - adorable, non? And a great story about Sacha Baron Cohen the other day. A house party in LA, door opens, in walks Sacha. He grabs a beer, does a lap around the place, By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Queen Sacha? Unconfirmed reports out of London that Sacha Baron Cohen will play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic. Negotiations are apparently underway with Sacha eager to flex his dramatic muscles and transition from Ali G/Borat to serious actor. Good move. And when time comes, he will be back on the By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Kevin Federline Everyone Kick Britney She exploits herself and she is exploited by everyone around her. Sigh. Sadness. Britney supposedly felt betrayed by all the men in her life: KFed, Justin, Isaac Cohen. Add to that list a long line of employees now coming forward to capitalise on her troubles. A former “potential” nanny has By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Britney Backstabbed…again She’s indefensible, no argument there. And she makes poor choices. Because she’s dumb. So people take advantage of her. They use her, they exploit her, then they sell her out. Is she accountable? For sure. But don’t you feel a little sorry for her…not even just By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Praise Goddess, Britney single? X17 F&ck. Almost there. Almost another week without having to write about her. But this is good news… I think. Because Britney apparently told x17 pappies she and new beau Isaac Cohen were “not together”. Which frees her up for Pipsqueak. Not that he would take her back By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Kirsten Dunst Kiki & Seth Cohen? According to Us Weekly, Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody were getting close at Hyde the other day...which probably just means they said hello. Still, given that Andy Samberg was rumoured to be her most recent conquest, Adam does seem to fit her new mold, and while so many teenypops By Lainey • Jan 18, 2007 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Best Quiverating Kazakh: Sacha Baron Cohen If you’re about to pound out an indignant email about lack of class and propriety on an elegant evening – save the sanctimony…please. The man was AWARDED for a satirical performance about a racist, sexist ignorant beast – given that he earned that platform, what else did you expect him By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Sacha Baron Cohen: the Voice of Hotness It’s rare to hear him not talking about Sexytime and attacking gypsies and Jews and exclaiming Wawaweewa, or bigging up bouyakasha respeck the virtues of his mum’s poom poom bush and assuring us he doesn’t like it up the bati – or as he says “bah-ee). In fact, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen The Daily Borat: Borat"s GG reaction Sort of. Here"s a statement released by Sacha Baron Cohen about this morning"s good news: "I have been trying to let Borat know this great news but for the last 4 hours both of Kazakhstan"s telephones have been engaged," he said in By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat: Camel Toe on Rolling Stone I like!!! See my Borat’s S&M camel toe on the cover of Rolling Stone – or is it moose knuckle? Whatever y’all – that’s what I call The Hotness. And the article is even better. As always, Rolling Stone is a great read. I won’t spoil By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat de-Kazakhed Us Weekly is reporting that Rolling Stone has scored a straight up interview with my #5 Sacha Baron Cohen – note the Freebie Five is currently not up to date because of unexpected glitches during site updates this weekend. For the record – Borat holds down the fifth spot, praise Buddha. Sacha By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat Extorted Some loser from Turkey is claiming he is the real life inspiration behind Borat – convenient now that the movie has broken records at the box office. Mahir Cagri is a freelance journalist who dresses up in embarrassingly unflattering swimwear to entice women over the internet: "Who is want to By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
