Amazingness Shia got punched OK, not exactly. But metaphorically? Some guy in New York was minding his own goddamn business on Saturday at the subway when his face ran into a fist. The fist belonged to a stranger. The stranger took exception to the man’s face because, supposedly, he thought his face looked By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 10:17 am
Shia LaBeouf Shia LaBeouf: Performance Artist strikes again Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf strikes again! The last time we heard from The Beef he was spitting mad rhymes and aggressively bullsh*t excuses at his girlfriend. But now The Beef has returned, once again perpetrating performance art in a public space. Gothamist announced yesterday that The Beef is at By Sarah • Nov 11, 2015 01:03 pm
Break Ups Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green over Another exclusive for US Weekly - Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are done. According to a source for the magazine, “they decided on it six months ago”. Not sure if these two are f-cking with their separation timeline the way Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner did. Can you believe By Lainey • Aug 19, 2015 10:30 am
Douchebags Shia words on video Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend Mia Goth were in Germany a few days ago. They were caught on camera in a fight as they were exiting a cab. She was pulling on his bag, asking him to stay. He ended up getting into a car without her with some random sketchy By Lainey • Jul 27, 2015 03:37 pm
Amazingness MC Shia Shia LaBeouf freestyle rapping, have you seen the video yet? If no, please enjoy. If yes, please enjoy again. I’ve enjoyed it several times already: He raps at the speed of a turtle but still. When he’s not plagiarising and, you know, punching people, I can’t help By Lainey • Jun 29, 2015 11:57 am
Music Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Shia LaBeouf frustrates me. On the one hand, I think he’s a very talented actor. On the other, he’s a plagiarist with a plagiarist’s obnoxious “everyone steals because art” lack of understanding of what appropriation and repurposing really are. But, with a major movie out this year, By Sarah • Dec 08, 2014 12:59 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Brad kisses Shia Shia LaBeouf’s hero, Brad Pitt John Wayne, greeted him with a kiss to the hand last night at the New York premiere of Fury. As far as we know, the event happened without incident. No drunken outbursts, no fights, no plagiarism. Would Shia dare when Brad’s around? It’ By Lainey • Oct 15, 2014 12:04 pm
Media Manipulation Shia tells a good story Shia LaBeouf. I mean, it’s Shia LaBeouf. You can describe him in all kinds of ways – most of them negative: troubled child star, plagiarist, stunt queen, belligerent, a very bad drunk, etc, etc, etc. He’s also a good actor. And an entertainer. That’s the quality that got By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 12:54 pm
BFFs The “unreachable” Brad Pitt…with Shia as his wingman Brange was not photographed at the Clooney wedding. Some are hoping they were there, just incognito. But you know what? It’s not like they hang out a lot. You see Clooney with Damon, Krasinski, Murray… Since Oceans, you don’t see him with Brad. Their friendship has been overblown… By Lainey • Sep 29, 2014 10:42 am
Child Stars Shia LaBeouf muzzled Shia LaBeouf attended a performance of Cabaret in New York last night. He was smoking in the theatre. Also being aggressive with other patrons. To the point where they had to call the cops who cuffed him and took him to the police station. Where he allegedly verbally abused them By Lainey • Jun 27, 2014 10:24 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Brad Pitt’s Fury The first full trailer for Fury, starring Brad Pitt, Michael Pena, Logan Lerman, and Shia LaBeouf was released today. I can rarely sit through a war movie – and I suppose that’s how you’re supposed to feel. But…not to sound like an insensitive c-nt… Brad Pitt’s character’ By Lainey • Jun 25, 2014 01:03 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Shia still has a girlfriend Sarah calls him a “thief and a liar”. Well this lying thief was out in LA yesterday and he still has a girlfriend, Mia Goth. Goth is young. Just 19, at the most 20. Which makes sense. Any woman more mature might not be able to handle his sh-t. And By Lainey • Feb 18, 2014 12:10 pm
Douchebags JUST. APOLOGIZE. If you thought Shia LaBeouf’s behavior in Berlin was the pinnacle of how weird he can get, guess what, you were wrong. Because now, immediately on the heels of whatever that was in Berlin, The Beef is back in Los Angeles, where he is doing something he claims is By Sarah • Feb 12, 2014 10:16 am
Douchebags Shia LaBeouf is still a thief and a liar Remember when Joaquin Phoenix lost his mind, grew a big bushy beard and said he was going to be a rapper? And everyone was like, “Whatever, weirdo,” and laughed at him, and then he was all, Wait, wait, it’s a joke! Then he made that “documentary” with Casey Affleck, By Sarah • Feb 10, 2014 11:10 am
Child Stars Shia says Shia is retiring He plagiarised. We criticised. He apologised. Again we criticised. So now he’s euthanised his career. Shia LaBeouf says he’s retiring. He made the announcement on Twitter: In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life. My love goes out to By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 12:13 pm
Shia LaBeouf Shia LaBeouf: the aggressive apologiser The problem is his plagiarism. Click here for a refresher. Then he spent NYE on his Twitter sending out plagiarised apologies. You can see all his tweets here. Then he hired someone to skywrite an apology to Daniel Clowe. It’s exhausting. It’s terrifying. Imagine if you were dating By Lainey • Jan 02, 2014 11:47 am
